Truckpusher:
Damn!
Subom1 where you attacked by a dog? and if 'yes' who is this dog with zero respect for hos?

Yeah a dog by the name of 50caliber. While doing my house chores he got out of control and ended up destroying my pants. Had to cut his wages in half because of that ish.

Truckpusher:

We call 'em gold diggers
Are you saying they follow the scent of the money?

My friend, you sef dey talk.
You wey dey think yellow crayon na gold.
We don't deal with guys wearing yellow painted metals as chains over here in France.

Ilekeh:


My friend, gbenu soun jor.

Y'all the same tho and you know that. It's genetic

SirShymex:


Lmao @ sholly.

Sholly and her handbag, abil, used to hustle on NL back in the day.

Naij chics are the same everywhere - just throw them some cash and they'll follow you.

I just show 'em some fancy things.

LoL @ hustle! What do u mean by handbag?

Mehn, the hustle is real.

Shy, I hope u are not crazy enough to believe we were serious?

Subom1:
Yeah a dog by the name of 50caliber. While doing my house chores he got out of control and ended up destroying my pants. Had to cut his wages in half because of that ish.

Oh, no. *dies*

You guys should have pity on my stomach, I am dying here

2legit2qwt:


@ Subom1,

Hey hey look at you. Where have you been all the time?

Heya , I've been a Lil busy with work and all but pop in here and there. Hope you are good?

Subom1:
Yeah a dog by the name of 50caliber. While doing my house chores he got out of control and ended up destroying my pants. Had to cut his wages in half because of that ish.

I thought as much ,that dog bites on everything ,even stones.
You know the chicks they refer to as stones?

Truckpusher:
You're damn right bro.
Now that christmas is around the corner you can catch them like flies

Notice how nice they get lately

2legit2qwt:


Y'all the same tho and you know that. It's genetic

No it's not.
Don't do follow follow.
Taking a girl to McDonalds does not make her a gold digga

Ilekeh:

lmao

Ijebu guys are too stubborn, prideful and stingy nau.

Nah, all those are misconceptions.

It depends on the individual, to be honest.

Personally, I've never been stingy nor prideful. I give more than I take, and everyone knows me for that. I might be assertive/supremely-confident, but I don't do pride, if you know me. I'm the type of guy that'll probably be around bums, smoking and chatting to them.

But I'm stubborn though. And I'll never change that - it made me who I'm.

Ilekeh:

My friend, you sef dey talk.
You wey dey think yellow crayon na gold.
We don't deal with guys wearing yellow painted metals as chains over here in France.

Here in South France we don't deal with hungry hos

Apart from your twerking skill,what else can you offer?

2legit2qwt:


Notice how nice they get lately

Too nice for comfort I tell ya

2legit2qwt:


No kidding, whether born and raised in Nigeria or London or even France

They' re all the same, naija chics

The fact that a kitten was born in the oven doesn't make it biscuit.

That's the story of naij chics...most of them are always hungry and needy.

And they like the comfort they can't afford.

Subom1:
Yeah a dog by the name of 50caliber. While doing my house chores he got out of control and ended up destroying my pants. Had to cut his wages in half because of that ish.

%0 calibre has been all emotional about Mr Nigeria Mr NL. I almost got him confused for a girl

I've been good too, same, work and life. How're the kids?

SirShymex:


Nah, all those are misconceptions.

It depends on the individual, to be honest.

Personally, I've never been stingy nor prideful. I give more than I take, and everyone knows me for that. I might be assertive/supremely-confident, but I don't do pride, if you know me. I'm the type of guy that'll probably be around bums, smoking and chatting to them.

But I'm stubborn though. And I'll never change that - it made me who I'm.

Why? Because you're so nice or because you're a fellow bum?

Lol no misconception.

Me, a few Nigerians and this Ijebu guy went out to eat. So it came to sharing the bill, come see how my Ijebu friend's eyes light up like engine light. I swear, you would have thought you asked the nigga to cut off his penis.

I swore from that day, I'll never mention currency around him again. I almost killed a ngga.

Truckpusher:
I thought as much ,that dog bites on everything ,even stones.
You know the chicks they refer to as stones?

2legit2qwt:


%0 calibre has been all emotional about Mr Nigeria Mr NL. I almost got him confused for a girl

I've been good too, same, work and life. How're the kids?

Hehe
People are throwing stones - I no dey house o

Ilekeh:


No it's not.
Don't do follow follow.
Taking a girl to McDonalds does not make her a gold digga

I only take them to taco bueno

Truckpusher:

We call 'em gold diggers
Are you saying they follow the scent of the money?

