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|Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Therock5555(m): 7:45pm On Nov 01, 2014|
*Arranges Benches and VIP sections*
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I bring to you the second edition of friday the 13th, hopefully I won't be a slow poke this time with too many excuses, well that was not my fault either
Ok I welcome all of you specially to my hood, I promise ya'll that its gonna be a pleasant ride. please every corrections, suggestions and criticisms are fully welcomed, de railing is strangely advised on a minimal level though, let's not get carried away.
First of all am grateful to God for the writing talent given to me, then to Nairaland top writers, I twale for una.
My boss them- Zuby77, TemitopeDaniel, Kayemjay, Frank3.17, Royver, Larrysun, Audreytymms, Vantee, Repogirl, chistar01, D9ty7, Sammyhoe, Dyoungstar, divepen ETC I hail pass
And to my wonderful fans and readers, na una be my inspirations. I hand over salute to una.
Finally am grateful to all who voted me as the best Horror story writer and best Critic even though I still say that larrysun duly deserves it, am really glad, I hope ya'll would stand behind me to win best writer for this month cus I deserve that one too joor, lol.
Thanks and jah bless you all. I love una like kilode
Tag: Pls if u did not see ur name, no vex, just holla at ur boy and I would grant you first class access and pls avoid re quoting before others start complaining.
Thanks once again. BTW vote Miss Jennimma for Miss Nairaland
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Mynd44 and obinnau, my eyes dey una side.
Make una dey do welcome party while I wait for nepa to give me go ahead.
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|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by kingphilip(m): 7:46pm On Nov 01, 2014|
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Therock5555(m): 7:49pm On Nov 01, 2014|
This is purely a work of fiction, any resemblance of persons or locations is dead or alive is merely a coincidence. Therefore no part of this should be copied or used any where without the consent of the owner. You can PM me for more information.
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|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by donsamtex(m): 8:08pm On Nov 01, 2014|
Barman bring me two dog tail with 1 bottle of magic moment.
Oya ride on
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|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by LarrySun(m): 8:13pm On Nov 01, 2014|
Show me what you've got.
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Fonydear(f): 8:36pm On Nov 01, 2014|
Am here. Reading all the way. Abeg where King Phillip
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by kingphilip(m): 8:58pm On Nov 01, 2014|
Fonydear:see me here dear
quite an age
BTW happy new month
team Jennimma for miss nairaland
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Nobody: 9:45pm On Nov 01, 2014|
Boss, i dey here...
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Daniel2802(m): 10:15pm On Nov 01, 2014|
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by lekinz(m): 10:57pm On Nov 01, 2014|
**Walks in with my dagger and my Ak - 47 **
Sips sobo and chews pop corn ..Waiting for the update..
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by tecno4life(m): 2:53am On Nov 02, 2014|
* step out of my chrome plated Range Rover Evoque*
TheRock5555 as the only one who was disturbing you 2 fire dis story where is ma Table 4 5 (I will chose the 4 occupants they are; Labaski, Adewealth027, Fareehda and ma boss D9ty7)
*cleans eyes with arm* CHISOS
the season 2 of the blockbuster movie Friday the 13th (codenamed Haunted Mansions) Assasins Creed is out
THEROCK fire down 4get about preparing d table *sits down in VIP section* Labaski dearie cum join me let's enjoy this blockbuster, I have hollandia yoghurt, Fried Chicken, Ice-cream and isi-ewu with pepper soup.
*sips alomo* d rock where art thou * u know say I dey craze sumtimes so no allow me start **dis one wey I cum dey drink alomo join hmm *
*smiles and faces her* Labaski what do u want 2 take.
