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MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. - Christianity Etc (2) - Nairaland

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Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 4:49pm On Nov 20, 2014
lastmessenger:
He died because I was meant to die and suffer in hell with that lair( satan) but he took my place, went to hell and beat the hell outta satan with the host of the demons. He messed them up and came out alive. Christ died and rose up and he is alive.
By the time you die. You will roast in hell forever.
At least I wont be a zombie like your god.
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 4:50pm On Nov 20, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:
Ah! Sorry I forgot the capital G. Must have confused you a lot. cheesy

Here, let me correct it for you. doG willed that I follow Satan. No matter what I do, I can't go against the will of the almighty doG.
Is still dog and not God.
How is your health? Do you think you will still be alive come January 1st.
How soon is your death gonna be.
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 4:51pm On Nov 20, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:
At least I wont be a zombie like your god.
Even a zombie is better than you. Atleast the zombie is not about to die.
I really pity you bro.
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 5:26pm On Nov 20, 2014
lastmessenger:
Even a zombie is better than you. Atleast the zombie is not about to die.
I really pity you bro.
that's the thing with zombies: they are already dead.
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 5:26pm On Nov 20, 2014
lastmessenger:
Is still dog and not God.
How is your health? Do you think you will still be alive come January 1st.
How soon is your death gonna be.
only doG knows.
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 5:41pm On Nov 20, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:
only doG knows.
You dog knows. It then means that your dog is better than you.
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 6:40pm On Nov 20, 2014
lastmessenger:
You dog knows. It then means that your dog is better than you.
Capital G please. Don't disrespect doG, your maker.
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 6:49pm On Nov 20, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:
Capital G please. Don't disrespect doG, your maker.
However you want to write it. A dog remains a dog.
Why are you so angry with God?
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by Macelliot(m): 8:57pm On Nov 20, 2014
lastmessenger:
He died because I was meant to die and suffer in hell with that lair( satan) but he took my place, went to hell and beat the hell outta satan with the host of the demons. He messed them up and came out alive. Christ died and rose up and he is alive.
By the time you die. You will roast in hell forever.
Nice bro!
Nothing like roasting in hell.... Hell is grave...
The lake of fire is the second death...
NOTE: when a piece of paper is thrown into fire, it burns till its no longer seen... Cease to exit(lake of fire/second death)....
May Jehovah God Almighty guide Alfa to truth and light.
Re: MY HERO! Messing With Jesus. by lastmessenger: 9:22pm On Nov 20, 2014
Macelliot:
Nice bro!
Nothing like roasting in hell.... Hell is grave...
The lake of fire is the second death...
NOTE: when a piece of paper is thrown into fire, it burns till its no longer seen... Cease to exit(lake of fire/second death)....
May Jehovah God Almighty guide Alfa to truth and light.
Amen bro
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