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Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by iamrealdeji(m): 6:40am On Oct 09, 2014
EpicNigerian:
Those lines in my post were not mistakes....they were simply dumb.

I'm not too big on american slangs,so u may be correct on the 'conversate' and the 'cat n dog' lines i pointed out in my post but that doesn't make those lines any less corny and wack.

I mean....if u can excuse their (foreign rappers) mediocre flows,why can't you do same for our own.

And,yeah.I wasn't the one that pointed out all those lines.They were so wack that they were all over the internet.
Of course,they have their bad hair days too,but they make them up with something tight,but any Nigerian rapper hardly keep it tight,maybe 2 or 3 of them are pretty good
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by chrislu(m): 7:09am On Oct 09, 2014
Dis is y I respect yung6ix.
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 7:32am On Oct 09, 2014
iamrealdeji:
50 cent is out of it,what is so special about "I" that a lot of rappers have not said more than it,the likes of KRSONE say exactly the type of things he said in hi,maybe you like the production and the fact that it's so soft and conscious rap,i don't see anything special about it,ofcourse,Iggy is better than Nicki,if you listen to her mixtapes,EPs and her debut,ive liked her than Nicky ever since she stepped in,shes more like MC Lyte,shes not all about raunchy talks and bragging like Nicky,Nicky has all the swags though,but Iggy is a far better lyricist,as for Juicy J,his style of rap is very different,he's one of the originators of 1st generation drill rap,his genre is different he was well known to be one of the most prominent horrorcore rappers,thats what he does,hes been in this game since 1991 and he's still on point like Madonna's nose,Juicy J's style is very different,it doesn't mean he's not good,he raps drill and horrorcore,and very good at it,when he was in three6mafia with Project Pat(his brother)and Dj Paul they created their own style trying to be different and that's what graduated to what he raps now,do you think it's easy to win Oscars? And he won it with DJ Paul when they were still together,how many rappers have won Oscar? Even how many black actors have won that?but they won it with their music,and 50 that everybody is bodying now came in to be far far bigger than Ken,he was very dope lyrically,etc,and he went down all of a sudden,who knows the future of Ken?before mentioning Ken,you have to realize that everything he's doing now,some have already done x10 of it and they're still alive,Nas is still alive,can Ken ever release an album like Nas' first album Illmatic? Hell no,its Impossible,the album made Nas king of Newyork,until BIG came in,dropped his first album too,super tight too and collected the crown,but I'llmatic is still the best album ever in rap till date,google it,nothing special about Ken's music at all,we've heard way better albums,he claimed to be the king of everywhere,but did his first album sell 1/6th of Dr Dre (also from Ken's hometown) first album?hell no,all of Ken's sales put together including all his albums,mixtapes have not reached the first year sales of Dre's first album(chronic) when it came out,i still listen,to it till date,so who's Ken to say he's the King when he's not even the King of Compton,not to talk of West coast,not to talk of the entire America
well, you just buttressed my point with this post. Thank God you got your opinion, "iggy is better than nicki", off which i think that's an insane statement! Incase you haven't heard, nicki made 3 different world records, musically, just this year. She got 3 songs on the top20billboard chat dammit, her album "anaconda" and the single is way beyond bruhh. It got release on uk itunes on saturday, and became #1 in less than 24 hours oh. She's stil the only rap btch on the forbes list! The fact that you think iggy is up to nicki, is your personal opinion, and got nothing to do with there personal archievements, and it's same with me think kend wil in no time, be mentioned in the league of nas, jigga, emi, and 'em rest. YESS iggy has been dopeeee this year, i love her music, and fancy, blackwidow, are in the top30 billboard chat! If she can keep it this way for the next 5 years, bc i'm all about persistency, then we can compare her to nicki. But for now, its like saying typa has achieve more than lilw... I've been hyping kendrick all day bro, i'm not some naive nigerian, i know what i see. That dude is fearless! Lemme quote crazylines of he's in control. He mentioned rappers like drake, wale, meekmil, jayelectronic, bigsean (that owns the song), "new niggas just new niggas don't get involved!" i got love for y'all, but im trying to murder you niggas, tryingto make sure your core fans never heard of u nigggas, they don't want to hear nt 1 more noun or verb from u niggas....." well, if u ain't convinced, chil for his new album, i heard he has stopped listening to radio or any music, so his sound won't be influced!
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 7:44am On Oct 09, 2014
rigarmortis:
Jayz is the greatest rapper alive ALLROUND.

All his albums have debuted no 1 on billboard, he beat elvis presly to that record, and to think a rapper and not a rock acheived the feat is crazy.

He has mad business sense, something most rappers brag about but dont have.

Though he is not the highest seller per album, he is the highest seller allround, albums plus singles.

He has the longest longevity of a rapper so far, most rappers and even rnb singers fade, 5 to 10yrs max, not jay, he is the last surviving of his era..

Most consistent rapper, some rapper can boast of their debut being their best album, jay redefines it, his albums from reasonable doubt till date is dope, some are better than the others but you can never say one is wack, and he has numerous albums..


