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. by LaurelP(op): 8:36pm On Nov 07, 2014*

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Re: . by freshness2020: 8:52pm On Nov 07, 2014

LaurelP... I like Ūя̲̅ handwork!
Lol!
Btw guys don suffer for dis life, still we roll like "nothing do us"
We "em guys rock!
No shakement guys cos 2moro can only get better!

Re: . by freakcin: 8:54pm On Nov 07, 2014

I've not laughed so hard in a long while! grin

That no. 4 still got me laughing!

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 9:10pm On Nov 07, 2014

freshness2020:
LaurelP... I like Ūя̲̅ handwork!
Lol!
Btw guys don suffer for dis life, still we roll like "nothing do us"
We "em guys rock!
No shakement guys cos 2moro can only get better!

No be small tin bros
I just like how truthfully funny d post is
Well done ma guy

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Re: . by LaurelP(op): 9:11pm On Nov 07, 2014

freakcin:
I've not laughed so hard in a long while!

That no. 4 still got me laughing!

D landlord wahala right?
Very funny

Re: . by Nobody: 9:16pm On Nov 07, 2014

funny

Re: . by Nobody: 9:39pm On Nov 07, 2014

Lol, To be a Man ain't a dae job charlie.

Re: . by Nobody: 9:47pm On Nov 07, 2014

Incase

Re: . by hizson(m): 9:57pm On Nov 07, 2014

ya funny but u didn't write that yourself

Re: . by Nobody: 10:04pm On Nov 07, 2014

Laurel..na so ur inbox be abi grin

so ijeoma son get belle for u shaa shocked

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 10:21pm On Nov 07, 2014

SuperMartins:
Laurel..na so ur inbox be abi so ijeoma son get belle for u shaa

Boss na so we see am o
No be only Ijeoma, na Ifeoma!

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Re: . by LaurelP(op): 10:21pm On Nov 07, 2014

hizson:
ya funny but u didn't write that yourself

I borrowed it from a gud friend

Re: . by Kenneth205(m): 10:38pm On Nov 07, 2014

Lol

Re: . by lilmax(m): 11:06pm On Nov 07, 2014

LaurelP:
8... u just transferred N1000 airtime to chioma
and ur new
acct balance is N0.00

chai

Re: . by Nobody: 11:11pm On Nov 07, 2014

You think being a lady is that easy huh

funny

Re: . by dechandel(f): 11:17pm On Nov 07, 2014

Excuse you.. Can't you see that its the girls that get the heavy doses of stress?
To travel around.
To go on different dates
To get different phone calls

Abegi o. Forget matter.. To be a girl no just easy sad

Re: . by economia: 11:23pm On Nov 07, 2014

[quote author=LaurelP post=27815268]Check out the difference..
=====================
A LADY'S phone INBOX
=====================
1..I luv u dear (EHIS )
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Andrew) 3..I always
feel bad when I see u with another man
(MOSES)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for U
to be by my
side (Samuel)
7..Consider it done (Ibu) 8..Baby, check ur a/c
bal and call me back (Chairman)
=================
A GUY'S PHONE INBOX:....
=================
1..Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told U Am
getting married (Jane)
3..Don't u dare call me again, cheat (jumoke)
4..Am warning u 4 the last tym oo (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting the money for the
admission
form (young bro)
6..My son, how re you? Please send us some
money (Mama) 7..I have not seen my period for
2 months (Ijeoma)..
8... u just transferred N1000 airtime to chioma
and ur new
acct balance is N0.00
TRUE OR FALSE? [/quote)

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 11:57pm On Nov 07, 2014

lilmax:
chai

My guy u can say dat again
To be a man...

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 12:01am On Nov 08, 2014*

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 12:03am On Nov 08, 2014

3cycle:
You think being a lady is that easy
funny

Its easy hon
Attention from all corner

Re: . by dechandel(f): 12:06am On Nov 08, 2014

LaurelP:
Baby can we trade places?
I wanna experience those "heavy doses of stress" too.
Wondering when those things u listed became stress!

Pls i cant.. I love being a girl.. But just know that its stressful being one.. tongue

Re: . by Nobody: 12:08am On Nov 08, 2014

dechandel:
Pls i cant.. I love being a girl.. But just know that its stressful being one..

whay are you disturbing my sleep

Re: . by dechandel(f): 12:17am On Nov 08, 2014

KiddaBlingzz:
whay are you disturbing my sleep

No be night duty you dey?

Re: . by Nobody: 12:23am On Nov 08, 2014

dechandel:
No be night duty you dey?

me dey sleep peacefully but you just won't let me ni o

Re: . by kilokeys(m): 4:53am On Nov 08, 2014

hehehhehe. andd funny thing is, we r happier..

Re: . by kilokeys(m): 4:54am On Nov 08, 2014

KiddaBlingzz:
me dey sleep peacefully but you just won't let me ni o

maybe she wants to sleep with u ni o.. better shift..
cos me go join una soon.. where my wrapper?

Re: . by nanauju(f): 5:38am On Nov 08, 2014

Lolzz. This list nawa o. Girls don hear am for guys hand o

Re: . by Maximus17(m): 6:16am On Nov 08, 2014

dechandel:
Excuse you.. Can't you see that its the girls that get the heavy doses of stress?
To travel around.
To go on different dates
To get different phone calls

Abegi o. Forget matter.. To be a girl no just easy

E nor easy but being a guy hard pass,Imagine wah that dude is passing thru, such a funny post grin

BTW I've being crushing on you since 1708BC cool

Re: . by Danhumprey: 6:50am On Nov 08, 2014

dechandel:
Pls i cant.. I love being a girl.. But just know that its stressful being one..

Sharrrap! What's stressful in being a girl apart from the monthly menstrual wahala? angry

Re: . by lilmax(m): 6:59am On Nov 08, 2014

dechandel:
Excuse you.. Can't you see that its the girls that get the heavy doses of stress?
To travel around.
To go on different dates
To get different phone calls

Abegi o. Forget matter.. To be a girl no just easy

that's because you say yes to every guy,you give out your number to every guy. So if you don't do that where will the stress come from?

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Re: . by lilmax(m): 7:00am On Nov 08, 2014

LaurelP:
Baby can we trade places?
I wanna experience those "heavy doses of stress" too.
Wondering when those things u listed became stress!

you dey mind am

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