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| The Test Results! by Agybabe(op): 4:04pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
Johnny and Akpors went to the hospital to have an HIV/AIDS test.  While waiting at the reception for the test results, they were praying... JOHNNY: "God abeg I know say I too dey do woman thing, but abeg, I no wan catch HIV o. If you do am for me ehn, I no go leave Yemi again follow Cynthia, Uche no go get belle. I no go lie give Nene say I go marry her..."  He continues praying. On the other hand... AKPORS: "My baba God wey tanda gidi gbam for heaven. Ah know say you like me wella even though my way no pure. But papa, I wan ask you one thing as your pikin. At all, at all, I no go mind if ah get HIV..."  Johnny heard it and...  JOHNNY: Akpors you dey madt? Wetin make you no mind if you get HIV? You... AKPORS: My guy relax! I say make you relax.  JOHNNY: Why? Tell me. AKPORS: E better make ah get HIV... Just then the doctor came with the results and they scrambled to their feets with anxiety all written on their faces...  DR. DO-GOOD: Erm...gentlemen... With eyes open... JOHNNY and AKPORS: Ehn??! DR. DO-GOOD: First, Mr. Johnny, your HIV test results shows that you are HIV positive and...  Johnny felt bad and wanted to cry but immediately, Akpors jumped up in excitement, knelt down and was thanking heavens. When asked why he acted that way...  AKPORS: For the fact say my guy Johnny[b] wey no too like women get HIV, I don already know say I get am. I just dey thank my God say no be EBOLA... Both [b]Johnny and Dr. Do-Good looked at Akpors in astonishment and with wide eyes. THE END! Copyright- MaLady 1 Like |
| Re: The Test Results! by ITbomb(m): 5:54pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
This post taste like salt, how many teaspoon you use sef? 2 Likes |
| Re: The Test Results! by xamster(m): 6:18pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
haha....lucky akpos, Perhaps Hiv is just a degree level now cuz Mr Ebola is the climax of all virus. 1 Like |
| Re: The Test Results! by Agybabe(op): 6:36pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
ITbomb: This post taste like salt, how many teaspoon you use sef?a full bag 2 Likes |
| Re: The Test Results! by Nobody: 6:56pm On Aug 08, 2014*. Modified: 6:22am On Sep 23, 2014 |
| Re: The Test Results! by Rapsainot(m): 3:47pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Lame, immature. |
| Re: The Test Results! by Agybabe(op): 5:23pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
True true, them send you. Tell them say you see me but I ignore you. Rapsainot: |
| Re: The Test Results! by Rapsainot(m): 5:43pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Agybabe:Why are you so lame? You claim to snub me, yet you mentioned me. Abegi, enough of this.... *runs outta thread * |
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