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Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by LORDI(m): 3:13pm On Dec 05, 2014
constance500:
I Hang it up with my belt or hands in my pocket grin
bad guy,..what if you tuck in your shirt,.that means you don finish me that,..coz everybody will notice the buldge.
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Ayodaily: 3:14pm On Dec 05, 2014
First u cast ur mind and hold ur breath for one min
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by SeverusSnape(m): 3:42pm On Dec 05, 2014
DonaldGenes:


Damn! I like this guy
I like you too Mr. Donald
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Youngzedd(m): 4:10pm On Dec 05, 2014
AdeniyiA:
Such guys are the ones Jesus was referring to in....
...Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his HEART."
The heart must be guarded jealously ...
Proverbs 4:23 Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.


This is the reason one man was sentenced to death somewhere on earth.


Were they wearing all the rubbish women are wearing this days.

So you aren't guilty for your mind abi


Swear in the public that you haven't .............


The only way out is to enter cave till thy kingdom come.

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Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Nobody: 4:24pm On Dec 05, 2014
Amastermovic:
Guys, have you ever being embarrassed by your manliness in a public place?

For instance you are walking on a road or within a school campus, then u see this sexy babe with overload ukwu like what Flavour called 'Ukwu Sarasa', or you see a girl with a big bosom that is not well covered,and then immediately your stubborn dick rises, but unfortunately for you, people notice the rising of your manliness. How do you feel?

Or how do you make your manliness to go down so that people won't notice?

For the girls, when ever you see a guy's anaconda rising when walking on the road what comes into your mind?

Please friends, search through your experiences and let me know how you control it, so that people will not notice your turgid jabulani whilst walking on the road.
Walk up to the babe and show her what she has caused. She must take responsibility and provide a pacification.
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by holatoj(m): 4:27pm On Dec 05, 2014
churchboy004:
U can see. But dnt convert d seeing to looking. As for me I will just pretend and put one of my hands in my pocket. #datsmyownstyle#


ur story go change d day u wear pencil jean or pencil pants and d third legs rises to attention....grin
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by holatoj(m): 4:28pm On Dec 05, 2014
Amastermovic:


Lol secondary school package..whn we still dey womanize thn

very appy i finally made front page,shout 2 u all.

How much Oga seun give u nw ??
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by astronautog(m): 4:29pm On Dec 05, 2014
If u are responsible you simply take your eyes off.
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by DaBullIT(m): 4:31pm On Dec 05, 2014
Amastermovic:
Guys, have you ever being embarrassed by your manliness in a public place?

For instance you are walking on a road or within a school campus, then u see this sexy babe with overload ukwu like what Flavour called 'Ukwu Sarasa', or you see a girl with a big bosom that is not well covered,and then immediately your stubborn dick rises, but unfortunately for you, people notice the rising of your manliness. How do you feel?

Or how do you make your manliness to go down so that people won't notice?

For the girls, when ever you see a guy's anaconda rising when walking on the road what comes into your mind?

Please friends, search through your experiences and let me know how you control it, so that people will not notice your turgid jabulani whilst walking on the road.

I know how to prevent , and I think having an erecktion in the first place is your fault. You want to ask how abi ?

The best answer for this question can be obtained because we have good estimates for the three main variables that enter into it: how many neurons (brain cells) we have, how fast a neuron can fire, and how many cells it connects to. A human being has about 100 billion brain cells. Although different neurons fire at different speeds, as a rough estimate it is reasonable to estimate that a neuron can fire about once every 5 milliseconds, or about 200 times a second

Which means your eye sees and your brain received , within 5 milliseconds , your brain says kai this babe set make I knack am , how he go be !

Instantly John Thomas responds.

Do not have a sexual thought if you see a woman


Cure. Think of the most disappointing or saddest moment in your life. 5 milliseconds John Thomas is sleeping again grin

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Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by DaBullIT(m): 4:34pm On Dec 05, 2014
Fit2Rule:

Walk up to the babe and show her what she has caused. She must take responsibility and provide a pacification.

Must abi should ?
Statutory Rape or any kind of rape = death by hanging grin
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by SeverusSnape(m): 4:46pm On Dec 05, 2014
DaBullIT:


I know how to prevent , and I think having an erecktion in the first place is your fault. You want to ask how abi ?

