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Ama111:
I've bin around ws sick be4 nw but I'm ok

Ehya, sowie Miss

Cestmoi1: Quote Post
I'm hooked! This is da bomb.Following....

Welcome bro

Plaitex(f): Quote Post
i hope say no be Lord Kehl send this blonde cum

Hian say him mad


Abeg update go soon done

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I just finished reading The Haunted Mansion nd I must say dis... U really try 4 dat story... E just be lyk say I dey watch horror movie... Nd nw dis one too.... I cnt comment on it nw but it's really interesting. Keep it rolling.

Therock5555:
Ehya, sowie Miss

Cestmoi1: Quote Post
I'm hooked! This is da bomb.Following....

Welcome bro

Plaitex(f): Quote Post
i hope say no be Lord Kehl send this blonde cum

Hian say him mad


Abeg update go soon done

Thanks.....but I'm a lady....

Therock abi wat is ur name, if u fail 2 update within 30mins, I'm gonna make sure u get a rock bottom, is dat understood!

*walks in with red eye* hey where therock5555 * walks yowards writers section and give therock5555 an uppercut and a rock bottom* dat one na just lool wey I look u if u like no update den I go give u warning.

Medics come carry dis guy go hospital ooh e dey bleed 4 nose but bring am back make e update first.

Therock5555 sorry ehn but u deserve am
Where update before my eye bloody

tecno4life:
*walks in with red eye* hey where therock5555 * walks yowards writers section and give therock5555 an uppercut and a rock bottom* dat one na just lool wey I look u if u like no update den I go give u warning.

Medics come carry dis guy go hospital ooh e dey bleed 4 nose but bring am back make e update first.

Therock5555 sorry ehn but u deserve am
Where update before my eye bloody

is that what i tought you to do? You have disgraced this organisation. You are thereby suspended till further notice.

Cestmoi1:
Thanks.....but I'm a lady....

hian abeg make una dey put (f) for una moniker na, u be d second person wey I dey mistake for Male o

Even dis Nancydearie wey I mistake for Miss

Lolz no vex



Oga Tecno4life, I have a very rough day today, abeg no vex o, I go still drop update

tecno4life:
*walks in with red eye* hey where therock5555 * walks yowards writers section and give therock5555 an uppercut and a rock bottom* dat one na just lool wey I look u if u like no update den I go give u warning.

Medics come carry dis guy go hospital ooh e dey bleed 4 nose but bring am back make e update first.

Therock5555 sorry ehn but u deserve am
Where update before my eye bloody

administerz first aid and treatement to him.
*Techno4live wetin be your own, you know wan make dey complete this work
*sees that he is fully back to balance.
Oga rock no mind techno abeg. Pelle you here:-(

Kayemjay, D9ty7, TheROCK5555, badt guys. Ride on Boss.

@Therock,nothing yet?. Anyway,just take your time. I believe it's going to be worth it. Very tired,I'll check again tomorrow. Goodnight people...



Oh! Good.
*modified*

Xavier retrieved the parcel to study it one more time, the mission was pretty dangerous maybe one of the most dangerous he had ever faced in his short career. He was to assassinate a drug lord in Mexico.

The target was Juan Silva Miguel of the Sinaloa Cartel, the largest in the world, controlling seventeen states in Mexico and through out the U.S, he was arrested for Drug trafficking, money laundering, human trafficking, murder, kidnapping and bribery. He is one of the most influential man in prison so the aim of the mission was to get close to him, win his trust and then eliminate him.

Xavier was gonna spend two weeks in prison, there was no weapon attached to his mission, that was to be arranged when the time was due, he was given the authority to use his kick boxing skills to see the mission through. Now that was a cool mission for Xavier.

By 3pm his custom and make up artist came along with a suitcase containing bags of cocaine and a small fire arm. Xavier head was shaven and tattoos of different weapons was drawn on his body. He looked different, just like an everyday gangster, he knew how to switch into different intonation so that was not a problem for him. He dressed up in a black sweater and jean trousers with loafer. He stared at the picture of Juan Silva Miguel for the last time. He also left his phone behind.

