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That awkward moment in church when:

You enter the church some minutes to the end of the service and all eyes fall on you.

They're singing a particular song which you don't even know it exists

Everyone is dancing as if there's a gift for it and you're the odd one out, standing like a vertical log of wood

You're to dance to the front to drop your offering and the person in front of you is engaging in an endless buttock-shaking Shoki dance, blocking your way forward

You're being tapped by the usher, telling you to stop sleeping, then you will be like "i no dey sleep na", with sleepy red eyes

The pastor asks you to look at your neighbour eyeball to eyeball and your neighbour has only one eye...You gats close one of ur eyes too.

Wen your pastor asks you to pray that you'll buy that house you're living in as a tenant IJN and your landlord is sitting next to u, winking at you.

When you're to drink the holy communion and it pours on your white cloth


When the pastor is pointing at someone at your back and everyone is looking at you

Wen sinners are asked to come to the front and the whole church is still seated, lookin 4 who will stand up 1st!!

When virgins are asked to come forward and your mum is sitting next to you, smiling with the confidence of what u are not


Add yours......

Wic 1 of diz has happened 2 u b4

is dat why you didnt go to church today, berra get up now and go abi na NL be ur church?

zazi akoni: is dat why you didnt go to church today, berra get up now and go abi na NL be ur church?

haaa boss I went 2 church oo nd infact all of d above happend 2 me in chc 2day!!

I have experienced that num 4. I was lyk wats up with this girl. Was shaking what God blessed her with.

i dey come

That number 1 can be so annoying!

Number 7 and 9 are just funny!

intresting

I beg to differ, there is no awkward moment in church, it just depends on who you are and what you are there for, i am in church because i desire fellowship with God and with brethen, and with God, noting goes awkward, even when david went naked dancing, it wasnt awkward, she who thought it awkward(michal),went barren

josh001: I beg to differ, there is no awkward moment in church, it just depends on who you are and what you are there for, i am in church because i desire fellowship with God and with brethen, and with God, noting goes awkward, even when david went naked dancing, it wasnt awkward, she who thought it awkward(michal),went barren

if u wan fight,go SABO...abi dem drag u enta here?

No 4 and 5 is so annoyin esp that no 5... Et pisses me off like crazy.. Wahs d use wakin me wen if d so callled usher leaves I continue ma slp

chymystique: No 4 and 5 is so annoyin esp that no 5... Et pisses me off like crazy.. Wahs d use wakin me wen if d so callled usher leaves I continue ma slp

so na sleep u dey go sleep 4 chc??

#3 and #4 happens to me almost every service day

I have expetienced No #3 and 4 a lot of times

Gats resurrect dis thread cos I experienced some mentioned today... cc lalasticlala

Endless buttock shaking

as usual

The OP is not paying attention to the church service

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when one beautiful usher tap you from you sleep.




when you are about to yawn and the camera is on your face (and every one is viewing on the cinema)



when the person called to end the prayer says this is just the beginning

That moment when the choir mistress facing the congregation sit like this.

That awkward moment you forgot it is thanksgiving sunday...and you have given all the money in your wallet.

number 4 is annoyingly funny.

Why is it easy to comment on the Christian topics but when I want to comment on the Islam section I get a series of interrogation.

Why can anybody access the Christian topics but have to accept to be a Muslim before they can comment on the Islam topics?

2013 thread......is it that bad?

I can relate to some of those moments

aieromon:
2013 thread......is it that bad?

I'm telling you....when there are a lot of interesting topics in background, nairaland finally to the gutters

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