Pushing the boundaries......by constant redefining and appeal, from rock to hard core rap, best of both worlds, and mtv unplugged with linkin park, jay introduces rap to previous unbelivers and gets em hooked.


Jays mastery of the flow sets him above many others, few can kill a beat like jay, party, hardcore, soulfull, rock, jay can ride it.

Now you will think a dude with all these qualities will be a sellout, washout rapper, but no, jay is there with the best of them all, his lines are tight, his story telling skills are crazy and his flow is unequalled..

Jays has a wide range of rap themes, from the classic grass to grace story, to the made men/mafia theme like blue magic, to the heartfelt songs like songcry, to the hood anthems like hard knock life, to the life in the hood songs like where am from, to i dont care songs like 99 problems, to club bangers jays gat all in his arsenal, to songs with supernatural cum hood politics with double tripple edge meanings like d'evils.....

Give it to jay........he is your favourite rappers favourite rapper, kendrick, cole, the game, drake cant be wrong.
yesss! You keep mentioning jayz, he is a legend no doubt. Infact, i got his 2013 still on repeat, bc i got mad love for him! Unfortunately that album didn't do well any where else bt our playlists... Only "tomford", "holygrail ft justintimberlake", and maybe "Bleep with me you know i got it ft rickross", that made a "little" headline in the chat, and had airplays on radio station. The last kanye song that had good billboard recognition, was "all of the lights" ft rihanna, and his last track tried, as it got a nomination for bestmale hiphop vid, in therecent VMA, but no sign at the billbord. The only rapper stil holding it down for long is eminem! Most of the others are living in past glory. Chill, do u know that snoopdog started rapping in the times of 2pac, big, etc, but dude, what success has he made in the past years. Yes, he gets featured, but his tracks don't smell chats... Maybe you feel kend only just startd, and u think its too sudden to give him that title, but in no time, he'll be recognized, as major hiphop heads like jayz, etc. Mark my words
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by iamrealdeji(m): 8:49am On Oct 09, 2014
OAAC:
well, you just buttressed my point with this post. Thank God you got your opinion, "iggy is better than nicki", off which i think that's an insane statement! Incase you haven't heard, nicki made 3 different world records, musically, just this year. She got 3 songs on the top20billboard chat dammit, her album "anaconda" and the single is way beyond bruhh. It got release on uk itunes on saturday, and became #1 in less than 24 hours oh. She's stil the only rap btch on the forbes list! The fact that you think iggy is up to nicki, is your personal opinion, and got nothing to do with there personal archievements, and it's same with me think kend wil in no time, be mentioned in the league of nas, jigga, emi, and 'em rest. YESS iggy has been dopeeee this year, i love her music, and fancy, blackwidow, are in the top30 billboard chat! If she can keep it this way for the next 5 years, bc i'm all about persistency, then we can compare her to nicki. But for now, its like saying typa has achieve more than lilw... I've been hyping kendrick all day bro, i'm not some naive nigerian, i know what i see. That dude is fearless! Lemme quote crazylines of he's in control. He mentioned rappers like drake, wale, meekmil, jayelectronic, bigsean (that owns the song), "new niggas just new niggas don't get involved!" i got love for y'all, but im trying to murder you niggas, tryingto make sure your core fans never heard of u nigggas, they don't want to hear nt 1 more noun or verb from u niggas....." well, if u ain't convinced, chil for his new album, i heard he has stopped listening to radio or any music, so his sound won't be influced!
Don't get me wrong,im a huge Nicky fan,ive been listening to her mixtapes since 2007,ive been listening to Iggy since she stepped into the game,i wasn't talking about who's the most succesful,who's richer,i was talking about who's most lyrical,if you're judging Nicky based on her success,then you know nothing about rap,because a lot of female rappers have done it before her,she seems to be the most successful but she's not the most lyrical,where do you put Suga T,Lady of Rage,Rah Digga,Foxy Brown,MC Lyte,MC Lyte has been rapping before a lot of us were born and she's one of those that paved ways for the likes of Latifah,Lil Kim,Foxy Brown,etc,MC Lyte talked about sexual abuse to girls in neighborhoods,heartbreaks,poor lifestyles among girls in the neighborhoods,she's the female version of Pac,cop her albums,from her 1988 album "Lyte as a rock" to her last and listen to them before praising Nicky,Lyte is very intellectual,so stop arguing with me,I love Nicky and I've listened to everything she has released,her lyrics are so commercial,shes a mainstream artist,shes in the league with the likes of Kreayshawn,Lil Debby,Chippy Nonstop,V-Nasty if you're talking about lyricism,i love her,but I know better than to say she's better than Iggy lyrically,Iggy's lyrics are so inspiring,stop judging these rappers by their singles because I noticed you keep mentioning singles,cop Iggy's latest album,her EPs,and mixtapes,also,stop talking about Forbes list, charts and all that pls,only the people that know nothing about rap judge with things like that,mainstream is what you follow,and it seems the Ken line in control is a big deal to you,when Jay Electronica's line is even tighter,you probably ignore it often,Ken's line is mere cockiness,Jay Electronica's line is so poetical and creative,if you've always ignored his line,then listen again,so,my guy,stop following what people are saying,most of them don't understand the game,they just say what they know,even a lot of people in America just listen to rap,they just started listening to it,listened to some hits and know nothing,they're so ignorant,i check out comments at times and some white boys that just listen to hits and popular albums just make stupid comments and I just laugh at them,explain to them how the game really is,and they learn
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by rigarmortis: 9:12am On Oct 09, 2014
OAAC:
yesss! You keep mentioning jayz, he is a legend no doubt. Infact, i got his 2013 still on repeat, bc i got mad love for him! Unfortunately that album didn't do well any where else bt our playlists... Only "tomford", "holygrail ft justintimberlake", and maybe "Bleep with me you know i got it ft rickross", that made a "little" headline in the chat, and had airplays on radio station. The last kanye song that had good billboard recognition, was "all of the lights" ft rihanna, and his last track tried, as it got a nomination for bestmale hiphop vid, in therecent VMA, but no sign at the billbord. The only rapper stil holding it down for long is eminem! Most of the others are living in past glory. Chill, do u know that snoopdog started rapping in the times of 2pac, big, etc, but dude, what success has he made in the past years. Yes, he gets featured, but his tracks don't smell chats... Maybe you feel kend only just startd, and u think its too sudden to give him that title, but in no time, he'll be recognized, as major hiphop heads like jayz, etc. Mark my words
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by rigarmortis: 9:14am On Oct 09, 2014
OAAC:
yesss! You keep mentioning jayz, he is a legend no doubt. Infact, i got his 2013 still on repeat, bc i got mad love for him! Unfortunately that album didn't do well any where else bt our playlists... Only "tomford", "holygrail ft justintimberlake", and maybe "Bleep with me you know i got it ft rickross", that made a "little" headline in the chat, and had airplays on radio station. The last kanye song that had good billboard recognition, was "all of the lights" ft rihanna, and his last track tried, as it got a nomination for bestmale hiphop vid, in therecent VMA, but no sign at the billbord. The only rapper stil holding it down for long is eminem! Most of the others are living in past glory. Chill, do u know that snoopdog started rapping in the times of 2pac, big, etc, but dude, what success has he made in the past years. Yes, he gets featured, but his tracks don't smell chats... Maybe you feel kend only just startd, and u think its too sudden to give him that title, but in no time, he'll be recognized, as major hiphop heads like jayz, etc. Mark my words
the bolded sums it up, its too early to compare Kendrick to the gods like jay, nas, rah and the rest, maybe, just maybe with time though.

