₦airaland Forum

sage2:
Make you dey there dey form Lara Croft.

eckersley:
Nigerians self! First it was bash, now its stalker.
Nigerians can form.
First,
Not because a word is used by the Western media about celebrities
you quickly added to ur vocab, nay use it.
Nigerians PLEASE STOP IT.

All in the hopes of impressing people
However, you only succeeded in embarrassing yourself and depressing your listeners.
Na so Patience just dey disgrace herself and President Jona everywhere.

Your choice of words shows you are a true daughter of your mother,
Mama Peace AKA first Lady nee Madam-take-oyibo-scatter Nigeria.

Second,
Statistics show that every minute 6,357 young girls are turning 18 in Nigeria.
So even if guy man choose to...as you wan form dey talk, no be old mama nowwww.
Haba.

Third,
As Nigerian [pseudo-]celebrities plenty reach, you don hear any one use that word
or run go court go get a restraining order?
Fear no let them. You know why? Court go knack gavel for their head because them
no reach.
I sorry for the person[s] wey give u false evaluation yourself.
Kpele. Them just stroke ur ego to get their feet in your door.
No be my fault say them succeed.

Since you sabi blow oyibo well well, I be think say you go come
talk say you wan go get restraining order.
But you no talk am. Why not?
Because na the word 'stalker' your 'half-education'/miseducation carry you reach.

Abeg aunty mi. I take God beg you.
No scatter Nigeria pass where your Mama and Mentor, Her Excellency don scatter am reach.
If you dey in doubt about any word plus where and how to use am, just holla at me.
I go willingly help. For free.
Together, President Jona and I can use education to make Nigeria great!

eckersley:
Nigerians self! First it was bash, now its stalker.
Nigerians can form.
First,
Not because a word is used by the Western media about celebrities
you quickly add it to ur vocab, nay use it.
Nigerians PLEASE STOP IT.

All in the hopes of impressing people
However, you only succeeded in embarrassing yourself and depressing your listeners.
Na so Patience just dey disgrace herself and President Jona everywhere.

Your choice of words shows you are a true daughter of your mother,
Mama Peace AKA first Lady nee Madam-take-oyibo-scatter Nigeria.

Second,
Statistics show that every minute 6,357 young girls are turning 18 in Nigeria.
So even if guy man choose to...as you wan form dey talk, no be old mama nowwww.
Haba.

Third,
As Nigerian [pseudo-]celebrities plenty reach, you don hear any one use that word
or run go court go get a restraining order?
Fear no let them. You know why? Court go knack gavel for their head because them
no reach.
I sorry for the person[s] wey give u false evaluation yourself.
Kpele. Them just stroke ur ego to get their feet in your door.
No be my fault say them succeed.

Since you sabi blow oyibo well well, I be think say you go come
talk say you wan go get restraining order.
But you no talk am. Why not?
Because na the word 'stalker' your 'half-education'/miseducation carry you reach.

Abeg aunty mi. I take God beg you.
No scatter Nigeria pass where your Mama and Mentor, Her Excellency don scatter am reach.
If you dey in doubt about any word plus where and how to use am, just holla at me.
I go willingly help. For free.
Together, President Jona and I can use education to make Nigeria great!

YankeeJoe:
reall? Why dont u marry her 2 ur broda? Na one wicked motor carri all of una (gals) come.. Bullshit!!

YankeeJoe:
Really? Why don't u marry her to your brother? Na one wicked motor carry all of una (gals) come..
Bullshit!!

Arty2014:
Dude your mind is already made up, discussing it in NL is just one of the ways
you wan take punish the girl, you asked for opinions,
Yankeejoe they are only opinions/advise you don't have to do them
Not fair you insult me either.

dancok:
Hey guy,fu..ck her liver,do u know how to do that?let me teach u! Put pillow at her back so it will raise up,then nack her like that for 30min to 40min,repeat d same process for any time u feel like.mission accomplish.

dancok:
Hey guy,fu..ck her liver,do u know how to do that?let me teach u! Put pillow at her back so it will raise up,then nack her like that for 30min to 40min,repeat d same process for any time u feel like.mission accomplish.

meek2stylee:
almost sheding tears while laughing,,,,buh dude dat is too wicked

eckersley:
Chai! The truth can pain.
Up till date I never fit understand why girls no dey fit stomach the truth.
E dey drive them kolo.
I need to pray to God to decode this phenomenon for me.

