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Ucheosefoh:
Mr and Mrs show off

ayusco85:
An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's
burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with
tradition.
A Hausa Man asked why? The Edo man smiled and said, "According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get".
The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more".
The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "Add this incase it's not enough."
The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as change, then said "Nwanne, withdraw it when you reach dia oooo!!.. It is going to be a dangerous journey we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy. Travel well oooo!

brilliant5:
stop hating na

nonesense:
Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ be confirm witch for reading my mind

richardjemedafe1:
IF I WAS THE FOUNDER OF NAIRALAND ***
These Would Be My Terms & Conditions Everyone
Must Obey If You Must Use NAIRALAND.
• No Under 16's.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics Once A Month.
• No People Over the Age Of 40.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than 10 Likes Will Be
Banned
For 3 weeks.
• No Unclad Pics.
• No Texting When You In The Toilet or When You're
Eating.
• You Wear Your NAIRALAND Uniform Before
Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on NAIRALAND.
• After 10 We all Log Out (Closing Gates).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You're Not Allowed To Have More Than 500 LIKEs.
• You Need To Make An Affidavit To Have An
Account
and A doctor's Note (Ebola).
• You can only login after church on sundays, and if
u
didn't go to church, you can't login.
• Wash Your Hands Before
Signing In.
• Then if you polute the air (mess) or fart! Your
NAIRALAND will automatically log u out...
WHAT WOULD BE YOUR OWN RULES IF YOU WERE
THE
OWNER OF NAIRALAND
ONtOp THE MATTER
»# GEJ TILL EVERY1 caN SEE HIS EAR WITHOUT A
mirror
On MY WAy to ABUJA FOR THE TAN ...........Need ur
prayers for journey mercy

Janetozi:
of all the tribes in Nigerian, can u now see that igbos are the most sensible?

Igbos are embodiment of wisdom, we are from "KING SOLOMON'S" lineage.

ayusco85:
An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's
burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with
tradition.
A Hausa Man asked why? The Edo man smiled and said, "According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get".
The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more".
The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "Add this incase it's not enough."
The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as change, then said "Nwanne, withdraw it when you reach dia oooo!!.. It is going to be a dangerous journey we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy. Travel well oooo!

okych16:
Lol...i trst my ppl, we no dy carry lst. FBI.

waterhouse071:
And this makes front page when there are other articles/ write-ups that could contribute and add value to the lives of Nigerian youths. Why can't we daily get articles about the lives of successful people like Dangote, Wale Adenuga, Chimamanda Adichie.

danaiks:
Naija celebs love showing off shaaa..... American celebs don't even show off the way they do

Nice 1 tho