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The Test by Dojo(m): 3:35pm On Apr 21, 2006
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?"
Tom says, "I would switch one train to another track."

"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.
"I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever," answers Tom.

"What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector.
"Then," Tom continues, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box."

"What if the phone was busy?"
"In that case," Tom argues, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station".

"What if that had been vandalized?"
"Oh, well," says Tom, "in that case I'd run into town and get my Uncle Leo."

This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, "Why would you do that?"

"Because he's never seen a train crash!"
Re: The Test by diddy4(m): 6:52am On Apr 22, 2006
thats a good answer to a stupid question. damn that inspector.
Re: The Test by Consultant(f): 3:32am On Apr 24, 2006
Funny grin grin grin
Re: The Test by spikelord(m): 8:38pm On Apr 24, 2006
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: The Test by Z4M4eva(f): 11:27am On Apr 25, 2006
l.o.l
Re: The Test by djcrooky(m): 1:37pm On May 20, 2008
trippleo lol
Re: The Test by olulu(m): 11:22am On May 21, 2008
coool


grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Test by ohilebo(m): 12:23pm On May 21, 2008
grin grin grin and "What if your Uncle Leo was in one of the Trains?" lipsrsealed
Re: The Test by Nobody: 4:47pm On May 25, 2008
ohilebo cheesy
Re: The Test by manickal(m): 5:30pm On May 25, 2008
crazy
Re: The Test by Cayon(f): 5:37pm On May 25, 2008
awesome, good one grin grin grin
Re: The Test by Jeovy(m): 5:47pm On May 25, 2008
That inspector get bad belle for the guy,abi the guy still his girl
Re: The Test by kayowalemi(m): 5:58pm On May 25, 2008
ohilebo:

grin grin grin and "What if your Uncle Leo was in one of the Trains?" lipsrsealed

Then I will go and call im wife to see the color of im husband's blood.  grin grin
Re: The Test by kene20(m): 7:18pm On May 25, 2008
Infact, 100 'Kpoza' for Tom. The inspector should just give him appointment letter cheesy cheesy
Re: The Test by manickal(m): 7:40pm On May 25, 2008
which kind appointment letter. he should be promoted shap shap
Re: The Test by clemcykul(f): 12:11pm On May 26, 2008
sure.
Re: The Test by krama(m): 1:26am On May 28, 2008
Nice one grin
Re: The Test by TOYOSI20(f): 4:59am On May 28, 2008
smiley, I likes . . . . . . . . . . , . . . . . cheesy
Re: The Test by clemcykul(f): 8:30am On May 28, 2008
continue liking my underwear
Re: The Test by folly69(m): 11:32am On May 28, 2008
nice lmao grin grin grin grin
Re: The Test by ohilebo(m): 11:38am On May 28, 2008
@ folly69 , nice? u mean Clemcy's underwear? lipsrsealed
Re: The Test by folly69(m): 11:42am On May 28, 2008
well if u say so i can c pata olokun dere reeeeaaalllly niiice tongue
Re: The Test by manickal(m): 1:15pm On May 28, 2008
yuck!!! tongue
Re: The Test by olulu(m): 1:44pm On May 28, 2008
folly69:

well if u say so i can c pata olokun dere reeeeaaalllly niiice tongue




e yamaaaaa

damnnnnnnnn

she for no wear at all
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: The Test by clemcykul(f): 4:23pm On May 28, 2008
thats ryte grin
Re: The Test by TOYOSI20(f): 8:14pm On May 29, 2008
clemcykul:

continue liking my underwear

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, r u okay? , like seriously, don't even know u, embarassed
Re: The Test by clemcykul(f): 9:09am On May 30, 2008
you will knoe me when i wish to be known by you grin

so beiby giv a smile kiss
Re: The Test by TOYOSI20(f): 1:45am On May 31, 2008
shocked shocked
Re: The Test by clemcykul(f): 11:59am On May 31, 2008
u knoe i knoe u like it dont ya sweet toyo? wink kiss
Re: The Test by TOYOSI20(f): 4:17am On Jun 03, 2008
What? ? ? tongue
Re: The Test by ituen(m): 4:57am On Jun 03, 2008
nice
Re: The Test by UNLEASHED(m): 1:01am On Jan 06, 2009
Nice one

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