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The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by fattbabakay(m): 11:10am On Dec 29, 2013 |
That awkward moment in church when: You enter the church some minutes to the end of the service and all eyes fall on you. They're singing a particular song which you don't even know it exists Everyone is dancing as if there's a gift for it and you're the odd one out, standing like a vertical log of wood You're to dance to the front to drop your offering and the person in front of you is engaging in an endless buttock-shaking Shoki dance, blocking your way forward You're being tapped by the usher, telling you to stop sleeping, then you will be like "i no dey sleep na", with sleepy red eyes The pastor asks you to look at your neighbour eyeball to eyeball and your neighbour has only one eye...You gats close one of ur eyes too. Wen your pastor asks you to pray that you'll buy that house you're living in as a tenant IJN and your landlord is sitting next to u, winking at you. When you're to drink the holy communion and it pours on your white cloth When the pastor is pointing at someone at your back and everyone is looking at you Wen sinners are asked to come to the front and the whole church is still seated, lookin 4 who will stand up 1st!! When virgins are asked to come forward and your mum is sitting next to you, smiling with the confidence of what u are not Add yours...... 98 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by fattbabakay(m): 11:11am On Dec 29, 2013 |
Wic 1 of diz has happened 2 u b4 1 Like |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by zaziakoni(f): 11:15am On Dec 29, 2013 |
is dat why you didnt go to church today, berra get up now and go abi na NL be ur church? 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by fattbabakay(m): 11:29am On Dec 29, 2013 |
zazi akoni: is dat why you didnt go to church today, berra get up now and go abi na NL be ur church?haaa boss I went 2 church oo nd infact all of d above happend 2 me in chc 2day!! 4 Likes |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by Vicjay1(m): 11:35am On Dec 29, 2013 |
I have experienced that num 4. I was lyk wats up with this girl. Was shaking what God blessed her with. 1 Like |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by 24in7: 11:41am On Dec 29, 2013 |
i dey come |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by Enegod(m): 11:42am On Dec 29, 2013 |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by Danhumprey: 11:43am On Dec 29, 2013 |
That number 1 can be so annoying! Number 7 and 9 are just funny! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by Nastydroid(m): 12:17pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
intresting |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by josh001(m): 12:24pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
I beg to differ, there is no awkward moment in church, it just depends on who you are and what you are there for, i am in church because i desire fellowship with God and with brethen, and with God, noting goes awkward, even when david went naked dancing, it wasnt awkward, she who thought it awkward(michal),went barren 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by fattbabakay(m): 1:02pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
josh001: I beg to differ, there is no awkward moment in church, it just depends on who you are and what you are there for, i am in church because i desire fellowship with God and with brethen, and with God, noting goes awkward, even when david went naked dancing, it wasnt awkward, she who thought it awkward(michal),went barrenif u wan fight,go SABO...abi dem drag u enta here? 35 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by chymystique(f): 1:16pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
No 4 and 5 is so annoyin esp that no 5... Et pisses me off like crazy.. Wahs d use wakin me wen if d so callled usher leaves I continue ma slp 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by fattbabakay(m): 1:55pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
chymystique: No 4 and 5 is so annoyin esp that no 5... Et pisses me off like crazy.. Wahs d use wakin me wen if d so callled usher leaves I continue ma slpso na sleep u dey go sleep 4 chc?? 2 Likes |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by amaboy06(m): 11:19am On Dec 31, 2013 |
#3 and #4 happens to me almost every service day |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by kokowe(m): 12:22pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
I have expetienced No #3 and 4 a lot of times |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by fattbabakay(m): 9:37am On Oct 25, 2015 |
Gats resurrect dis thread cos I experienced some mentioned today... cc lalasticlala 1 Like |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by activelyA(f): 12:15pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
Endless buttock shaking 1 Like |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by prettyjo(f): 12:15pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
as usual |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by ShakurM(m): 12:15pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
Offering time and the last money 4 ur pocket na ur tfare back home Na to trek home 4 God oo 10 Likes |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by Demmocrats(m): 12:15pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
The OP is not paying attention to the church service |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by Nobody: 12:15pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
k 1 Like |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by ZYZZA: 12:16pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
when one beautiful usher tap you from you sleep. when you are about to yawn and the camera is on your face (and every one is viewing on the cinema) when the person called to end the prayer says this is just the beginning 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by UncleLondon: 12:17pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
That moment when the choir mistress facing the congregation sit like this. 15 Likes 1 Share
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Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by ShakurM(m): 12:17pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
josh001:It's just a joke not a dick, don’t take it so hard? 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by bigv(m): 12:18pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
That awkward moment you forgot it is thanksgiving sunday...and you have given all the money in your wallet. 3 Likes |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by Owliver(m): 12:18pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
number 4 is annoyingly funny. |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by Nobody: 12:19pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
Why is it easy to comment on the Christian topics but when I want to comment on the Islam section I get a series of interrogation. Why can anybody access the Christian topics but have to accept to be a Muslim before they can comment on the Islam topics? 29 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by aieromon(m): 12:19pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
2013 thread......is it that bad? |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by missKiffy(f): 12:19pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
I can relate to some of those moments |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by Aitee1: 12:19pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
aieromon: I'm telling you....when there are a lot of interesting topics in background, nairaland finally to the gutters 1 Like |
Re: The 10 Most AWKWARD Moments In Church by Nobody: 12:19pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
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