you forgot Picasso baby, that track is nice......and the ALBUM.......debuted on no. 1 on the billboards..........AGAIN.
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 9:21am On Oct 09, 2014
iamrealdeji:
Don't get me wrong,im a huge Nicky fan,ive been listening to her mixtapes since 2007,ive been listening to Iggy since she stepped into the game,i wasn't talking about who's the most succesful,who's richer,i was talking about who's most lyrical,if you're judging Nicky based on her success,then you know nothing about rap,because a lot of female rappers have done it before her,she seems to be the most successful but she's not the most lyrical,where do you put Suga T,Lady of Rage,Rah Digga,Foxy Brown,MC Lyte,MC Lyte has been rapping before a lot of us were born and she's one of those that paved ways for the likes of Latifah,Lil Kim,Foxy Brown,etc,MC Lyte talked about sexual abuse to girls in neighborhoods,heartbreaks,poor lifestyles among girls in the neighborhoods,she's the female version of Pac,cop her albums,from her 1988 album "Lyte as a rock" to her last and listen to them before praising Nicky,Lyte is very intellectual,so stop arguing with me,I love Nicky and I've listened to everything she has released,her lyrics are so commercial,shes a mainstream artist,shes in the league with the likes of Kreayshawn,Lil Debby,Chippy Nonstop,V-Nasty if you're talking about lyricism,i love her,but I know better than to say she's better than Iggy lyrically,Iggy's lyrics are so inspiring,stop judging these rappers by their singles because I noticed you keep mentioning singles,cop Iggy's latest album,her EPs,and mixtapes,also,stop talking about Forbes list, charts and all that pls,only the people that know nothing about rap judge with things like that,mainstream is what you follow,and it seems the Ken line in control is a big deal to you,when Jay Electronica's line is even tighter,you probably ignore it often,Ken's line is mere cockiness,Jay Electronica's line is so poetical and creative,if you've always ignored his line,then listen again,so,my guy,stop following what people are saying,most of them don't understand the game,they just say what they know,even a lot of people in America just listen to rap,they just started listening to it,listened to some hits and know nothing,they're so ignorant,i check out comments at times and some white boys that just listen to hits and popular albums just make stupid comments and I just laugh at them,explain to them how the game really is,and they learn
lmao! I was silently reading this, till you said jayelecronic flow was tighter than kendricks, thats like telling me ice's verse was tighter than mi's on #canitalk. I personally think bigseans verse was almst tighter that jay,...well on the other hand, all through y.day, you kept puting words into my mouth. We were making comparisms btw nicki and iggy "only", and by dropping nickis recent achievement, i mean to say shes not just the most successful, talented, etc, she's also the most consistent! And pls, tf, why wil u ever say making rap headlines, in billboard charts, and awards, etc, don't mean you'r goood....drake came out with headlines, that same here, he bagged 2 grammies, as wel as the next....jayz's last 2albums topped us charts for 2weeks, wil u say he's not good lyrically? Or do u think the billboard chart is like some dumbasss biased african chart?
Nicki's rap style is different from iggys. Yes we got female mc, that are lyrically tighter than nickiminaj, eve,missy elliot, but where are they? The release no tracks, get no features either. Incase u didnt know, dungeon dragon ft eminem, was diss for lil kim, but i didnt hear shiit from kim thoughh....dude i could go on and on....recently kendrick said he's nt dropping, tracks, music, songs etc, he drops "statement" now. Haha how sick can that be. The dude is on his lane. No equal haha
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 9:28am On Oct 09, 2014
rigarmortis:
the bolded sums it up, its too early to compare Kendrick to the gods like jay, nas, rah and the rest, maybe, just maybe with time though.

