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The Test by Dojo(m): 3:35pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?" Tom says, "I would switch one train to another track." "What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector. "I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever," answers Tom. "What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector. "Then," Tom continues, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box." "What if the phone was busy?" "In that case," Tom argues, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station". "What if that had been vandalized?" "Oh, well," says Tom, "in that case I'd run into town and get my Uncle Leo." This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, "Why would you do that?" "Because he's never seen a train crash!" |
Re: The Test by diddy4(m): 6:52am On Apr 22, 2006 |
thats a good answer to a stupid question. damn that inspector. |
Re: The Test by Consultant(f): 3:32am On Apr 24, 2006 |
Funny |
Re: The Test by spikelord(m): 8:38pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: The Test by Z4M4eva(f): 11:27am On Apr 25, 2006 |
l.o.l |
Re: The Test by djcrooky(m): 1:37pm On May 20, 2008 |
trippleo lol |
Re: The Test by olulu(m): 11:22am On May 21, 2008 |
coool |
Re: The Test by ohilebo(m): 12:23pm On May 21, 2008 |
and "What if your Uncle Leo was in one of the Trains?" |
Re: The Test by Nobody: 4:47pm On May 25, 2008 |
ohilebo |
Re: The Test by manickal(m): 5:30pm On May 25, 2008 |
crazy |
Re: The Test by Cayon(f): 5:37pm On May 25, 2008 |
awesome, good one |
Re: The Test by Jeovy(m): 5:47pm On May 25, 2008 |
That inspector get bad belle for the guy,abi the guy still his girl |
Re: The Test by kayowalemi(m): 5:58pm On May 25, 2008 |
ohilebo:Then I will go and call im wife to see the color of im husband's blood. |
Re: The Test by kene20(m): 7:18pm On May 25, 2008 |
Infact, 100 'Kpoza' for Tom. The inspector should just give him appointment letter |
Re: The Test by manickal(m): 7:40pm On May 25, 2008 |
which kind appointment letter. he should be promoted shap shap |
Re: The Test by clemcykul(f): 12:11pm On May 26, 2008 |
sure. |
Re: The Test by krama(m): 1:26am On May 28, 2008 |
Nice one |
Re: The Test by TOYOSI20(f): 4:59am On May 28, 2008 |
, I likes . . . . . . . . . . , . . . . . |
Re: The Test by clemcykul(f): 8:30am On May 28, 2008 |
continue liking my underwear |
Re: The Test by folly69(m): 11:32am On May 28, 2008 |
nice lmao |
Re: The Test by ohilebo(m): 11:38am On May 28, 2008 |
@ folly69 , nice? u mean Clemcy's underwear? |
Re: The Test by folly69(m): 11:42am On May 28, 2008 |
well if u say so i can c pata olokun dere reeeeaaalllly niiice |
Re: The Test by manickal(m): 1:15pm On May 28, 2008 |
yuck!!! |
Re: The Test by olulu(m): 1:44pm On May 28, 2008 |
folly69: e yamaaaaa damnnnnnnnn she for no wear at all |
Re: The Test by clemcykul(f): 4:23pm On May 28, 2008 |
thats ryte |
Re: The Test by TOYOSI20(f): 8:14pm On May 29, 2008 |
clemcykul: Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, r u okay? , like seriously, don't even know u, |
Re: The Test by clemcykul(f): 9:09am On May 30, 2008 |
you will knoe me when i wish to be known by you so beiby giv a smile |
Re: The Test by TOYOSI20(f): 1:45am On May 31, 2008 |
Re: The Test by clemcykul(f): 11:59am On May 31, 2008 |
u knoe i knoe u like it dont ya sweet toyo? |
Re: The Test by TOYOSI20(f): 4:17am On Jun 03, 2008 |
What? ? ? |
Re: The Test by ituen(m): 4:57am On Jun 03, 2008 |
nice |
Re: The Test by UNLEASHED(m): 1:01am On Jan 06, 2009 |
Nice one |
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