SickScrollz: Ask NairaLanders wats above me?
Dy replied.... trash!/
I do tinx dt bring in cash/
So wat u drop aint an earnin verse!/
U hire arms/ lyk agberos
I got firearms/ dt i own
so if u try frontin?
I'l js tel ma boys to arrange ur set of teeth on a
Venn diagram!!

SickScrollz: ....dey yell wantin to see more of wat i got/ wat his smokin,,
or read battles ave fought/
d tin is am goD!,,
destroy'd sodom n Gomorah nd d last person wantin to see my works,,ended a pillar of salt!
Wat i spit is magic/
Saw ur gal in a bar beach/
Ask her wat she doin dere,,,she said she came to 'cool off' n relieve hersef frm d smell of ur armpit!!!
Lol
#Mrnin NLs

Up dere u have it

Quote 2 or 3 for me.[/quote]

I'm sick pls don't blame me

Putting NL overhyped wackos of ceremony (WC) to sleep

Soon as I walk in, silence errwhere like I press mute button//
NL textcee boring so imma deposit wackos in d hole they dugging// bore-in
Check this legend bar so hot hades had to run underground//
So I'll make any oaf dissipate faster than they can ask for another round//

Ibime hmmm

I heard this dude be claiming best he is feeling himself??//
Only time you felt yaself was jerking off in the toilet recess //
How can a relegation prone team be challenging the top three//
If the tables were turned this wack won't still make it to champions league//

evilchapterz

You was never a rapper, your lines are drier than playas in sahara//
Boy run to ya mama, better yet run to your one legged grandma//
Would have sent you to ya papa but you the product of horsedick Group Intimacy//
Dude was raised like an animal his nick should have been tarzan//

The rest!!!

None of yall can bring death to me even if you pack a team of corpses//
Yall are bunch retards and dickriders ya verse lacks a beam of knowledge//
The line is drawn don't step outta ya jurisdiction less you wanna cross over//
Coz I'm fast with the glock ill make ya lie faster than a corrupt lawyer// lie = kill

WORD

Bored***** trying new styles

uhmm **Prekk is here, the vet-e-ran, high time y'all got settled-sons and get served without kitchens, kettles, pots or even raising utensils up.
sh¡t is mental cos Im atomic. . . serving niggz on d table
with elemental force!
I'm a gentle bros, throwing detrimental props, loading mags and recycling clips like movie rental shops cos I done proved my mettle but any saying I don't 'run this game' & step up, will be 'swept off' while screaming. . ."omorr o! that Guy Dangerous". . .like that nigguh from Temple Run!
NL second in command, the title's plain, my writes too cray but
these guys look pained that they are always given second
thoughts. . .like ideas from a psycho's brain!
They desire to reign but I already wifed the game and anyone speeding to the aisle with an objection. . .Will get crushed by the bridal train!
These guys claim hoodies but from my judgement, dey're
dirty silent rookies so bfor I pass my sentence. . . someone
pls wash their hands first like that Pontius Pilate dude did.
see as guys dey look me, suicidal tutor, teachin wide-eyed
students to dilate pupils coz in my dictionary, there's no
mercy. . .Its 'alwys an aye for an aye'. . . Like am having
difficulty comparing Pirate movies!!
I'm shooting to relegate these rookies who dare relate wit us in d big men's cos if I could get moody and mediate, I'll prolly 'chalk their failure to make a headway down to their genes'. . .cos they'r still looking to 'pen a trait'!
So in essence, These guys will jas fall when I strike with mad force to drive their arše off. . .till they see the need for speed. . . after my burn out. . . ensures they bite the Asphalt!!

ThunderStorm:

Lol. . Ok

I'm still mourning and grieving/ the depature of my mom which I'm missing/ but my nigga evilchapters wants me, to pour in my writtens/
. . so with his courting permission/. .his wish is my command. . . as i put the words into mission/

this verse is the witness. ./ that no titan will own me/ even my home figters still know me/ that my blows blinds off the homie/
. . till he writes . . .corner-pages of farcries. . . but no one would wanna listen. . to his own 'side of the story!'/

Shoutout to Ibi, for keeping it real. . and retaining his shine/ keeping it blazing till time/
despite the forces that . . .secretly. .'love his axe' . . . but been hating his grind/ and framed it with lies!!/

shoutout to Mikuz. . . even though lastnite. .we fought like animals with anger/ but i'm matured enuf, to brand the dude the master/
. .cuz he's every verse is designed to have these . .artifical canibus'. . killed by . . Natural Disaster!!/

shoutout to glacierz. . a soldier thats greater/ with a strength to folder ya to paper/
. . and shoutout out to Ema . .a prince, who would cover . .every length and breath. . to take over ya area/

