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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by larouz(m): 9:25am On Nov 11, 2014

Toh i neva try am before make i try with ma pop c car first get bak to u guys

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by BruzMoney(m): 9:26am On Nov 11, 2014

icemann:
since you don't understand sarcasm 8 would take it as a compliment.

Sarcasm indeed

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by 3RNEST(m): 9:38am On Nov 11, 2014

lol. @all comments, Sex in Car...how is that possible? i can't imagine having sex in car then its knock...kia that overplus congi lead to disaster....

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by cdamsel(f): 9:46am On Nov 11, 2014

HARDDON:

#beenseeingtinsonNLsince1880

Now u lost me huh

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Motolank: 10:13am On Nov 11, 2014

jeffizy:
^^^^^^ No.
Different time zones, bro.

No mind am abeg, you are in officers mess @ sambisa??

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Motolank: 10:18am On Nov 11, 2014

lonelydora:
Even if I have sex in a car 4 times a day, as long as I do regular checks on it; it will never malfunction.

Yeye superstition.

If its in a car, its not sex... its FUccK??

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by slim14(m): 10:19am On Nov 11, 2014

sometimes i do not know what to believe, i think i've been hearing about this saying for a long time now, but the big question does it means all those vehicle we see on the road must have been used for the same purpose? just asking.

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 11:40am On Nov 11, 2014

iluvtotodie:
Na me o! you no like am ni.

Lol why, you're being honest

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 12:10pm On Nov 11, 2014

sultaan:
In that small Jetta no way.
If I consider the small space in that car I can almost say it never happen because in my opinion just the head doesn't count and that is as far as you can go with a real bakassi with all the trimmings

the jetta is a small, but spacious car...i know some one who did it in a nissan sunny on bonny camp bridge

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by blakky97(m): 12:36pm On Nov 11, 2014

jeffizy:
[color=#002200] Good guess. [/color]

Division and unit

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by HARDDON: 1:45pm On Nov 11, 2014

cdamsel:
Now u lost me

so much better! cheesy

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by willorie(f): 3:31pm On Nov 11, 2014

That thing na superstitious belief
Cus I & mua guy dey make love like almost everyday he visits me wink

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by sultaan(m): 3:32pm On Nov 11, 2014

gmyguy:
the jetta is a small, but spacious car...i know some one who did it in a nissan sunny on bonny camp bridge

Prove it where are the pics cheesy

If she fit enter the back seat must be one of those small girls selling orange grin

I am not frequent in the politic and romance section so I can easily joke about things here.

When you read some of the comments above iy says 2 main things about Nigerians they are stuck up with spiritual beliefs (only see supernatural influence on issus)
They don't know a lot about cars.

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 5:08pm On Nov 11, 2014

sultaan:
Prove it where are the pics

If she fit enter the back seat must be one of those small girls selling orange

I am not frequent in the politic and romance section so I can easily joke about things here.

When you read some of the comments above iy says 2 main things about Nigerians they are stuck up with spiritual beliefs (only see supernatural influence on issus)
They don't know a lot about cars.

I am not lying...If not for confidentiality sake...The girl is not a smallie and neither is the guy.
I once used a Jetta, but never had sex in it. Its a spacious car. The seats can be adjusted on the drivers passenger....Besides, these are sex starved people who don't have anywhere else for venue...Go figure

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Akainzo(m): 8:29pm On Nov 11, 2014

sultaan:
In that small Jetta no way.
If I consider the small space in that car I can almost say it never happen because in my opinion just the head doesn't count and that is as far as you can go with a real bakassi with all the trimmings

Well, if you do have a lady with the required bakassi, then I can show you how it is done and such a wonderful experience.

It is your call.

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by andre82(m): 8:51pm On Nov 11, 2014

In 4 cars and one private bus, I didn't see anything 'dwindling'. In fact there was a certain time it happened on d hood of a particular car out of d 4. It's all superstitous. My cars have been loyal. #Memories#

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 8:59pm On Nov 11, 2014

Funny. Heard it a couple of times.

Also heard that if a woman gives birth in the car, it will develop a fault.

But these are just people making generalizations from single and/or unrelated incidents.

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by uhuns: 9:51pm On Nov 11, 2014

It all depends, if the car was insured by the god of iron,
besure these things cab happen. And more depending on the ESP of the owner.

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by a9nyc2020(m): 10:10pm On Nov 11, 2014

Lemme ask lil wayne... cool

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by iluvtotodie(m): 11:18pm On Nov 11, 2014

MissMeiya:
Lol why, you're being honest

Abi....won't be a bad idea to love yours as well. Make we relate na! grin

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 11:34pm On Nov 11, 2014

iluvtotodie:
Abi....won't be a bad idea to love yours as well. Make we relate na!

Smh ashi man! grin

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by FlyboyZee: 6:10am On Nov 12, 2014

dabriggs:
Funny. Heard it a couple of times.

Also heard that if a woman gives birth in the car, it will develop a fault.

But these are just people making generalizations from single and/or unrelated incidents.

This one is a big fat lie. My first child's head popped out in the car on our way to the hospital and that car has remained as sane as it had ever been.

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by asiwajumi(m): 11:54am On Nov 12, 2014

D bobo is cold.more pls

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by KenSaroWiwa: 6:16pm On Nov 12, 2014

farano:

You u think sey u get sense abi wey you think sey u fit dey ban me and remove my post anyhow ? Nor worry, I go still treat ur fuçk up one of these days.

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by farano(f): 7:38pm On Nov 12, 2014

KenSaroWiwa:
You u think sey u get sense abi wey you think sey u fit dey ban me and remove my post anyhow ? Nor worry, I go still treat ur fuçk up one of these days.

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by MASAKAR(m): 9:39pm On Nov 12, 2014

The. Car enjoy it.

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 7:26pm On Nov 14, 2014

Nwedy:
;DIt happened to my school bus o

You had s...e.x in your school bus? grin

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by iluvtotodie(m): 8:13am On Nov 15, 2014

MissMeiya:
Smh ashi man!

Haba, why na....u never test me u don dey give me name. Answer me na. make we relate. you might love mine too o

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nwedy(f): 9:20am On Nov 15, 2014

Vessi:
You had s...e.x in your school bus?

not me jor

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 9:51am On Nov 15, 2014

Nwedy:
not me jor

Eh, I hear. Which side of Ai are you at? Gunning ? Mile 50, waterworks? Afikpo road? grin

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nwedy(f): 11:23am On Nov 15, 2014

Vessi:
Eh, I hear. Which side of Ai are you at? Gunning ? Mile 50, waterworks? Afikpo road?

lol,keep calling

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 11:26am On Nov 15, 2014

Nwedy:
lol,keep calling

Presco, Rice mill, spera in deo, ogbe hausa, CAS, ocho udo, army barracks, Ishieke, wait if I get it would you notify me? Infact, I've mentioned everywhere I know. Help me out here grin

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