As he got to Chicago airport, he diverted, the creed had an agent there who help him to transport an illegal stuffs if need be. Xavier nodded at the fellow who took his suitcase and walked away. Xavier boarded the plane without disturbance. He made sure he ordered for more than enough snacks and drinks. Mostly getting on the patience of the air hostess.



As he landed in the Bereito Juarez International Airport in Mexico city, he swipped out his passport and smiled at the good work his make up artist had done. He was now Aviles Pedro, an amateur rapper and producer coming into Mexico city for a local concert.


As he cleared the counter, he waited uneasily for his suitcase to arrive, his swift eyes noticed the airport police as the codedly surrounded him from afar, they were stylishly pointing at him, he knew it was a matter of time before he gets arrested according to his mission. It was fuc.ked up that he won't get to bang any mexican beauty nor sight see after his mission, that's if he even came out alive. Well death was the least of his problem then.

"Hey amigo, you are Aviles Pedro right?" An airport police man spoke from behind him.

"Yur Amigo, am the only Aviles Pedro in the whole of Mexico..."

A handcuff slammed on both his hands before he could complete his sentence, the quickly surround him and led him to their waiting vehicle.

"Hey what's going on here?" He screamed.

"You are arrested for Drug smuggling and possession of illegal fire arms so you better keep shut" another cop ordered him.

"C'mon Amigos, I have a duet with Lil Wizzy next week, what da mess do you mean" Xavier shouted and elbowed on of the police men.

A cruel blow at the back of his head knocked him cold. When he woke up he was still handcuffed in a small office containing just a chair and a table, a two way mirror hung in front of him, he shook his head to see two military police men standing with weapons by his side while a man probably in his forties sat, wielding a pen and a jotter.

"Hello Pedro" the man tried a friendly approach.

"I won't answer you till I get three things" Pedro replied.

"And what are they?"

"A plate of fried potato chips and roasted lamb with wine, an ipad containing all of Lil Wanye's Carter IV album and a samsung galaxy to update my facebook status" Pedro replied

A huge blow from the guard standing at his right hand side almost tore his jaw open as he screamed. He quickly shut off when another blow was threatened on him.

"Ok Mr Pedro we surely got on a wrong foot, am Mr Eduardo Tesca, an investigator and I must tell you that you are in big trouble, you tried to smuggle drugs into this country despite knowing that the government have tightened their border controls, military and have rained full war on traffickers and gang members so why did you try to bring drugs in, who sent you?"

"My dog" Pedro answered.

"Kid better answer now or I would have no choice but to throw your ar.se in prison, waiting your trial or would you prefer answering me now and let's cut a deal" Mr Eduardo said.

"Ok Mr Eduardo, I love your name, that's exactly the name of my dog too, please can I get the phone to update my facebook status because there is one Santa Monica lady that I just added, bro she is very hot and sexy, you won't mind banging her in front of the President's office...." Before he could finish talking, a hood was placed over his head. He tried struggling but the hold on him was too much. He was thrown into a vehicle and transported for about twenty minutes.


When the hood was removed his eyes fidgeted with the lights before he saw the sign post before him. Slowly he read it out loud.

"Centro de Ejecucion de Sanciones(CEDES)- AKA Home Of Hell"

"Hey Amigos, are we going to see santa claus?" He asked as he was kicked forward, the high electronic gate opened as he stepped into the largest prison facility he ever saw in his life...

Vivipop:
@Therock,nothing yet?. Anyway,just take your time. I believe it's going to be worth it. Very tired,I'll check back tomorrow. Goodnight people.

no vex Ma'am, work na die today



Hello guys and ladies, sorry for the short update, I get gbege for house this nite, if I survive una see another update sha. Take care. Love u all


Amigos Welcome to Mexico

Omo atlast dis guy don drop sumtin.

na wow o
great update boss abeg do come update more

adeh39:
I just finished reading The Haunted Mansion nd I must say dis... U really try 4 dat story... E just be lyk say I dey watch horror movie... Nd nw dis one too.... I cnt comment on it nw but it's really interesting. Keep it rolling.

u try Dear. Thanks for dropping by.

Kingphilip and donsamtex na una get una mouth o

Therock5555:
u try Dear. Thanks for dropping by.

