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Funny Copycat Experiences by thankyouJesus(m): 7:39pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Share your failed copycat experience. Share a time where copy-copy or the "warri no deh carry last attitude" put or wan put you for trouble. I have lots of experience but let me share these few ones. 1. I had a roomate back then in school who suddenly became what i call "the lady's boy" when he started gyming(body building). Even though i was more handsome than him, i became almost negligible whenever i'm with him in midst of ladies. I come vex come go begin deh gym my own cos warri no deh carry last - patapata na draw. My brothers, no be person tell me make i stop after two months of gyming cos instead of developing muscles like my friend i was developing ribs. 2. I go swimming with my guys for school. Me and my guys deh dey groove for 4feet part of the pool. See as all man deh trip for wan babe not only cos she fine but this babe just deh groove 9feet like fish. And me, being one of those guys wey no believe say babe suppose pass am for anything, na ihn i mumuishly think say swimming na to just dive inside water deh shake hand and leg anyhow you like. Oboy, as i jump eh, i begin deh find myself inside the pool. Thank God say rescuers deh there else una for no deh hear this story now. No be small cry i cry dat day. My face con swell, eye con deh red like who drink ogogoro becos na d babe rescue me. See as babes laugh me scatter that day. Shame catch me no be small. For one month i no gree come out make i for no jam those babes for road. Oya share yours. cc lalasticlala 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by nairamaverick(m): 7:56pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
ROTFLMAO...Can't stop laughing that pool incident really cracked me up 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by thankyouJesus(m): 8:03pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
nairamaverick: ROTFLMAO...Can't stop laughing that pool incident really cracked me upshare yours |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by nairamaverick(m): 8:19pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
thankyouJesus: share yours can't remember any presently. |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by Zehner(f): 10:39pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by bennyrazz: 11:02pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
@OP, no offense but it's very dry. add ororo next time |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by ifyalways(f): 9:24am On Aug 03, 2014 |
Lmao You are a clown @ OP. |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by Nobody: 12:03am On Aug 04, 2014 |
I could remember back then during my university days,i had a friend who loved preparing various kinds of delicacies like fried rice(glo rice),fried beans(don't ask what i mean by that),indomie garnished with fried egg and tomatoes e.t.c. So one fateful day, i saw my friend cooking beans he then broke two raw eggs and added it to the beans.I then asked why he did that,he told me that d taste dat the eggs add to the beans was simply out of this world.Funny enough i did n't wait to have a taste of d food cos of an afternoon lecture i was suppose to have. As follow follow wey i be, i kan talk say make i try d combination (beans and egg).I no know say my friend system dey very different from normal human-being own because him even fit fry plantain for engine oil chop am and nothing go do am. I cook food finish,dish out some for myself.when i taste d food,d tin make sense die.i no fail chop anoda round.Around 2 a.m for morning i just wake up from one bad dream,for dat dream i see three old women dey pound my belle with pestle,my belle come dey pain me for d dream.if u see how i shout for dat dream eeh,my mouth nearly tear.Dat pain wey i dey experience for dream,i com dey experience am real life. Before i know wetin happen, i just run enter toilet,come dey purge like running tap wey him control don commot.As i dey purge,instead make my belle dey com down,e con dey rise d more.For 4 days i no get maself. I come vow say for my life instead make i chop beans and egg,i rather walk from hall 3 hostel to hall 2 car-park na.ked dey dance skelewu. 20 Likes |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by thankyouJesus(m): 5:39pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by thankyouJesus(m): 10:28am On Apr 09, 2015 |
nairamaverick:oya na |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by thankyouJesus(m): 10:30am On Apr 09, 2015 |
Ninejaywon::-Dlaughing in Chinese. cc seun lalasticlala ishilove |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by thankyouJesus(m): 12:43pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
ifyalways:share yours jor |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by thankyouJesus(m): 4:21pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Lalasticlala na wa for you o |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by Nobody: 4:35pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
I bought BlackBerry because all my friends are using one but I neither knew how to ping nor operate it even up till this present day. Thank God for android and whatsapp. Amen. |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by kennyman2000(m): 7:50pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
very funny stories.. |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by zexzy(f): 8:35pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Ninejaywon:Na hall 3 beans purge you like dat. By the way no let hall 2 girls catch you dey waka naked o. |
Re: Funny Copycat Experiences by 5minsmadness: 3:36pm On Nov 08, 2015 |
thankyouJesus:
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