you forgot Picasso baby, that track is nice......and the ALBUM.......debuted on no. 1 on the billboards..........AGAIN.
lool, okay 4 tracks, out of 12. Is that a good album, comparing to his past achievements?? "Heaven" was okay, but it never got airplay. And yes, if kendrick keeps it real, this way, in 5 years, he'll join the main hiphop heads, negleting when he started. I love that guy i swear
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by iamrealdeji(m): 10:02am On Oct 09, 2014
OAAC:
lmao! I was silently reading this, till you said jayelecronic flow was tighter than kendricks, thats like telling me ice's verse was tighter than mi's on #canitalk. I personally think bigseans verse was almst tighter that jay,...well on the other hand, all through y.day, you kept puting words into my mouth. We were making comparisms btw nicki and iggy "only", and by dropping nickis recent achievement, i mean to say shes not just the most successful, talented, etc, she's also the most consistent! And pls, tf, why wil u ever say making rap headlines, in billboard charts, and awards, etc, don't mean you'r goood....drake came out with headlines, that same here, he bagged 2 grammies, as wel as the next....jayz's last 2albums topped us charts for 2weeks, wil u say he's not good lyrically? Or do u think the billboard chart is like some dumbasss biased african chart?
Nicki's rap style is different from iggys. Yes we got female mc, that are lyrically tighter than nickiminaj, eve,missy elliot, but where are they? The release no tracks, get no features either. Incase u didnt know, dungeon dragon ft eminem, was diss for lil kim, but i didnt hear shiit from kim thoughh....dude i could go on and on....recently kendrick said he's nt dropping, tracks, music, songs etc, he drops "statement" now. Haha how sick can that be. The dude is on his lane. No equal haha
Pls stop saying you hear nothing from someone if you don't listen to them,i downloaded a Lil Kim mixtape last week,and you're asking me if I knew Roman Revenge is for Kim? Stop acting like you know pls,you even called it dungeon dragon,wtf? If you don't know,Lil Kim responded with several songs,go and listen to "Black Friday" listen to "Pissing on 'em" you don't know how it goes,just admit,you said awards tell how great you are? Lmao,funny,did Pac ever won any Grammy? Did Biggie win any Grammy? Does that mean that Kanye that won 17 grammys is better than them?lmao, pls stop talking like this out there,did Rakim win any Grammy? Did Nas win any? And yet if anyone says that Kanye is greater,bigger or better than Pac,man its ridiculous,or saying that Kanye is better than Eminem because he has more grammys? Even if you say that Drake is better or greater than Pac,he himself would say no,don't flatter me
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 10:40am On Oct 09, 2014
iamrealdeji:
Pls stop saying you hear nothing from someone if you don't listen to them,i downloaded a Lil Kim mixtape last week,and you're asking me if I knew Roman Revenge is for Kim? Stop acting like you know pls,you even called it dungeon dragon,wtf? If you don't know,Lil Kim responded with several songs,go and listen to "Black Friday" listen to "Pissing on 'em" you don't know how it goes,just admit,you said awards tell how great you are? Lmao,funny,did Pac ever won any Grammy? Did Biggie win any Grammy? Does that mean that Kanye that won 17 grammys is better than them?lmao, pls stop talking like this out there,did Rakim win any Grammy? Did Nas win any? And yet if anyone says that Kanye is greater,bigger or better than Pac,man its ridiculous,or saying that Kanye is better than Eminem because he has more grammys? Even if you say that Drake is better or greater than Pac,he himself would say no,don't flatter me
haha dude u keep displaying ignorance on every post. Oh bc i calld it dungeon dragon, and u def know what i'm talking about i'm naive. And mind u the only award kanye got that em is the grammy of which, kanye has 1 more than em. Eminem has 203 awards down, kanye got 47, and 7 are BETawards. Eminem has 400+ views with "love the way u lie", kanye's highest view about 90 with stronger. Talking about charts, em got 4 #1 songs, kanye 2. Album rating, em's album sold 40mi+ in the us along, kanye just 10+.....dude don't tel me ur so naive you don't know the grammy is biased! Tf does maklemore and ryan lewis do, they bagged the highest awards lastyear. Ken had 4nominations, but won nothing! The fact that 2pac, nas, etc didnt get grammies, doesn't mean all there albums didnt got platinum, and there songs didnt debut on the billboard chart G! Stop talking shiit cuz u dont know jack about hiphop.... Eminem has achieved more than kanye nigga, he even started before him. Remember when he met dr dre...he even has a higher networth. Get your facts straight.
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by iamrealdeji(m): 11:29am On Oct 09, 2014
OAAC:
haha dude u keep displaying ignorance on every post. Oh bc i calld it dungeon dragon, and u def know what i'm talking about i'm naive. And mind u the only award kanye got that em is the grammy of which, kanye has 1 more than em. Eminem has 203 awards down, kanye got 47, and 7 are BETawards. Eminem has 400+ views with "love the way u lie", kanye's highest view about 90 with stronger. Talking about charts, em got 4 #1 songs, kanye 2. Album rating, em's album sold 40mi+ in the us along, kanye just 10+.....dude don't tel me ur so naive you don't know the grammy is biased! Tf does maklemore and ryan lewis do, they bagged the highest awards lastyear. Ken had 4nominations, but won nothing! The fact that 2pac, nas, etc didnt get grammies, doesn't mean all there albums didnt got platinum, and there songs didnt debut on the billboard chart G! Stop talking shiit cuz u dont know jack about hiphop.... Eminem has achieved more than kanye nigga, he even started before him. Remember when he met dr dre...he even has a higher networth. Get your facts straight.
Ok,i don't know anything about hiphop,youre not even the type to argue rap with,you were the first to mention Grammy and I pointed out to you that it doesn't mean anything,you keep saying common things that people say,its very obvious you're very ignorant lmao,you know nothing about rap,you listen to nothing but hits and what they show you on TV,pls stick to your M.I and Ice Prince,you know nothing about American hiphop,you just keep saying common things that people say,stick to your Nigerian rap pls,thats what you enjoy listening to,you know nothing about American rap,follow me on twitter if you want to learn though