S/O to cooger. . really. . for claiming his great/ and ended up being a wailing disgrace/
. .S/O to Joshua. . . for maintaining his base!/

Yo!
Shoutout Oga DBR, Dj, Khim darling, the newbies. .and even the clowns which are claiming/ and doubting my ratings/
. . and please, shoutout to pastor prekky. . whereever Ibi left him . just hope he found his salvation!/

Yall thanks for the condols. .it reduced my sorrows and tears/ heed me from the shadows of death/ calmed my marrow and yet/
. .i didnt need a bottle of beer/ to swallow my fears!!/

. . and here i am, with a bow, an arrow and spear

expose my victim's/ bones and kill him/. .that he's no match, for my quotes and writtens/
. .behold,,yall witness. ./
as i let the meek inherit the earth. . and i shall inherit. . the solar system!!/

Thats tight son! Pure wit!

My words set in stone like Moses up in the mountain/
King Tourney, Chukka was spitting something astounding/ Every pun was dumbfounding/
and it's a safe bet. . . that my reign would have fall. . the way Thunder was sounding!/
but Mikuz will get dumped in the fountain/ when my trouble surround him/
They're done with the counting/ The numbers are now in!/
It says . . I'm one in a million. . and he's one in a thousand/
Fück what his tongue is espousing/ we aint feeling his rank though/
I peeling his cap so/ he better chill and relax yo/
You can't compare a King to a tadpole/ Ask that villain Di Caprio/
He feeling my damn flow/
Despite being racist. . . he still consider this bad bro/ . .an exceptional nigger. . .like Django!/
General. . .commanding troops/ to stand and shoot/
Niggas in Naples shipping me Italian suits/
I put explosives and knockouts in a bastards food. . . call it Banger soup!/
I'm married too/ but still in the strip club with my lavish crew/
With girls showing off their family jewels/ when I brandish loot/
But not like niggas in Miami do/
They throw one dollar notes when enjoying the strip/
But since £1 sterling don't come in notes. . . I'm stoning coins at the bítch!/
Boy, it's a trip/ I might get a chick moist in the whip/
I get overexhuberant sometimes. . . and dislocate the joint in my hip/
What's the point to this shít?/ this verse is aimless and dumb/
Even heaven couldn't battle against with my phrase and my puns/
cos my rhymes could split the sky lines. . like the rays of the sun/

Nairaland

flop flop n flop

welcome back teddy

ckushy: welcome back teddy

tnkx bro
demn see dryness

They prolly still struggling to open nu account... I went through hell b4 opening this account.

Wetin dey sup?
All my Nairaland datas just vanish

All my Likes,posts,just vanish,my,time spent online, topics,what the fvck?

ckushy: They prolly still struggling to open nu account... I went through hell b4 opening this account.

That means every single member who registered after Januray 10,don't exist anymore? Na wa o

prolly.

What tha hell happened.. I just woke up and saw my self back in jan 10.. Some kinda time travel?

Limerick: What tha hell happened.. I just woke up and saw my self back in jan 10.. Some kinda time travel?

oh you register before January 10th,you dey lucky then....

we reversed time so we can change da future......


Da Phoenix order.......

Huhn?

Paul Thor: we reversed time so we can change da future......


Da Phoenix order.......

:/

whatever happened

Then they resumed with their wackness!

Smfh, Whatever Happened To The Recent Battle Threads?

LooNat11kk: Smfh, Whatever Happened To The Recent Battle Threads?

dumbest question i came across today
i js hope none would be dumber

LooNat11kk: Smfh, Whatever Happened To The Recent Battle Threads?

Luna, use ya first acc, ur name dan back to normal.

Siddoggg HBD

JigsawKillah:

dumbest question i came across today
i js hope none would be dumber

You Are?

Smh

choi! . . At last am here! all ya rants have been wiped! Thank God, nairaland is not like fb, cos if so, i'll be weeping by now

np - storm is over by rkelly


#NowFreshTho'


lwkmd!!! all doz nu acct done wipe awt. . .smh 4 ghostbusters. . .


laff don finish my life!!

LooNat11kk: You Are?

ur dad