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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by farano(f): 8:35pm On Nov 10, 2014
dancok:
u mean ur chuwkupie
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Sunbellar: 8:49pm On Nov 10, 2014
Vivipop:
Some Nigerians and their superstitous beliefs! It's a big fat lie.
Are you talking out of experience?
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by samseen02(m): 9:03pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:
There's a word in Yoruba language known as Òkùtà .

It means bad luck.
Information has it that having intercourse anywhere you are making money (office ,shop,stall) will bring dwindling fortune to such establishment.
And my best toy, the automobile , has now been lumped into that category of sacred places not open to desecration
so wot abt having sex in your room.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by LeoSanchez(m): 9:18pm On Nov 10, 2014
lonelydora:
Even if I have sex in a car 4 times a day, as long as I do regular checks on it; it will never malfunction.

Yeye superstition.
spark plug ish

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by LeoSanchez(m): 9:19pm On Nov 10, 2014
samseen02:
so wot abt having sex in your room.
leads to broken bed stand.. Or cracked wall
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by HARDDON: 10:15pm On Nov 10, 2014
cdamsel:
so much better grin

angry angry angry

#beenseeingtinsonNLsince1880
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 10:20pm On Nov 10, 2014
farano:
i just click on ur profile,guess what,i don't know am quoting a pretty lady..
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Ifeoluwaposimi: 10:37pm On Nov 10, 2014
lols.........
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by samseen02(m): 10:41pm On Nov 10, 2014
LeoSanchez:
leads to broken bed stand.. Or cracked wall
lol
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Ifeoluwaposimi: 10:41pm On Nov 10, 2014
Ifeoluwaposimi:
lols.........

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 10:56pm On Nov 10, 2014
samseen02:
so wot abt having sex in your room.
That's the appropriate place.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by harry509: 10:57pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:
grin Sitting with friends over some few bottles of pilsner at the mess.
The topics shifted from work related issues to family and general talk.....Not until the bottles kicked into overdrive . grin

A mate (naija) said in low voice and I quote "do you guys know there's a myth about having intercourse in a car?"

Everyone was amused , but I wasn't because I've heard it before , although I find it ambiguous.

There's a belief in some parts if naija that having sexual intercourse in your car will put your car in jeopardy as it will start developing faults which will be unexplained despite regular maintenance.

I trouble shut the discussion due to the environment , but I wish to find out more. cheesy
well yu kw nigeria wit our mita beliv. It happen wen yu belive or witch fit stil put hand 2.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 11:04pm On Nov 10, 2014
Horayce:

So if i make love with my woman in my car parked in our garage, that's a problem? Or the kitchen, or the garden, in the pool? Anywhere my perverted mind can conceive? I call b.s on everything you wrote my good sir
All man with his opinion. I never told you I believed it bro.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by farano(f): 11:33pm On Nov 10, 2014
dancok:
i just click on ur profile,guess what,i don't know am quoting a pretty lady..
smiley
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by danbrowndmf(m): 11:45pm On Nov 10, 2014
[quote
author=ggrin post=27883989]Yes yes yesgrin
I remember vividly when I did mine early this year,the fuel pump got
spoilt gringringrin
E no funny @ ll,cos me and my guy travelled for a wedding at benin,we
got there around 10pm on friday,we couldn't locate the bride aos so we
decide to sleep over at hotel,we got to 5 diff hotelsshockedshocked, benin ppl I
hail ogringrin,so we have no choice than to sleep inside car
U no nawink cold con catch uswink conji too na bastadgringrinangry
So the next day(sat) no so we start am,hin no gree startshocked So he
called of his friend,na that one carry us go wedding ogrin[/quote] im realease inside u dt day.wink
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by sultaan(m): 12:01am On Nov 11, 2014
Akainzo:
This is clearly a myth.

In those days, I had quite a "ride" in my trusty Jetta. It never stopped me on the road and it never gave any problems until I moved up to a Camry. The activities in that Jetta were legendary, so I call bull on this one.

In that small Jetta no way.
If I consider the small space in that car I can almost say it never happen because in my opinion just the head doesn't count and that is as far as you can go with a real bakassi with all the trimmings grin
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 2:52am On Nov 11, 2014
Are y'all serious. So, it's common enough to have its own superstition attached to it...

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by ChynoBEATS: 4:49am On Nov 11, 2014
chidesco2:
grin grin grin grin grin








Sex in a bugatti..