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 11:36am On Oct 09, 2014
iamrealdeji:
Ok,i don't know anything about hiphop,youre not even the type to argue rap with,you were the first to mention Grammy and I pointed out to you that it doesn't mean anything,you keep saying common things that people say,its very obvious you're very ignorant lmao,you know nothing about rap,you listen to nothing but hits and what they show you on TV,pls stick to your M.I and Ice Prince,you know nothing about American hiphop,you just keep saying common things that people say,stick to your Nigerian rap pls,thats what you enjoy listening to,you know nothing about American rap,follow me on twitter if you want to learn though
hahahahaha! When a niggga runs out points, ideas, and things to say, he gives me this shiiit. You just kept repeating lines! How're my saying wat a normal person says loool, nigga please! I stated facts, and you chickening out already! Oops, your escape route is for me to follow your twitter, and im 100% sure i got more followers, bc you gonna keep BSing them, and get blocked maybe. . . I might just get a kendrick follow soon though. *no pun intended* haha
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by iamrealdeji(m): 1:36pm On Oct 09, 2014
OAAC:
hahahahaha! When a niggga runs out points, ideas, and things to say, he gives me this shiiit. You just kept repeating lines! How're my saying wat a normal person says loool, nigga please! I stated facts, and you chickening out already! Oops, your escape route is for me to follow your twitter, and im 100% sure i got more followers, bc you gonna keep BSing them, and get blocked maybe. . . I might just get a kendrick follow soon though. *no pun intended* haha
No one is trying to insult here fella,you've turned it to aggression,who cares if you don't follow me,and who cares about the number of followers you have,you can have more followers than me,I don't care,i was just telling it like it is and you're attacking me
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 1:56pm On Oct 09, 2014
iamrealdeji:
No one is trying to insult here fella,you've turned it to aggression,who cares if you don't follow me,and who cares about the number of followers you have,you can have more followers than me,I don't care,i was just telling it like it is and you're attacking me
lool. Now i'm aggressive? Incase you haven't noticed, you have completely changed the status quo. We were talking about hiphop, sharing ideas, you said i don't know hiphop, i stated facts for you, when you didn't have shiit to say, you said i'm saying what any normal person says. You started sounding like a girl, and your 500+ twitter account, turned out to be you exit strategy. I learnt alot from you dawg, and vice versa( i hope), but you stopped keeping it real in your last 2post. If you need a follower so badly, i wouldn't mind following you. One love though. We talking hiphop, lets keep it that way. #Peace!
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by iamrealdeji(m): 2:12pm On Oct 09, 2014
OAAC:
lool. Now i'm aggressive? Incase you haven't noticed, you have completely changed the status quo. We were talking about hiphop, sharing ideas, you said i don't know hiphop, i stated facts for you, when you didn't have shiit to say, you said i'm saying what any normal person says. You started sounding like a girl, and your 500+ twitter account, turned out to be you exit strategy. I learnt alot from you dawg, and vice versa( i hope), but you stopped keeping it real in your last 2post. If you need a follower so badly, i wouldn't mind following you. One love though. We talking hiphop, lets keep it that way. #Peace!
I'm wasn't begging for follower and I don't need one,i've never tweeted "kfb" or kindly follow back,ask from any of my followers
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 2:21pm On Oct 09, 2014
iamrealdeji:
I'm wasn't begging for follower and I don't need one,i've never tweeted "kfb" or kindly follow back,ask from any of my followers
you said i should follow you, didn't you? And due to the topic discussed here, i thought you had a hiphop discussion twitter acc... But it's just a normal twitter. And it's all good. I get you. Like i said if u really want me to follow, i will.....we'r gud
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 7:46am On Oct 12, 2014
Karmatyra:
lol....naija rappers be like...
Baby you a lizard? kos AGAMA eyes on you! rubish!
what's up
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by nefertiitii: 9:35am On Oct 16, 2014
iamrealdeji:
Pls stop saying you hear nothing from someone if you don't listen to them,i downloaded a Lil Kim mixtape last week,and you're asking me if I knew Roman Revenge is for Kim? Stop acting like you know pls,you even called it dungeon dragon,wtf? If you don't know,Lil Kim responded with several songs,go and listen to "Black Friday" listen to "Pissing on 'em" you don't know how it goes,just admit,you said awards tell how great you are? Lmao,funny,did Pac ever won any Grammy? Did Biggie win any Grammy? Does that mean that Kanye that won 17 grammys is better than them?lmao, pls stop talking like this out there,did Rakim win any Grammy? Did Nas win any? And yet if anyone says that Kanye is greater,bigger or better than Pac,man its ridiculous,or saying that Kanye is better than Eminem because he has more grammys? Even if you say that Drake is better or greater than Pac,he himself would say no,don't flatter me
Dude nice one!!!
Pls listen to angel haze(a tribe called red) or anyoda n tellme wah u thnk bou ha
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 10:14am On Feb 15, 2015
sanyablaze:
Hello, fam.
Today, we’re going to mess around with Nigerian
hip hop. You know, I used to be one of those so
called ‘hip hop heads.’ If it wasn’t Methodman,
Redman, Scarface, Rakim, Pac , Biggie,Big Pun,
S laughterhouse or some underground rapper that
98% of the population didn’t know, I wasn’t
bumping it. We were the hard kids in baggies
dissing the skinny jeans kids.


