How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? - Nairaland General (2)

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Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by lilmax(m): 11:59am On Dec 05, 2014

As the spirit leads

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by mdee1(m): 12:15pm On Dec 05, 2014

dechandel:
See them

profjustine458:
Don't mind them!

Wetin dey do them?
Back to topic, me I just think of something sad, bad, annoying, disgusting or exams and how unprepared I am cheesy

#MyStyle

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Baddestguyp(m): 12:43pm On Dec 05, 2014

fr3do:
Count 1-50 backwards
do arithmetic in your head.

it works like magic, I keep adding numbers in my mind till it goes down

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Baddestguyp(m): 12:46pm On Dec 05, 2014

NnamdiN:
Go for check up. It's abnormal to get a hard--on by just looking at a random chick(irrespective of how endowed she is)

it is not abnormal. the worst is when you get an èrection for no reason at all

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Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Divineluv14(f): 12:50pm On Dec 05, 2014

Arsenate:
just think of something disgusting; something you really hate. me, personally, I think of Chelsea and José Mourinho.

Funny

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by chimerase2: 12:53pm On Dec 05, 2014

I hang amu with ma belt sharp sharp angry

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by fejikudz(m): 12:56pm On Dec 05, 2014

Arsenate:
just think of something disgusting; something you really hate. me, personally, I think of Chelsea and José Mourinho.

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Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by dechandel(f): 1:07pm On Dec 05, 2014

profjustine458:
Don't mind them!

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by rattlesnake(m): 1:50pm On Dec 05, 2014

I use to hook it up near my belt

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Prodeegee(m): 1:51pm On Dec 05, 2014

Its a mind thing

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by iheanyi40(m): 1:51pm On Dec 05, 2014

i simply talk to it to go down, "i'll b lyk oga abeg go down chill 4 nyt i go make sure say u chop" and d diick will simply go down

Ya'all shud try it,works

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Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by GoodBoi1(m): 1:51pm On Dec 05, 2014

Just relax and recite Psalm 23 with concentration.

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Tallesty1(m): 1:51pm On Dec 05, 2014

Nope and it will never happen............

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by spade: 1:52pm On Dec 05, 2014

I fill my thoughts with very violent and sickening things - like an 8 month old amputee baby getting tortured with a soldering iron right in the eye.
Trust me, it works! cool

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by paleo(m): 1:52pm On Dec 05, 2014

no. I hope I don't get embarrassed some days soon.

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Meti99(m): 1:53pm On Dec 05, 2014

eph12:
By drinking anointing oil

Oloshi

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:53pm On Dec 05, 2014

Arsenate:
just think of something disgusting; something you really hate. me, personally, I think of Chelsea and José Mourinho.

Lmao.

You think of yourself making out with him? grin

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Nobody: 1:53pm On Dec 05, 2014

here in Saudi Arabia we won't advice you
we cut It off for you undecided

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by kilokeys(m): 1:54pm On Dec 05, 2014

dechandel:
See them

mind ya bizness o .. u know how many u have caused?

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Ishilove: 1:55pm On Dec 05, 2014

Tallesty1:
Nope and it will never happen............

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by kilokeys(m): 1:55pm On Dec 05, 2014*

ehen my fellow agile brethren..

get a one hand bag... place across .. u r free.

or asphyxiate the boner... u know how to na..

close ur eyes and say, Hell is real" ten times

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Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by franklinto: 1:55pm On Dec 05, 2014

Luedave:
SERVICE IT BEFORE GOING OUT. Daz all

.

Na wa for you o!.

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by spacyzuma(m): 1:58pm On Dec 05, 2014

When that happens, I think of something really disgusting.
Like vomit, or corpes, or annoyingly disgusting movies.

If that doesn't help (eg...when the lady is in close proximity), then I imagine something disgusting about her.

Like: "After all this perfume and bobi and ikebe, she will still leak blood for a few days."
It almost always works.

*shrugs*

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by sirjohnson(m): 1:59pm On Dec 05, 2014

Arsenate:
just think of something disgusting; something you really hate. me, personally, I think of Chelsea and José Mourinho.

So you hate the best coach and the best team in the world?

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Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by espn(m): 2:00pm On Dec 05, 2014

Bring it out

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by phazotron(m): 2:00pm On Dec 05, 2014

esanju:
i wil simply put my hand in my pocket n use my hand to pet it.. lobatan

na the best strategy be that

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by naijaboiy: 2:00pm On Dec 05, 2014

NnamdiN:
Go for check up. It's abnormal to get a hard--on by just looking at a random chick(irrespective of how endowed she is)

says who

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by espn(m): 2:00pm On Dec 05, 2014

sirjohnson:
So you hate the best coach and the best team in the world?

no mind d ode boy!

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Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Aringarosa(m): 2:01pm On Dec 05, 2014

Guy, your Testosterone is beyond the normal level, reason you "junbull" rises at the mere sight of an ikebe.

Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by wolexy2(m): 2:02pm On Dec 05, 2014

Hmmmmmmmmmm

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