#CHINKOSPEAKING #SPIRITOFCHINKO #TECNOISHERE
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|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by tecno4life(m): 2:59am On Nov 02, 2014|
lekinz:@bolded Zips sobo instead of sips zobo
OMG LMFAO LOL LWKMD LMAO
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Darus05(m): 7:19am On Nov 02, 2014|
Taking my seat at d back nd observing. Ride on therock555
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by tecno4life(m): 7:25am On Nov 02, 2014|
Therock5555 and all hapi Sunday
When will the first update cum naw
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by tecno4life(m): 7:28am On Nov 02, 2014|
Who tell u say im be waiter naw
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Fatalveli(m): 7:35am On Nov 02, 2014|
#Silently walks in without griiting anybody.... Btw, where is onemansquad and smallpenis
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Aisha800(f): 8:41am On Nov 02, 2014|
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:05am On Nov 02, 2014|
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Uthman51(m): 10:12am On Nov 02, 2014|
Barman gv me 74 bottles of Alomo bitters and 20 turkey laps 6 babes to take start d show.....Happy Sunday to ya'll
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Onemansquad(m): 11:28am On Nov 02, 2014|
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Onemansquad(m): 11:32am On Nov 02, 2014|
Fatalveli:barges into the thread with a strong face,walks to the VIP section drags out a chair nd sat on it foldin ma arms nd cross ma legs
Oga therock ride on we dy ur bak
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by oghenekome51(f): 6:01pm On Nov 02, 2014|
Rock, adon show o! Where una? Com update sharp sharp!
Ade angle 360degree de luk all d drama, no fall ma hand!
Bia, whu dey der? Bring 1bottle of smirnoff, abeg, wit 1bowl of pepersoup!
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by lekinz(m): 8:09pm On Nov 02, 2014|
Correction Noted !!! ...
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Skimpledawg(m): 8:54pm On Nov 02, 2014|
*walks in with straight face lookin ahead towards d VIP seat......*pushes away Oga Kingphilip* picks seat n sits yle Zipping ma Sobo n alomos.. *
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Therock5555(m): 9:11pm On Nov 02, 2014|
Thanks for the patience, United disappointed me bit no lele sha.
Ya"ll are welcomed...
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Therock5555(m): 9:40pm On Nov 02, 2014|
Location- Kivioli, Estonia
An old man walked into the Olumpia hotel dressed in a worn out suit and caring a thread bare luggage. He looked around the large hotel, adjusted his glasses and walked confidently to the receptionist desk, his walking stick making a cold tapping noise on the marble floor. Other customers stared at him like an insane person, this was a five star hotel and the old gentleman was walking in like he just entered an irish pub. The security guards were already on alert as they watched his every step.
"Good afternoon Miss" the old man greeted the beweird receptionist with a grim toothy smile. He smelt of tobacco and some other foul substances.
"Good afternoon Mister, welcome to The Olumpia hotel, sir it seems you missed your route because this is actually a five star hotel" she whispered back impatiently.
"I know Miss, that's why I'm here, I would love a single suite facing the street, don't mind my dressing, I took boat all the way from India hence the disgusting smell around me. So how much is it for a room?"
"Sir rooms here are expensive" she spat out.
"Anyway, the cheapest room goes for €246"
"Miss Aliisi Renaate, I know you are trying to give me a good advice but I'm not blind neither am I stupid so please how much is a single suite with a window facing the street because I want to have a good view of Estonia" he replied calmly.
Aliisi flustered as she heard her name from the mouth of the old man, she blushed stupidly when she realised that her name was tagged to her Bre.ast pocket.
"Ok sir, there are about 60 rooms that fits your description but just about six of them are free now, the lowest is on the third floor and it goes for 600Euros" she explained.
The old brought out his wallet and counted out €1,250, she wanted to tell him that carrying such large sums was risky but she allowed the words drool down her system as he took the check in form to fill.
Miss Aliisi felt uneasy around the old man, she peeped to see his name, Gabriel Keert, from Romania. He came for vacation. That was alittle funny because tourist were few and far between because the elections was near.
"Ok Mr. Gabriel, here is your door card, a porter would take your luggage and direct you to your room, have a nice time in..."
"I don't need a porter" he cut in,
"And keep the change Aliisi" he said stressing every syllabus as he picked up his luggage calmly and walked to the direction of the elevator, his walking stick striking noisily on the floor.