Then with the
emergence of rappers like Modenine, M.I and the
Terry tha Rapman, I decided to give Nigerian hip
hop a chance. I remember hearing Modenine’s
‘Pentium IX’, my mind was blown. I remember
staying up all night to hear M.I’s ‘Talk About It’
over and over again.


More so, as I grew older, I realized that music is
essentially about the melody. So any musician
that could make me nod my head and move my
feet is cool with me. All those hard rappers
talking about how they kill people and smoke all
day have no claim on me no more. Don’t get me
wrong, I still appreciate talent. I still invest my
data more on conscious and underground music
than the mainstream ones. I’m just not as stiff as I
used to be. No more forcing myself to hate an
artiste just ‘cause he has lots of fans. poo, I’m into


Wizkid now and I think Solid Star is probably
Nigeria’s most underrated artiste.
I enjoyed my relationship with Nigerian hip hop
for a while. Then the money started coming and
they started running out of Ideas. Witty
punchlines were replaced by watery ones. When
you try and raise this, the rappers will call you a
hater who’s just hating on their success, like Mr
Incredible said in his latest single, ‘Chairman,’
“have you eaten today? Then why are you hating?”


This piece is just to let them know that
we the fans are disappointed in them for putting
in far less time thinking of intelligent punchlines
than they do drafting lists of rich men to praise in
their next single (refer to M.I’s ‘Chairman’ and
Iceprince’s ‘Northerner’). Ladies and gentlemen,
Nigerian hip hop is the
new Fuji.


If your favourite rapper is herE, please don’t be
mad at me. I’m not saying they’re wack, i’m just
saying that particular line is. And if you feel these
aren’t wack, please forgive me, I have high
standards. If you feel you have heard wacker
punchlines, feel free to use the comment section.



10. “Life is not fair, I’m thinking of how to bleach”
– ICEPRINCE, NIGERIAN BET CYPHER, VARIOUS
ARTISTES
The amazing thing is that people actually think this
is clever. Like what the Bleep does this even
mean? How does your bleaching help life get fair?
This looks like something I would have written at
age ten when my now rested dream of being a
rapper was just conceived, definitely not what
you want to put on BET cypher where ‘killers’ like
Modenine and X.O Senavoe will be on. Yeah,
everybody loves Iceprince but it’s not because of
his clever lyrics, it’s because he comes out with
monster hit songs……… once in three years.



9.“You leave me messed up, now I’m feeling like
a fart” – VECTOR, ‘TICKLE ME’ ft Chuddy K We all
love Vector. Nigga has mad tracks under
his belt. Raise your hands if you still bump ‘Get
Down’. The Bar-Rack mixtape had its highs and
lows. It boasts of ‘Stay Scheming’ ‘Intro’ and
‘Tuwo’. But most of the tracks were just fillers. I
think he’s trying too hard with the metaphors. I
blame the people around him who tell him “men,
that poo is drugs!”
Like really?! Messed up and feeling like a fart?
Apart from the fact that it’s generic, it’s plain silly.
We love you Vector, but not all tracks should be
released.