Just show naij chics the money, and they'll follow you!

Er, you meet a naij chic for the first time, and the first question she's going to ask you is: "do you drive and what car?" Like WTF?

Ilekeh:


No it's not.
Don't do follow follow.
Taking a girl to McDonalds does not make her a gold digga

Bwahahahahahaha, you are evil!

I am somersaulting, rolling on the flow..... You guys are killing me, this is too darn funny

Ilekeh:

My friend, you sef dey talk.
You wey dey think yellow crayon na gold. We don't deal with guys wearing yellow painted metals as chains over here in France.

You need to stop, I don't want them to carry me away on a stretcher. You are cracking me d hell up

Truckpusher:
Hehe
People are throwing stones - I no dey house o

I'm in France so i'm safe

Ilekeh:

Why? Because you're so nice or because you're a fellow bum?

Lol no misconception.

Me, a few Nigerians and this Ijebu guy went out to eat. So it came to sharing the bill, come see how my Ijebu friend's eyes light up like engine light. I swear, you would have thought you asked the nigga to cut off his penis.

I swore from that day, I'll never mention currency around him again. I almost killed a ngga.

Lol, nah, I just don't discriminate.

I treat everyone with respect.

That's just one Ijebu guy.

Oh, I was checking some Ekiti chic last year with huge bum and ti.ts (told you init?) but her ar.se was somewhat hairy. So, can I judge all Ekiti chics based on that?

2legit2qwt:


%0 calibre has been all emotional about Mr Nigeria Mr NL. I almost got him confused for a girl

I've been good too, same, work and life. How're the kids?

Mr NO now that's a low blow even for him What kids

Truckpusher:
Here in South France we don't deal with hungry hos

Apart from your twerking skill,what else can you offer?

Okay, some girls actually make money and own your balls.

You don't need to know what I can offer because you'll never find out. But I can tell you that if you should ever have the opportunity, that's the day you'll find out how heavy gold really weighs

BananaBender:


LoL @ hustle! What do u mean by handbag?

Mehn, the hustle is real.

Shy, I hope u are not crazy enough to believe we were serious?

I dunno what to believe on this forum, man.

Too many fake fvcks and weirdos...I just look out for folks attacking me with multiple handles, just to know who to reply and who to ignore.

SirShymex:


Lol, nah, I just don't discriminate.

I treat everyone with respect.

That's just one Ijebu guy.

Oh, I was checking some Ekiti chic last year with huge bum and ti.ts (told you init?) but her ar.se was somewhat hairy. So, can I judge all Ekiti chics based on that?

Liar.

But if what you say is true, I'm sure you still smashed it with your eyes wide open

SirShymex:


Just show naij chics the money, and they'll follow you!

Er, you meet a naij chic for the first time, and the first question she's going to ask you is: "do you drive and what car?" Like WTF?

That's the irritating part and if you don't take your time they'll make you their driver.
After that day she'll call all her friends to visit just one man - At that point I simply put a call across to ma hommies and we are good to go

Naija chic can reject their boyfriend immediately because of money ,and the stories you get to hear from them goes like this; I have done everything to this guy, but he won't just let me be and have peace and they usually complete this sentence by telling you how much they love you, wtf .....honey! we just met

SirShymex:


Just show naij chics the money, and they'll follow you!

Er, you meet a naij chic for the first time, and the first question she's going to ask you is: "do you drive and what car?" Like WTF?

what kind of chic's do you guys hang out with. Remember you are who you attract. Stop hanging with broke basic b1tches

Subom1:
Mr NO now that's a low blow even for him What kids

i thought i heard somewhere you had triplets. 50 is my man, i'll be in Paris before he gets here

Ilekeh:


Liar.

But if what you say is true, I'm sure you still smashed it with your eyes wide open

Nah, I don't know if I smashed or not. I don't kiss and tell.

But I told her...she's a nice girl though.

BananaBender:


Bwahahahahahaha, you are evil!

I am somersaulting, rolling on the flow..... You guys are killing me, this is too darn funny


You need to stop, I don't want them to carry me away on a stretcher. You are cracking me d hell up

Don't mind 2Legit. Dude has been wearing the same WalMart shoes for the last 2 years and he's following fellow broke guys to yab Nigerian girls.

Mtchewww some guys can make girls commit homicide.

Ilekeh:


Okay, some girls actually make money and own your balls.

You don't need to know what I can offer because you'll never find out. But I can tell you that if you should ever have the opportunity, that's the day you'll find out how heavy gold really weighs

That's the impression ya'll try to create initially but you're as broke as hell

I ain't coming anywhere close to you, I'm done paying bills all for the wrong reasons