Gabriel Keert waited for about a minute before the elevator reached ground level, two youths walked out holding hands, he shook his head and stepped into the elevator, pressing the 3rd button as he stepped in. His mind rummaged around as he thought of different ill scenarios, what if the elevator breaks down? What if?.... The door opened breaking him out of his thoughts, he checked his room number on the key card and negotiated the corridors. Different waiters and porters passed him by as they went about their duties, he saw his room and passed it, then turned the corner, waited till the corridor was clear before venturing back to his room number.
Slightly he knocked at the door next to his.
"Get the mess off" a male voice shouted from inside.
Gabriel smiled and keyed in his card before opening his suite. There was no time to waste, swiftly he threw his luggage on the large double bed and picked up the remote, put on the television and tuned to a National news channel before stripping out of his worn out suit and walked into the bathroom.
"Today, the people's favourite candidate for next week election would be going out for his final rally round the streets of Estonia. Mr petrosky Juntos a mining magnate has won the support of majority of the Estonia people through his good deeds. The elections is believed would be a landslide victory for Mr Petrosky while his party, the People's congress party is fully in support of him and their popularity is nation wide, stay tuned with me as we go through the rally coming up a few minutes from now, am Ani Kallaste reporting live from Es tv" a female journalist blared on the news as Gabriel walked into his room and switched the telly off.
He was no longer an old man, the moustache and walking stick had been dumped, his biceps showing impressively as he walked to his luggage, a white towel tied loosely around his waist. He opened the bag and picked up a suit bag, opened the bag and removed a long black suit, dropping it carefully on the bed, he then allowed the towel dropped and then began dressing slowly.
A large procession of people mostly women and youths waved happily at the moving cars, armed guards walked slowly with the cars, they were steadily looking around for any sign of an intruder on the roof tops or windows as Mr Petrosky Juntos waved happily, only his head, shoulders and two arms were out as he smiled at his well wishers, he sure had a lot of enemies but that won't stop him from showing love to his people who showed vote of confidence in him.
Mr Petrosky a small statue figure with cute dimples was the owner of 80 percent of the copper mines in Estonia, he had everything but he wanted to feel the joy of serving his country, though 58years of age, he still looked awesome like a man just entering his mid forties. He trusted his personal security, they would gladly give their lives for him if worse comes to worse. He really trusted them with his life.
"I said get the fuc.k off my door" a male voice screamed louder as someone knocked on his door for the third time.
"Room service" the voice replied back again.
"Well just know that I would kill you when I open the door..." A short black man cut off his words when he saw a stranger standing by the door, a tall man of over six feet, pointed noise, clean shaving and smiling wickedly. He looked confused at the young man claded in black long suit and dark glasses. He held a large luggage and his second hand went behind his back.
"You are not for room service, sorry wrong room" the man stammered and attempted to close the door only for his unwanted visitor to block the door with his leg.
"I know Mister, that's why I'm here" Gabriel said and shot the short man directly in the head, he inhaled the smell of smoke from the pistol and smiled, the silencer had choked the sound to the lowest minimum so he had no worries. He kicked the dead man back into his the room where an un clad lady sat waiting patiently, before she could scream, he pumped two more bullets into her skull and watched her slump dead.
The sound of his target's rally was drawing nearer and louder, he brought out a small clock from his suit and dropped on a table in the corner of the room, the small clock was counting down and it had just three minutes left to go.
Quickly he opened his luggage and brought out an 7.62X51mmm automatic sniper rifle and kissed it, he closed the window blinds before poking the nozzle of his rifle under the third blind from bottom of the window, he stared into the lens and set his bearings right, he could clearly see the small man waving frantically at the large crowd who came to cheer him up. Slowly he scanned the crowd before picking up a single bullet, placing it into the rifle gently and stared at the timer again, just 54 seconds was left. He focused back on his target, his finger loosely touching the trigger.