8.“I really wish we last long, Anaconda.”
ICEPRINCE, ‘MORE’
Here is our beloved Iceprince again. I find it
difficult commenting on this one because the
stupidity speaks for itself. Dude, you don’t have
to come up with corny Bottom punchlines like this
just because you want to rhyme. Truth is, this
whole list could have been made of bad lines
from this song alone, but I’ll just use this one as a
point of contact. Brother Iceprince should have
just written a love letter to the babe jeje instead of
infesting our airwaves with this song.


7. “ I’m so
fly, my plane never lands. Like Michael
Jackson’s park, Neverland” – PHENOM, ‘OMO
NAIJA’
I actually love the ‘Omo Naija’ track, mostly
because of its infectious hook. Maybe I’m just
hating on this line because I expected more from
Phenom.
First of all, ‘i’m so fly, my plane never lands’ was
wack, then dude had to go on and explain
‘Never land’ to us. Who the Bleep did you make
the track for, five year olds? If this was a
freestyle , I wouldn’t mind but I’m sure this was
written, and so he must have been pretty
impressed with the line for him to release it.
Let me kick a rhyme for Phenom.
Dear Phenom, this is sad,
Like Michael Jackson’s death, sad.



6. “Na jollof music, no be rice and stew” – LYNXXX,
‘EZIOKWU’ Ft Various Artistes.
I poo you not, brethren, Lynxxx actually said
that.
I think he should join Nollywood. His nice
physique will be a welcome replacement for the
pot bellied, mid-fourties lead actors we have.
Because, truth is he’s bleeping up the music
industry and his looks is the only thing giving
him any sort of buzz. The nigga has never
impressed, either intentionally or otherwise.
Some might say he was just having fun but I say
this is lazy writing. If you want to get away with
lines likes like this, make highlife music.
With lines like this, little wonder there’s nobody
looking out for any new Lynxxx music.



5. “IF YOU’RE SLEEPING ON ME, IT MUST BE
UNDER-
COVER/ GET IT?”- X.O SENAVOE-TAXI MUSIC
The only thing worse than this punchline is the fact
that X.O actually had the nerve to repeat the
line then asked “get it”?! What in the actual
Bleep?
This line is TOO BASIC to even repeat or even ask
us if we get it!
Music lovers are not retards,STOP asking us if we
get silly and corny lines!
He just had to mess up an otherwise good track
with a line like this…..please,no more punchlines
that sound like you’re rapping for an autistic
audience.



4. “LIKE A CALENDAR, I’VE GOT DATES”- PHYNO
FT OLAMIDE. – GHOST MODE
Wait…wait…wait, can you feel your brain cells
dying already?? Fam, this here is just a shame,
let’s work with this punchline and provide phyno
with more punchlines…
“Like a toolbox, I’ve got tools” (._.) Oga Sarz,oya
gimme one mad beat, I’ve arrived!
Bonus dead punchline by phyno- “my beat is the
killer-serial” WTF ??


3) “I’M MILK IN THE GAME,
NO TEA HOMIE”- ICE
PRINCE, JUJU
And its a hattrick for the rapper everyone loves!
I’m starting to suspect Iceprince is dating a
kindergaten chick….nothing else can explain
these kind of sappy lines. Please call the
pallbearers…there’s a deadline
here waiting to be buried. Iceprince is really great
at outdoing himself…
If you still have a brain at this point, I
congratulate you,proceed to the last two lines
with utmost caution…


2) “THESE NIGGERS SPASTIC
RHYME, MIKE TYSON”-
REMINISCE, OMO NAIJA REMIX
I’ve played this line like 50million times and it still
makes absolutely no sense.
So,I’ve been forced to conclude that in the
struggle to rhyme, Reminisce just coined one of the
stupidest punchlines ever.
To be fair to be him,he seemed to be totally out of
depth throughout the song…still, its unfair to pry
our ears with totally senseless poo cos you
wanna prove you can spit punchlines in English.


1) “WHEN YOU HEAR TO-TO, TONTO DIKE”-
ERIGGA FT OLAMIDE, PAPER BOI
I swear to God I didn’t make this up…a Nigerian
rapper actually said this!! Wait let’s play this
again….
“When you hear to-to, toto dike”
Fam,are you still waiting for a punchline deader
than this?
His name’s Erigga, Mr. “The gbana wey I dey
smoke big pass ur fan base” (._.)
Y’all better get out of here while you still have
brain cells….
And if you’ve got punchlines deader than these,
feel free to drop a comment….

Read Erotic Stories here www.86wiz.com
with regards to phyno's line..
Wat he actually said is
on song like a calendar.. I 've got all ur dates..
Wat he is saying is that he 've forkkkeedd all yr girls..

I think the line is dope
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 10:28am On Feb 15, 2015
3coins:
dear op,

are you new to rap music?. . . I see you dont know the difference between punchline and wordplay. . Op, you also said "we all love ice prince". . You and who?

