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TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babe - how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to
inform you that I will pay you a visit
this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great
pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you
sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl
again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here
again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with
my
money again, she must be joking......
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN GUYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur fat mama
nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey
house?
John: No be madness dey worry you, if i no
dey
house na for bush i wan dey B4.
Francis: Yeye boy, well I dey come charge my
phone.
John: Abeg come with that ur pretty sis.
Francis: Hey you no go focus, wetin com dey
bring
my sis for this matter make i no see u near
her.
John: Oboy you no go relax, na you wan
marry your
sis.
Francis: Hahahahahahaha, nothing do you my
guy. I
dey come.
John: Ok! Jossing man No wahala, bring
money
come make we drink beer.
Francis: Idiot like U. Later nah.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
John: That Francis can be funny at
times but always a great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each
other but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but
they will always have each other's back.
TRUE OR FALSE

stale

true.
especially in france

Sounds good

Girls are too Fake

Girls's been deceivin one another since the days of Eve... Im so glad that God made me a guys.

sseunth:
stale

yes it's stale, but the message isn't .

phorget:
Girls's been deceivin one another since the days of Eve... Im so glad that God made me a guys.

LOL bro stop murdering english. It's bad nau. Guy not Guys..

D truth. Girls backbiting since genesis.

wristwatch:
LOL bro stop murdering english. It's bad nau. Guy not Guys..

D truth. Girls backbiting since genesis.

. My bad tho... Thanks for the correction sir!!

phorget:
. My bad tho... Thanks for the correction sir!!

humility

wristwatch:
LOL bro stop murdering english. It's bad nau. Guy not Guys..

D truth. Girls backbiting since genesis.

lol....

Btw, "murdering english" is incorrect.

TheSonOfMark:
Dude, why are you on every thread I find myself viewing and doing what I like doing (picking 'holes' in people's comments)?

Stay out of my way and let me do my 'job'

Economists would refer to that as "Monopoly"

It's damn true,I always wonder why girls don't really love each other.this is common to 99% gals.make any gal no come here dey claim saint

TheSonOfMark:
Lol. Just stay out of my way.

By the way, shouldn't you be in dreamland or are you as insomniac as The.SonOfMark is tonight?

I'm not suffering from Insomnia.... I'm just nocturnal

ALKARULEZ615:
I'm not suffering from Insomnia.... I'm just nocturnal

Jeez! Now that's creepy!
You are a student, I suppose? We are the ones mostly have screwed up or twisted biological clocks...and I've got a class by 10.00am today.

TheSonOfMark:
Jeez! Now that's creepy!
You are a student, I suppose? We are the ones mostly have screwed up or twisted biological clocks...and I've got a class by 10.00am today.

lol.. My gain. Still at home rocking the holidays.

@op, source? cos i saw this same post on fb.

100% true,am sure no lady will comment in this post,ladies are just enemy to their self shikina

wristwatch:
LOL bro stop murdering english. It's bad nau. Guy not Guys..

my brother mumu teacher pls dont shoot me shoot the messanger

here in chibok the gals are force to love each other

iceberylin:
Girls are too Fake

say God

Hazardd:
100% true,am sure no lady will comment in this post,ladies are just enemy to their self shikina

i comment,,what to do??

sophieabou:
i comment,,what to do??

Then meet me for serious talk,please not after we finish talking you will start to gossip about me

Girls have always stayed where the belong fake appartment in lie lie estate

iceberylin:
Girls are too Fake

and boys are too real ??

iceberylin:
Girls are too Fake

For real dude.