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the female sex is just strange and mystifying. the things they do. . . i've decided to compile some of the more dumb things they do. enjoy. . .
1) crushing after celebrities: it's actually wierd. they see male stars that they can probably never meet and immediately fall in luv deeply. then they start saying some really funny things like: i luv him so much! i'm gonna die if he doesn't notice me! he's the centre of my universe! and whenever they see the celebrity around, they scamper around just to touch his clothes, they embarass themselves, they start screaming . . . i luv you! i luv you so much! and if anybody says something about him that they don't like, they pounce like a hungry lion and protect him fiercely! wtf?!
2) chase after the guy that is guaranteed to make them suffer: this is second on the list. girls often seem attracted to bad guys because they are somewhat sexy. they often make sure to go for guys who are taller and stronger by far, and who have hot tempers. not suprisingly, they get used, they cry, and toilet paper salesmen get raises. they stick to this dudes, insisting that they will change when in fact, the dudes are insisting that they DON'T want to change. they claim the love is mutual when infact, the guy openly brags to his friends that he will soon DUMP her. they claim they are suffering, but they defend their boyfriends like microsoft firewalls. when they eventually learn their lesson and leave the guy, the following week, they are with an even bigger, stronger and rage fuelled dude! wtf?!

Lol

My brother your point please

Cholls:
My brother your point please

The next time you see a girl do something that doesn't make sense to you, remember my list and calm down.

Teempakguy:
The next time you see a girl do something that doesn't make sense to you, remember my list and calm down.

my brother what can I say? U are on your own o. Since 1656AD

Cholls:
my brother what can I say? U are on your own o. Since 1656AD

U don deny am?

Jealous

Hustle hard and be a star

nna girls can be funny. u no watch patoranking girlie o video? dat mofo dey slap dat cute chick around yet she still dey go back to d fool.

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acenazt:
nna girls can be funny. u no watch patoranking girlie o video? dat mofo dey slap dat cute chick around yet she still dey go back to d fool.

i'm telling you!

lol

Please No cute girl should look at my Dp.

It's going to cost you. Your relationship

Funny.

ddeston:
Please No cute girl should look at my Dp.

It's going to cost you. Your relationship

For your mind

Op why do I feel like someone from the Tag and Ask thread inspired this..

Divineluv14:
For your mind

Haba naw, give the dude at least one like so he'll feel good. Make sombori smile today

xcapizt:
Op why do I feel like someone from the Tag and Ask thread inspired this..

pls, who is that? ah! mrsbree** oh, right. no, it wasn't her, i just watched this korean movie titled "you are beautiful."

xcapizt:
Op why do I feel like someone from the Tag and Ask thread inspired this..

pls, who is that? ah! mrsbre*zy oh, right. no, it wasn't her, i just watched this korean movie titled "you are beautiful."

pls, don't mention her, i've enough female trouble this week.