Op, that eriga's line is "...cuz when you hear to to,to to (gunshot sound) no be dike. . . Na that to to wey go make your body parts decay" brilliant wordplay there

op, "i am sumed like a calendar,i have got all your dates". . I dont see anything wrong in this either

ice slave is a lame ass rapper. . Did i just call him a rapper?. . Well that is what nigerians call him. . . Phenom is a big goat. . He once said this in one of his lame songs, "i am the limit everyman can reach". . . I was like damn. . . Humans would have been very dumb if this was true. . . . I dont really dig Naija rap tho
I stopped listening to ice Prince his first album..

I like Terry da rapman overdose and thr crew...but seriously I don't know what happened to them..I stopped following music....
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 1:31pm On Feb 15, 2015
For me thats one of phynos best lines op doesnt know what dates mean
rigarmortis:
phynos line....like a calendar I got all your DATES is actually a lil creative, its double edged with two meanings.........a la.....date......girls....got it?.....strike it from that list
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by TITOBIGZ(m): 3:11pm On Feb 15, 2015
SPEEDEPITOME:
My dumbest of all time remains 'JUST LIKE RICE AND BEANS, EVERY MAN AND WOMAN MUST MIX.....wtf! I can't really place the artiste now.

There is a difference between word play and punchline... Op, please note
Some of the lines up there are good. If you fault them , then i think you have plenty of lines to take down.
My opinion though.
Sound sultan in Enter the place
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by holamyd(m): 5:33pm On Feb 15, 2015
Ani punchline O jawo mo.....street ti take over....wordplay O jawo mo..street to takeover
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by adegwurulez(m): 8:44pm On Feb 15, 2015
Are you guys for real?
News flash: This is 2015
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by hensben(m): 10:33pm On Feb 15, 2015
3coins:
dear op,

are you new to rap music?. . . I see you dont know the difference between punchline and wordplay. . Op, you also said "we all love ice prince". . You and who?

Op, that eriga's line is "...cuz when you hear to to,to to (gunshot sound) no be dike. . . Na that to to wey go make your body parts decay" brilliant wordplay there

op, "i am sumed like a calendar,i have got all your dates". . I dont see anything wrong in this either

ice slave is a lame ass rapper. . Did i just call him a rapper?. . Well that is what nigerians call him. . . Phenom is a big goat. . He once said this in one of his lame songs, "i am the limit everyman can reach". . . I was like damn. . . Humans would have been very dumb if this was true. . . . I dont really dig Naija rap tho
Guy tell am, i just dey shame for this op i swear
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Rhemmymatician(m): 8:58pm On Oct 20, 2015
Neldrizzy:
i gety money for My briefcase oh oh #by our very own OBO..... Very wack and stupid...
(2) draw ur face for My HEART who de do TATOO, if the manchine no de shey Dem fit use CASHEW #by Eriiga....... ........

(3) the only time i de draw na when i eat okro #by BLack maggic ........

(4) i no they let them pass me like party rice, erigga you too bad you be anti-Christ! #by erriga ......

(5) i they like girls with big booty, CHuK am for DICCK call am CHUKWUDI #by Eriiga again...

(6) baby yu de drive me crazy, continue with ur speed of 190 #by erigga ..

(7) My punchline bad pass like wen needle enter ur prick hole #by erigga..

(8 ) My flow sweet pass when you the spy who they fvck #by erigga......

(9) na Clarence peters de shoot video, we no manchine gun we de shoot #by erriga.

(10) one second this, one second that, i no they write this so you gaz record that, #by OLamide, very wack..

(11) you know we started from the ghetto, now we get oh, shey una know,#by patoranking.......... ....

Make i stop for here now, when the thread mak FP i go add more, i never even start...
What track is the 'I no dey let dem pass me like party rice...) I wan download
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Nobody: 10:07pm On Oct 20, 2015
Neldrizzy:
i gety money for My briefcase oh oh #by our very own OBO..... Very wack and stupid...
(2) draw ur face for My HEART who de do TATOO, if the manchine no de shey Dem fit use CASHEW #by Eriiga....... ........

(3) the only time i de draw na when i eat okro #by BLack maggic ........

(4) i no they let them pass me like party rice, erigga you too bad you be anti-Christ! #by erriga ......

(5) i they like girls with big booty, CHuK am for DICCK call am CHUKWUDI #by Eriiga again...

(6) baby yu de drive me crazy, continue with ur speed of 190 #by erigga ..

(7) My punchline bad pass like wen needle enter ur prick hole #by erigga..

(8 ) My flow sweet pass when you the spy who they fvck #by erigga......

(9) na Clarence peters de shoot video, we no manchine gun we de shoot #by erriga.

(10) one second this, one second that, i no they write this so you gaz record that, #by OLamide, very wack..

(11) you know we started from the ghetto, now we get oh, shey una know,#by patoranking.......... ....

Make i stop for here now, when the thread mak FP i go add more, i never even start...
This is plain hilarious.u sef,u dey write am for book?
Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by homicsblinks: 6:14pm On Oct 25, 2015
Make una dey hate make them the make there money.street take over punchline no de pay again
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