every moment is arkward... in church

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I was in church and the we were all up standing and then they annouced that first timers should remain standing. As I wan sit na, the person wey dey my back dey press my chair so na so I dey stand dey look. Deaconess con tok say my friend sit down, you're not a first timer.

number 6 got me rolling on the floor.

since December 29 2013, na now you hit fp... na wa...

come to think of it, op must have been sad that a front page worthy topic was ignored

delay is not denial abi... Oya make I go create threads wey go hit fp 2020

That moment when you are a drummer and you don't know what to play to a song

josh001:
I beg to differ, there is no awkward moment in church, it just depends on who you are and what you are there for, i am in church because i desire fellowship with God and with brethen, and with God, noting goes awkward, even when david went naked dancing, it wasnt awkward, she who thought it awkward(michal),went barren

Chill... it's juzz a joking sturv

the first day i went yo my friends church "kingsword" in Abeokuta in 2010

i went to my friend's place initially so remembered i was invited so decided to go. i was wearing a slightly faded polo and leather slippers and a jeans. i was directed to sit in front i agreed.

then the pastor started preaching about dressing and you know all this indomie generation churches na, people began to look around to check peoples dress. i almost died. guys were getting up adjusting their suits in style shouting "Alleluya. while the girls were clapping, me i just freeze for sit.

its awkward, annoying and disgraceful. since that experience i dey always wear Christmas cloth go that church.

near death experience

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Yekpa!

When u are asked to come out for second collection and ur offering money don finish ..

1) That awkward moment when the pastor says turn to ur neighbour tell him Jesus loves you... and ur neighbour in turn replies u with this crazy mouth odour
2) That awkward moment when in the middle of the service u percieve this fierce odour, and u know someone has polluted d air and ur neighbour keeps staring at u with disgust...in ur mind u b like no b me mess ooo, na God go purnish who do am

fattbabakay:
if u wan fight,go SABO...abi dem drag u enta here?

No mind am. Dem don brainwash am completely.

Religion is a hoax.

2013 thread

A thread created in 2013 makes front page in 2015.


Perseverance! Even you will make it at your own destined time.....LOL

dat no 4 is fucking annoying.

IamMissMarvel:
Why is it easy to comment on the Christian topics but when I want to comment on the Islam section I get a series of interrogation.

Why can anybody access the Christian topics but have to accept to be a Muslim before they can comment on the Islam topics?

Please stay online. Your question is important to us. We will attend to you shortly.

IamMissMarvel:
Why is it easy to comment on the Christian topics but when I want to comment on the Islam section I get a series of interrogation.

Why can anybody access the Christian topics but have to accept to be a Muslim before they can comment on the Islam topics?

Because Everything in Islam Religion get comma , , , , , ..

Vicjay1:
I have experienced that num 4. I was lyk wats up with this girl. Was shaking what God blessed her with.

u 4 start DE rock am na

Number 3 happens to me most times ,especially when i attend a Pentecostal church

A thread that was created Dec 29 2013 just got promoted to the front page.it's either the mod in charge didn't notice it or they are embacking on recycling things.

search for sasuwa blog

If a thread of close to 2 years can make it to front page today, Nigeria go better, it's just a matter of time.

That moment when the pastor said "if you are sleeping, shout hallelujah" and you are the only that shouted hallelujah

fattbabakay:

When virgins are asked to come forward and your mum is sitting next to you, smiling with the confidence of what u are not


Add yours......

lol this is real Gobe

When you are dancing swaggarliciously to the offering box in your white agbada then suddenly remember that the offering is still in your pocket. You then struggle to bring it out from your pocket, with just four feet to goal line. Gbam! You finally succeed, but along with your offering, also comes rumpled and raggedy looking pieces of N5 and N10 which flutter to the floor in all their wretched and poverty-stricken glory. Remember they emerged from a white agbada pocket o.

OP, I know that if it's you, you'll form eyes-front and do as if they are not yours. If ushers call your attention, you go add deaf and dumb join.

#that awkward moment when service is on and you get up to go ease yourself and the pastors says to you seat down

#imagine that