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I cannot with the France jokes. I can't even say anything tangible, all I find myself doing is laughing.

Subom1:
what kind of chic's do you guys hang out with. Remember you are who you attract. Stop hanging with broke basic b1tches

...but that's all he can get

2legit2qwt:
I'm in France so i'm safe

2legit2qwt:
i thought i heard somewhere you had triplets. 50 is my man, i'll be in Paris before he gets here

lmao where did you hear that from . Nah no kids yet but at most it would be twins seeing that it runs in the family and am a twin myself

Truckpusher:
That's the irritating part and if you don't your time they'll make their driver.
After that day she'll call all her friends to visit just one man - At that point I simply put a call across to ma hommies and we are good to go

Naija chic can reject their boyfriend immediately because of money ,and the stories you get to hear from them goes like this; I have done everything to this guy, but he won't just let me be and have peace and they usually complete this sentence by telling you how much they love you, wtf .....honey! we just met

Na who reject you because of Otedola's son?

I told you to date nice chics like sholly, you no gree. You follow ajegunle girl go church for marriage.

Truckpusher:
That's the irritating part and if you don't your time they'll make their driver.
After that day she'll call all her friends to visit just one man - At that point I simply put a call across to ma hommies and we are good to go

Naija chic can reject their boyfriend immediately because of money ,and the stories you get to hear from them goes like this; I have done everything to this guy, but he won't just let me be and have peace and they usually complete this sentence by telling you how much they love you, wtf .....honey! we just met

One crackhead naij biitch wanted to turn me to her driver. I just told her to fvck off and go jump on the train or bus. No time for bs. You can't give these chics too much liberty, else they'll start making you drive them to other guys' yards.

With naij chics, money is the most important thing. If you ain't got peez, stay away from them.

Truckpusher:
That's the impression ya'll try to create initially but you're as broke as hell

I ain't coming anywhere close to you, I'm done paying bills all for the wrong reasons

LOL So na you run after fake rich girl?

You wan find maga abi? Olorun maje! Naija girls are too smart for that.

Subom1:
what kind of chic's do you guys hang out with. Remember you are who you attract. Stop hanging with broke basic b1tches

Lol, stop feigning ignorance - you know how your naij sisters in Ldn are. And I live around London/Essex that's somewhat middle class now but they might even be worse than the ones from South London lool.

Only chics from North London is a little bit different, but a lot of them still have that needy virus as well.

Ilekeh:
Na who reject you because of Otedola's son?

I told you to date nice chics like sholly, you no gree. You follow ajegunle girl go church for marriage.

You're getting it all twisted .

We aren't the victims - It's the other way round

C'mon! we do the dumping,and we dump them with style ,just in case we need to relaunch our ballistic missiles,we are not ready for any drama

SirShymex:
Lol, stop feigning ignorance - you know how your naij sisters in Ldn are. And I live around London/Essex that's somewhat middle class now but they might even be worse than the ones from South London lool.

Only chics from North London is a little bit different, but a lot of them still have that needy virus as well.

Like I said maybe the ones you know. The ones I know ain't like that. Truth be told Naija guys always like forming big boss but you guys don't have much to offer. I mean free rides and McDonald's ain't sh1t. Maybe for them basic chics but not the refined ones who make their own money

Subom1:
lmao where did you hear that from . Nah no kids yet but at most it would be twins seeing that it runs in the family and am a twin myself

Ilekeh told me. Nice, would love to have one as well. Is your twin male or female?

Ilekeh:
LOL So na you run after fake rich girl?

You wan find maga abi? Olorun maje! Naija girls are too smart for that.

I'm not looking for a rich lady neither am i looking for a girl that is constantly in want .always hungry for things her Dad can't afford her
I call it ''buy me this ,buy me that syndrome''

But why fake things na,they even fake their nyansh now

Naija girls I hail una

SirShymex:
Lol, stop feigning ignorance - you know how your naij sisters in Ldn are. And I live around London/Essex that's somewhat middle class now but they might even be worse than the ones from South London lool.

Only chics from North London is a little bit different, but a lot of them still have that needy virus as well.

I have a few friends from high school that study/reside in London and I know they are not leeches. Stop rolling with the wrong crowd, if u are any better.

SirShymex:
One crackhead naij biitch wanted to turn me to her driver. I just told her to fvck off and go jump on the train or bus. No time for bs. You can't give these chics too much liberty, else they'll start making you drive them to other guys' yards.

With naij chics, money is the most important thing. If you ain't got peez, stay away from them.

Joke apart.

When I see the way they treat broke niggas I swore never to go broke no matter what ,not because of them but just to be on the other side playing their Lord host

Subom1:
Like I said maybe the ones you know. The ones I know ain't like that. Truth be told Naija guys always like forming big boss but you guys don't have much to offer. I mean free rides and McDonald's ain't sh1t. Maybe for them basic chics but not the refined ones who make their own money

We don't have much to offer, yet we run London Town and chics from other countries want to have our babies, no?

