This is a dissertation submitted in partial fulfillment of the requirements for the award of diploma in Woman Wrapperology under the distinguished supervision of the President, Nairaland Association of Woman Wrappers (NAWW), Prof. M. Thank you ‘sir’ for your tireless and unrelenting support throughout the drafting of this work. You know yourself

Woman Wrapperology both as a field of study and practice has a really bad rap especially in a section like this, this I’m very aware of so where are the ‘bashers’? ready your aim!

“if love is a crime, I am willing to be hunted” ~ Tu Baba

Abstract
Since time ImoRiver man’s search for the ideal mate has been one of his important preoccupation. Different criteria are considered in this search and selection process. This work, therefore, aims at expounding on some of these attributes that goes into the making of the author’s dream lady.


Introduction

While I’m almost never seen on the Romance Section, I’ve been ghosting in the background from where I’ve observed the really large pool of beauty and awesomeness NL ladies constitute. The task of picking just one as the ultimate would definitely not be an easy one. Who’d I pick? Fun, lively, terrifically intelligent Kachisbarbie who is the very epitome of grace… but married or Temigrace, Romance Section’s darling, with her bold white eyes and an enwrapping aura of loveliness? Talking about beautiful eyes, have you seen Farano’s? God! That is as pretty as eyes come. Her simple motto: Always keep smiling says it all. Or how can you pass free spirited Rozzay, her presence make the section brighter and the fact that she’s a frequent visitor on the sexuality section screams EXPERIENCE!, or Shoefreak with her top-drawer all round awesomeness, got eyes to kill for too, she can totally hypnotize any guy with those pair. MizMyColi is one of a kind, and she's my favorite Nairalander; she’s pretty, eloquent, intelligent, nurturing and kindhearted and in other circles she’s known as the NL Diva. But if there was a picture dictionary, the image that will represent beauty is ******, if you look up her profile and don’t like her pic then you definitely need glasses…go check and tell us if I lie. So who would YOU pick?


Main

If I had the opportunity to ‘cut and join’ different aspects of beauty and personality attributes from the different ladies I’ve silently been observing on NL to build the perfect sweetheart then the dilemma of choice will be partially dealt with. The following are what I hold in high regard as far as my selection criteria goes.

I) Independence
She’s self assured, confident and independent and need minimal babysitting. Love her or hate her, that’s your business. And just cause she allows herself to be in love doesn’t mean she’d let herself become anybody’s mind toy or door mat. I’m talking about Cococandy.

II) Intelligence
She’s a woman who can meet you at an intellectual level, she conceives and articulates her own original thoughts about issues in the most eloquent manner that’ll make your mouth go and your mind go “BOOOM!!” she’s MizMyColi and Life and Love is her religion.

III) Humour
It doesn’t matter how rough your day went or how hard your life has gotten, when you’re with her she’ll crack you up and cause you to release the relaxing endorphins and everything will seem better and brighter. There’s no beating dytbabe in that regard. Her husband never has to worry about high BP.


Conclusion

Anyhow you see it, our world is filled with fantabulous creatures, daughters of Eve and some of the best samples are here with us on NL. But all that said, in conclusion Kika23 is the perfect sweetheart.

She’s my conclusion. She’s all and everything. Perfect. I don’t need an awesome (pardon my use of this word: ) harem of pretty ladies or a cut and join synthetic one when there’s Kika23…because with her it’s not just traits and attributes, there’s a connection - mutual? Idk. I guess what I’m trying to say is that the matters of the heart is not like arithmetic where you add subtract divide to arrive at an answer. No. when you meet that dream lady, you just know. I’ve been a severe skeptic of the virtual contraption called e-love, but meeting Kika is making a believer out of me.

So who is your PERFECT SWEETHEART? Let’s hear it.

Nairaland / General / Romance / Dating And Meet-up Zone /
The Perfect Sweetheart

MizMyColi:



Owh, you posted in romance?

Nah. Does it matter? Farano, please move it to the appropriate place. Thank you.

MizMyColi:
OP, this your post reeks of malinism

Aren't ladies allowed to talk their own perfect sweetheart too.

Na wa o o

LOL. An oversight on my part. It has been fixed. The term Sweetheart swings both ways, right? Ladies feel free to chirp in.

Say No To Woman Wrappering Post!

Charge & Fight For Liberation My Brothers!

TrollMan:
Say No To Woman Wrappering Post!

Charge & Fight For Liberation My Brothers!

Your siggy = "Long Live The Queen"

You did what??

Oh My God!!

No 1 can imagine how special I feel right now! This is beyond it.... Whoever thought I'd be anyone's e-sweetheart... I felt I was........ Let's not go there...

Xcapist, you are one craazy dude.... Well, awesomely crazy! And for this to come from a guru like you...? Hehe... I feel honored... So freaking honored!

*hits chest* I got you in my heart hun... Always... I'm glad i met you here I really am...



And I don't care if they call it woman "pant"ing.... I appreciate you boo....

^^^^ Awwwww. Cute & Sweet.


But still;

Woman wrappering is Baaaad.

MizMyColi:

Waow!!!

Now here is one sensible, breath taking woman wrappering post.

OP, you make me wanna do some man-wrapping.

Kka23, oya, come and acknowledge, then do the needful.

Frano, please, please, move to romance board.
We could use the fun this weekend.


Tmigracie, for once. I am Jealous of You

*following*

....hehehehehe......


.......MizMycoli........You wan kee me.....

How i wish she's on NL..



oga Op sef, i must swear sey dem swear dash u..

kika23:


You did what??

Oh My God!!

No 1 can imagine how special I feel right now! This is beyond it.... Whoever thought I'd be anyone's e-sweetheart... I felt I was........ Let's not go there...

Xcapist, you are one craazy dude.... Well, awesomely crazy! And for this to come from a guru like you...? Hehe... I feel honored... So freaking honored!

*hits chest* I got you in my heart hun... Always... I'm glad i met you here I really am...



And I don't care if they call it woman "pant"ing.... I appreciate you boo....

....My heart is melting.....hey!!!....this is 3much....

@ Xcapist......#kiss....



**speechless**

Something happened and i decided i wont 'jot a thing or two' today and tmrw. But this is tempting. Temigracie en MizMy.












(declines jotting)

lol!

I want to laugh bt dunno how
*straight face*


Stands by the door

dytbabe:
I want to laugh bt dunno how
*straight face*


Stands by the door

Feel free to come in if you wish

Xcapist:


Feel free to come in if you wish

I am in already
Hehehehehehehehe

dytbabe:


I am in already
Hehehehehehehehe

It's good to have you here. what was funny?

Xcapist:

It's good to have you here. what was funny?

Actually nothin


I think I jst have this laughing syndrome
*sad*

NL'ders

daveP:
Something happened and i decided i wont 'jot a thing or two' today and tmrw. But this is tempting. Temigraie en MizMy.












(declines jotting)

.....lol...

Come and finish ooo

is dis ur paper peer reviewed?

dytbabe:
I want to laugh bt dunno how
*straight face*


Stands by the door

....hiohiohiohiohio....

.....You must laugh fah...

**tickles her**

Dear mom...

the day I write this long essay for a babe and I still dont get non...kindly appear from wherever and give me a dirty slap...


OP well don continue.

Permission to grade u Xcapist?

sheunfemix:
Permission to grade u Xcapist?

Xcapist:

Never knew u'ld be one wu can be short for word ur emos still haven't answered my question