Kingphilip and donsamtex na una get una mouth o

bros...Why Don't You Make An Ebook or Paste It On Wattpad Where You Could My Buyers Of Ya Movie...Bros Welldone Tho,glued To This Thread..You Must Survive Your Gbege Ohh...

HEehy Op can u pls make the rate in
wic u update more fast nd faster nd
fastest .*coz I cant dam take it no
more!*

lekezino:
HEehy Op can u pls make the rate in
wic u update more fast nd faster nd
fastest .*coz I cant dam take it no
more!*

bros Take It Easy Na..Na So E Dy Do Me Too

Make dis ba3 no try mi,which 1 ba3 low wen i wan watch oga d rock film.make dis ba3 take time oh

This next phase go make sense ooo.
Waiting patiently for next update.
Lezkinz come go buy me Magic Moment d previous 1 don finish.

I thought Juan Miguel was a doctor. Viviana's hubby who later married (Marichuy) that he once had feelings for. So he is nw a drugpeddler but he was successful as a doctor eiya quick money they sweet.














Therock555 make u no dey fall ma hand i hav bn here since nov 01. abeg my papa dey look for me.

ANYWAYS

Have bn on NL sinc heaven knws but dis film made me to break my vow of keeping my virginity, #firstcommentonNL oga kip rocking my world.

Kellyakon:
I thought Juan Miguel was a doctor. Viviana's hubby who later married (Marichuy) that he once had feelings for. So he is nw a drugpeddler but he was successful as a doctor eiya quick money they sweet.














Therock555 make u no dey fall ma hand i hav bn here since nov 01. abeg my papa dey look for me.



Have bn on NL sinc heaven knws but dis film made me to break my vow of keeping my virginity, #firstcommentonNL oga kip rocking my world.

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babe r u for real? you've spent over 30 months on nairaland n with 17 hours & 54 minutes with just 2 comment? wow dats a great feat u achieved

nice update bro.....but we r definitely hungry for more. Isnt it Guyz?

Nice update boss!! Seems we gona party Hard @ mexico! *Antonio Banderas comes to mind! Chai, ai lovedah guy! #noHomo





P.S: d way d NL Queen visits dz Thread sha!

boss therock5555 abeg help me tell your people to vote KiddaBlingzz today o

Hian all this nice comments for that short update, I feel guilty sef.

Supersauce- I don't wanna do an e-book wey person no go gree buy cus Naija dem too like awuf die. It would be a waste of funds and time.

Lekezino-u be d second of bouncer lekinz shey? BTW even if am given a week leave from work, I no go still finish this story, e still dey long wella, if say I don type am some where I no for dey suffer una.

Bro please bear with me, my social networking life don shrink from 45-10% na wikipedia and Google be my paddy now and all this wahala na for free o.

lordraiden-buy extra ba3 joor

Uthman51-y u dey vex na, oya chop knuckles

Kellyakon- make I use ice prince lyrics for that comment wey u drop, "Your joke funny die I just dey laff Nqqa" wait o, sure say u no dey sleep tight, abeg no be telemundo o

And BTW keep ur virginity o, ur husby go cherish am


Kingphilip the way u come disect her profile, deris God oooo, looolz

Queen Jennimma- long live her majesty

Leki10- I would feed u better food later sir, no vex

Skimpledawg-lol I love bandaras too but I prefer Machete

Kiddablingz - make una vote this fine boy for MR NL oooo, na God save u say I dey too busy, I for beat una to the crown










Good morning homies.

#breakfast# Tea, bread and sausages

#Lunch# Spaghetti and grilled chicken

#Dinner# sweet update served from my cooler.

Abeg make una line up for sexysapphire kitchen, she and PrincessDeraa go host una well.

Still I am Rocky...

Good morning homies.

#breakfast# Tea, bread and sausages

#Lunch# Spaghetti and grilled chicken

#Dinner# sweet update served from my cooler.

Abeg make una line up for sexysapphire kitchen, she and PrincessDeraa go host una well.

Still I am Rocky...[/quote]#walks into sexysapphire's fridge,brings out a huge bread,presents it to therock555#make una manage fix one for nw aunty sexysapphire dey cum wit hot water ND sausage.

Therock555 ...Truetalk,you Self Tell Ya People To Change So We Can Sell Not Giveout Biko..