Gabriel waited patiently until a shrill sound from the timer sounded, then he pressed the trigger. Loud screams followed up as Mr Petrosky slumped back into his vehicle, blood spraying at the top of his vehicle, there was commotion everywhere as people ran helter skelter, his guards were confused and stared around for any sight of the sniper, only one window really had a clear shot from that position- The Olumpia hotel.
Quickly about four men with drawn weapons ran into the hotel lobby, shouting in their dialect to the receptionist. She hastily told them what they needed and showed them the room number of the man that came a few minutes ago and his picture and informations. They thank her and shared themselves, two followed the stair case and two waited for the elevator which was coming down. As the lift opened, an american tourist wearing just shorts and a singlet with a towel hanging from his neck stepped out.
"Good afternoon gentlemen, would you like to have a swim with me?" The tourist said as they by-passed him and ran into the elevator, pushing the third floor button in haste.
The tourist walked to the receptionist, winked at her and flashed a toothy smile before walking out confidently.
Miss Aliisi Renaate smiled back at the handsome tourist, then it suddenly strucked her, she did not remember any body like him ever lodging in the hotel, well she had a good memory and always scanned the guest list when ever its her turn for duty and she was sure that face was not one of them, she shrugged the feeling off and concentrated on her work.
The four armed guards walked quietly to room 206 and steadied their weapons, then one of them slotted in the key card and kicked the door open. The room was empty left for a note on the window blind that read "wrong room, why not check the next door"
Quickly the dashed out and shot the door of the next room, kicking it open, two bodies laid on the bed, all blooded up but kept like they were sleeping in each other arms. Discarded clothings soiled the floor, the sniper's weapon laid directly under the window, they dashed into the bathroom to check if he was there, just eerie silence followed left for the television which was broadcasting the breaking news of Mr petrosky's death.
One of the armed guards walked to the small clock counting rapidly from one to hundred, Gabriel had set a booby trap to the door so that when the men came in, the thin thread cut off and activated the counter, the guard picked it up and stared at the device as it reached hundred and stop. Then two lights showed and then blinked off.
"Booooommmmmbbbb" he screamed as the device exploded.
People screamed loud as the explosion rocked the top building of Olumpia hotel, glass particles and other object flew out of the carnage as everyone including the reporters scampered for safety.
"Mission completed sir" Gabriel said into his Iphone6.
"That's good boy, now go to the extraction point and leave that damn country" the voice from the other end replied before the call went off.
Gabriel walked for three blocks, sometimes jogging as lots of police and military vehicles, coupled with fire fighting trucks passed him by. He turned a sharp corner and opened a garbage bin, picked up a polythene bag inside and walked further into the dark corner.
He emerged wearing a black jean with a white t-shirt and black sneakers. He pocketed his new passport and stopped a taxi.
"Where to Mister?" The taxi man asked.
"Patria Nostra airport" Gabriel replied and relaxed in his seat as the taxi drove off.
"Now you might be calling me a killer or a bad, wicked person, well why don't I start from the beginning or should I start by saying my real name is Xavier, my life is one big lie, the only thing I know is that, "I'm the best hit man in the Assassin Creed"..........
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|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Therock5555(m): 9:44pm On Nov 02, 2014|
Una good nite o, pls don't forget to press the like or share buttons. And don't forget to comment o
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by kingphilip(m): 9:55pm On Nov 02, 2014|
I'm ftc sha
oya nw I no go put mouth for him matter til I hear him life story
therock5555 u really rock
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by lekinz(m): 9:59pm On Nov 02, 2014|
Thumbs up bro !!! ....
Jah bless you !!!
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Uthman51(m): 10:00pm On Nov 02, 2014|
Keep it coming bro....gulp d 7th bottle if my Alomo
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Calismart(m): 10:24pm On Nov 02, 2014|
I don show.Therock5555,carry go.i dey here
|Re: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Therock5555(m): 10:25pm On Nov 02, 2014|
kingphilip:bros u don try, I twale for u.
Lekinz weldone sir
Uthman, take it easy on the alomo before u crash o
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