.......... Thats relatively impossible.... Cos a bugatti Has only 2 sits with little or no amount of room space in wch u'll be unable to turn without having ur waist,neck or leg sprained.... It's a sports car u knw (built with a racing protege)

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 6:52am On Nov 11, 2014
Imagine this thread was created by a female, she would sure have been called names, lubbish!
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by stonecoldcafe: 7:03am On Nov 11, 2014
Horayce:

What's wrong with intercourse? How were you, my dear sir, conceived again? I've lost a few IQ points from reading your post
same thots here; 1st time m hearing dis kinda stuff.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by danla44(m): 7:21am On Nov 11, 2014
jeffizy:
grin Sitting with friends over some few bottles of pilsner at the mess.
The topics shifted from work related issues to family and general talk.....Not until the bottles kicked into overdrive . grin

A mate (naija) said in low voice and I quote "do you guys know there's a myth about having intercourse in a car?"

Everyone was amused , but I wasn't because I've heard it before , although I find it ambiguous.

There's a belief in some parts if naija that having sexual intercourse in your car will put your car in jeopardy as it will start developing faults which will be unexplained despite regular maintenance.

I trouble shut the discussion due to the environment , but I wish to find out more. cheesy

All most all the sex that takes place inside car are sex outside marriage lock, that explains why some people have the feeling that such act can cause car malfunction becouse they offended God. To others that dont know God or believes that fornication is prohibited they will think everythink is fine not knowing the wrath of God is waiting for them. May God guide us.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by blakky97(m): 7:25am On Nov 11, 2014
jeffizy:
grin Sitting with friends over some few bottles of pilsner at the mess.
The topics shifted from work related issues to family and general talk.....Not until the bottles kicked into overdrive . grin

A mate (naija) said in low voice and I quote "do you guys know there's a myth about having intercourse in a car?"

Everyone was amused , but I wasn't because I've heard it before , although I find it ambiguous.

There's a belief in some parts if naija that having sexual intercourse in your car will put your car in jeopardy as it will start developing faults which will be unexplained despite regular maintenance.

I trouble shut the discussion due to the environment , but I wish to find out more. cheesy
Are you a soldier?
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by ChurchillStorm: 8:16am On Nov 11, 2014
jeffizy:
grin Sitting with friends over some few bottles of pilsner at the mess.
The topics shifted from work related issues to family and general talk.....Not until the bottles kicked into overdrive . grin

A mate (naija) said in low voice and I quote "do you guys know there's a myth about having intercourse in a car?"

Everyone was amused , but I wasn't because I've heard it before , although I find it ambiguous.

There's a belief in some parts if naija that having sexual intercourse in your car will put your car in jeopardy as it will start developing faults which will be unexplained despite regular maintenance.

I trouble shut the discussion due to the environment , but I wish to find out more. cheesy

In this 21st century? So people are still this stupiid....that's why fake pastors will continue leeching away at the likes of you.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 8:29am On Nov 11, 2014
ChurchillStorm:


In this 21st century? So people are still this stupiid....that's why fake pastors will continue leeching away at the likes of you.
You think being foul mouthed is intelligence? Think again.



In fact I will use your lack of comprehension as a horse whip for you.
Even do you managed to read the post, your lack of comprehension is about to bring you shame.

Try and get an educated fellow around you to interpret what is written in my quote below.


Everyone was amused , but I wasn't because I've heard it before , although I find it ambiguous.
*I'm trying hard not to call you a retard.


*modified *
No wonder , just a kid who believes he has arrived by putting his mum's handbag chain on his neck.

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by ChurchillStorm: 8:33am On Nov 11, 2014
jeffizy:

You think being foul mouthed is intelligence? Think again.



In fact I will use your lack of comprehension as a horse whip for you.
Even do you managed to read the post, your lack of comprehension is about to bring you shame.

Try and get an educated fellow around you to interpret what is written in my quote below.



*I'm trying hard not to call you a retard.




Ehn? You truly found it ambiguous yet you brought the topic here?
you either a troll or you believed the rubbish.
humans like you support the theory of evolution... cos I can safely say you still haven't evolved to the level of knowing pure rubbish when you see it.
And if trolling is the case, are trolls sensible people? Go and evolve, man. You are way behind.

*modified*

I won't dignify the lame jab with a real reply.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by kpeteman(m): 8:36am On Nov 11, 2014
I dont believe any of this shit..... y should I?
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by holatoj(m): 8:50am On Nov 11, 2014
jeffizy:
There's a word in Yoruba language known as Òkùtà .

It means bad luck.
Information has it that having intercourse anywhere you are making money (office ,shop,stall) will bring dwindling fortune to such establishment.
And my best toy, the automobile , has now been lumped into that category of sacred places not open to desecration
yea....damn true
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 8:51am On Nov 11, 2014
blakky97:

Are you a soldier?
Good guess.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by iluvtotodie(m): 8:52am On Nov 11, 2014
MissMeiya:


Na. Wow. For. Your. Name.

Na me o! you no like am ni.

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