And who takes chics to McDonalds? Are you in Secondary school? You must be messing with dead naij guys.

West is the place for dates, man. I like Westfield as well, especially on Friday nights. I go to the casino in Westfield a lot, esp. on Fridays.

Most of these chics are broke and they spend all their money on Brazilian hair.

Ilekeh:
Lol Kandiikane can attest to that. She and 2Legit have been dating for a year.

I dey, my sister

I see how you enjoy throwing names anyhow. How rude!

Hi subom1

Ilekeh:
Don't mind 2Legit. Dude has been wearing the same WalMart shoes for the last 2 years and he's following fellow broke guys to yab Nigerian girls.

Mtchewww some guys can make girls commit homicide.

Did 2legit2qwt see this comment?? Why are you letting Ilekeh murder you like this? Say something! Defend yourself.

2legit2qwt:
Ilekeh told me. Nice, would love to have one as well. Is your twin male or female?

ilekeh told you . That's some weird ish lol. My twin is a female. We are identical to the bone but our personalities are totally different

BananaBender:
I have a few friends from high school that study/reside in London and I know they are not leeches. Stop rolling with the wrong crowd, if u are any better.

Lmao...you can't know Ldn chics better than me. I don't even go out anymore - stopping being outgoing like 3 years ago. But before then, I was always everywhere. And I started early from like age 17.

Wejust crack jokes about these chics all the time.

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BananaBender:
I have a few friends from high school that study/reside in London and I know they are not leeches. Stop rolling with the wrong crowd, if u are any better.

Even the ones from rich homes are the worse leeches you'll see around talking big yet broke from buying too much Brazilian hair and fake asss

It's in your DNA - stop feigning ignorance and shame the devil for once

kandiikane:
I see how you enjoy throwing names anyhow. How rude!

Hi subom1

lol sorry jare

kandiikane:
I see how you enjoy throwing names anyhow. How rude!

Hi subom1

Hi beautiful . So what's this I hear you cheating on me

Truckpusher:
Joke apart.

When I see the way they treat broke niggas I swore never to go broke no matter what ,not because of them but just to be on the other side playing their Lord host

come off this bullshyt mehn! Don't be that type of nairalander. You are starting to sound like a lonely azz Niggah with nothing going on except coming on nl and talking shyt about women you never even laid eyes on.

Ilekeh:
TBH you guys are running after village girls to make yourself feel good.
Most Naija girls I know (mine included), have our own cars, have a well-paying job, I eat out at restaurants with friends or by myself, I pay for all the ish I got. I'm in grad school with salary of a software developer. Yes, I still call myself broke because Nigerian guys are insecure when they see a well-self-maintained Nigerian girl. I've never asked a bf to pay for my stuff. One of my ex (who makes 6 figs) begs to buy me things and "help me" whenever he can. Those are the kind of guys naija guys want. Not the ones that take you to wendys, then blast "gold digger by kanye west" on his radio minutes later.

You guys are hilarious on this thread. Keep it up. Maybe if you're nice enough, I may send y'all a box of chocolate.

Yes, there are a few decent ones - I'll throw all my exes in there.

But the overwhelming majority of them are always needy.

Ilekeh what's this I hear you telling peeps I got triplets

kandiikane:
come off this bullshyt mehn! Don't be that type of nairalander. You are starting to sound like a lonely azz Niggah with nothing going on except coming on nl and talking shyt about women you never even laid eyes on.

Hey Kandi! we all kidding men.
Don't take me too serious na

BananaBender:
Did 2legit2qwt see this comment?? Why are you letting Ilekeh murder you like this? Say something! Defend yourself.

He knows that I'm telling the truth lol



*Listening to Gold Digger in Truchpusher, Shymmex and 2legit's voice* When broke niggas can't afford to take their chicks out to diner.

Subom1:
Ilekeh what's this I hear you telling peeps I got triplets

Me, Sholly and you na

Subom1:
Hi beautiful . So what's this I hear you cheating on me

How are you? Don't mind Ileke she likes talking out of her azz when she's tired. My heart is well kept for you.

Truckpusher:
Hey Kandi! we all kidding men.
Don't take me too serious na

I see. Ok.

Ilekeh:
He knows that I'm telling the truth lol

*Listening to Gold Digger in Truchpusher, Shymmex and 2legit's voice* When broke niggas can't afford to take their chicks out to diner.

I wanna take Subomi1 to dinner though.

Tell her to holla at me - Westfield, next week Friday.

I should be at the Casino from 7-9 PM.

BananaBender:
Did 2legit2qwt see this comment?? Why are you letting Ilekeh murder you like this? Say something! Defend yourself.

Actually i missed it. It's ok to admit you guys like my sperry shoes, y'all been taking about it since 2012. I heard Ilekeh's bf doesn't even wear shoes, he's Goodluck Jonathan's distant relative