2. No be insult him insult you.
Na simple question him ask you.
Abi you no fit spot the difference?
Or wetin sauce for the goose no come sauce for the gander anymore?
If the girl fit Yankeejoe she suppose dey hand in glove with your brother.

[If at all YankeeJoe insult anything, na the motor [Danfo] wey carry una come]
And the motor no complain!

3. You talk say,
discussing it in NL is just one of the ways you wan take punish the girl

Tell me where Yankeejoe for mention her name?
Girls ehn, una can vex person.
Then una go come dey claim victim:
[It's] not fair.

First thing on Monday morning, I wan see front page apology from you to Yankeejoe
for 5 national dailies. Guardian, Vanguard, Punch, Thisday and Observer.
You fit add Lindaikeji mobile blog if you like [ If I no add that one, body no go sweet you and your fellow girls]

Thereafter, for your full life, I mean your entire existence,
No try this thing wey you do so next time oo.

JuicyGee:
I feel like strangling you now.. ok, ok, how else do u want us to be fun.. wat exactly are we suppose to do.. I'm very curious

YankeeJoe:
Helo fellow nairalanders, greetins 2 y'al..

Pls i got an experience i wud gladly luv 2 share wit u & seek ur positive advice..

I met ds gal i loved so dearly in 2006 on her bck frm skul. @1st sight, i developed a strong feelin 2 wards her ( i dnt mean infatuation, lets any man persecute me), we got along as frnds n along d line, i made my intentions knwn 2 her but she turned me down. She claimed bn ok wit me jus being a frnd 2her.

I felt d pains bt learnt hw 2 deal wit it while i continue my life wit sm1 else...
In 2013, she started showin emotional feelins 2wards wit d intention of bn in a serious n committed relationship wit me...

She came up wit d claim dat her ex did nt luv her like she wntd hence,
she quited d relationship ( na me be d maga wey go blve dat kind cock n bul story abi? Or na me go cum luv u pass nw afta dos nigas don finish wrk?)


Truth is, her ex(s) ve al used n dumped her bt nw she has rememba me (2 her she feels am a spare tire; God 4bid!!)..

She's up wit d claim dat we were both 2 young & inexperienced 2 date bck then.. Dat she alwz luvd n cherished me...

My qstn is: y wud a lady frnd-zone a guy dat sincerely luvd her bt afta wards go bck 2 him afta bn mesmerized by oda rouged guys?

Guys, pls, wat do u tink abt ds?

YankeeJoe:
Helo fellow nairalanders, greetins 2 y'al..

Pls i got an experience i wud gladly luv 2 share wit u & seek ur positive advice..

I met ds gal i loved so dearly in 2006 on her bck frm skul. @1st sight, i developed a strong feelin 2 wards her ( i dnt mean infatuation, lets any man persecute me), we got along as frnds n along d line, i made my intentions knwn 2 her but she turned me down. She claimed bn ok wit me jus being a frnd 2her.

I felt d pains bt learnt hw 2 deal wit it while i continue my life wit sm1 else...
In 2013, she started showin emotional feelins 2wards wit d intention of bn in a serious n committed relationship wit me...

She came up wit d claim dat her ex did nt luv her like she wntd hence,
she quited d relationship ( na me be d maga wey go blve dat kind cock n bul story abi? Or na me go cum luv u pass nw afta dos nigas don finish wrk?)


Truth is, her ex(s) ve al used n dumped her bt nw she has rememba me (2 her she feels am a spare tire; God 4bid!!)..

She's up wit d claim dat we were both 2 young & inexperienced 2 date bck then.. Dat she alwz luvd n cherished me...

My qstn is: y wud a lady frnd-zone a guy dat sincerely luvd her bt afta wards go bck 2 him afta bn mesmerized by oda rouged guys?

Guys, pls, wat do u tink abt ds?

Arty2014:
You took the words outa my mouth.......I will bet my last penny that this dude' understanding of the concept LOVE is wacked,twisted and ......

kolomax:
Bros give her the akpako's and let her find her true love else where :-/

01karma:
Guy make sure you knack her front and back. I don't have pity for girls again. One nearly run my life.

After spending my school fee on this girl, she dump me the next month, she dey tell me say she be virgin, virgin way dey chop suya, they beg recharge card

well, i had to go and do kponkpon work( carrying stones and sand with clement, digging pit and all hard labours of life) to pay my school fee

i for don become drop out na God save me

since that time, if i see any girl they come my way i go just change road sharp sharp. because hoes ain't loyal.