The best answer for this question can be obtained because we have good estimates for the three main variables that enter into it: how many neurons (brain cells) we have, how fast a neuron can fire, and how many cells it connects to. A human being has about 100 billion brain cells. Although different neurons fire at different speeds, as a rough estimate it is reasonable to estimate that a neuron can fire about once every 5 milliseconds, or about 200 times a second

Which means your eye sees and your brain received , within 5 milliseconds , your brain says kai this babe set make I knack am , how he go be !

Instantly John Thomas responds.

Do not have a sexual thought if you see a woman


Cure. Think of the most disappointing or saddest moment in your life. 5 milliseconds John Thomas is sleeping again grin
Bros Bros... I hail your expertise.

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Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by AnonymustME(m): 4:54pm On Dec 05, 2014
ejlee:
As for when my booolala stand up in public I just bend down n pretend as if am tying my shoes cool

what if your shoes have no lace?

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Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by AnonymustME(m): 4:58pm On Dec 05, 2014
I don't get an erection by looking at a big butt or boobs
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Mimipauls1(f): 6:25pm On Dec 05, 2014
Uuum...would have given my wonderful advice, but the post specifically requested advice from guys and since am not a guy, what more can I say, if not...There is God oo?!!!
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by kpolli(m): 7:23pm On Dec 05, 2014
Put your phone in your pocket, and then put your hands in there too
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by NnamdiN: 7:24pm On Dec 05, 2014
naijaboiy:

says who
it can't happen to me and some other normal people grin cheesy


Baddestguyp:
it is not abnormal. the worst is when you get an èrection for no reason at all
for no reason? In public?

Can happen when I'm alone and never when I'm in a public place(except I'm with a boo and there's some level of touchinson n kissingson)

I guess it boils down to how often one gets laid wink
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Nobody: 7:30pm On Dec 05, 2014
I will start thinking of the horror movies i watched

cheesy cheesy
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Spidermon: 7:51pm On Dec 05, 2014
Simple!!! Flex any muscle in your body non stop for 60 seconds. It would alter your cardiovascular dynamics and ease the errection.
Or you imagine something sexuaal but very disgusting like a 90 year old woman's hairy Vaagiina. Your d*ck will fall faster than crude oil price
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by phiszo(m): 7:53pm On Dec 05, 2014
Don't think about any sexy scene/porn or fantasising about a sexy lady you saw.
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by yuncka: 8:18pm On Dec 05, 2014
Karleb:


Pls tell me more about this iron pant of a thing?

Its a pant I wear in my mind to prevent my d*ck from rising anyhow.
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by ejlee(m): 8:55pm On Dec 05, 2014
AnonymustME:

what if your shoes have no lace?

Den I clean the dust from my shoes
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Franchise21(m): 9:10pm On Dec 05, 2014
SeverusSnape:
Simple!...In a public place, you don't have to look continuously at an endowed lady, because the third leg has a mind of it's own, you just can't control it at times; So in this case, when you feel the bulge growing, you quickly take your eyes and mind off all those thought.

LOOK LESS AND LIVE LONG.
Train ur weapon n it won't disgrace u in public
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Franchise21(m): 9:12pm On Dec 05, 2014
kpolli:
Put your phone in your pocket, and then put your hands in there too
Baddo
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Nobody: 10:05pm On Dec 05, 2014
@seun... kids do visit nairaland too oh....

na hand for pocket sure pass oh..
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by DLioness(f): 11:58pm On Dec 05, 2014
Wat u shld do is to quickly pull ur trousers completely & dn fan d dick it wil cool off.
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by AfricanApple(f): 12:35am On Dec 06, 2014
Exjoker:
Only premature guy's dick do rise in public
seriously?
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by MistadeRegal(m): 1:37am On Dec 06, 2014
I haven't experienced it because I don't look at any
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Graviton2(m): 1:59am On Dec 06, 2014
I don't hide it if I am walking and it happens. I am a guy, my...uh...stuff is bound to respond to stimuli, ain't that right?

If it happens when I am sitting down, I simply relax and wait for it to even out.
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Exjoker(m): 6:56am On Dec 06, 2014
AfricanApple:
seriously?
Lol... haven't i said enough? The truth is mature man/guy should have learned to control their sex emotions... Erections is inevitable, but by controlling your urge for sex you can beat that. know that, you can't have S.ex all the time, and with every woman...
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by Exjoker(m): 6:56am On Dec 06, 2014
AfricanApple:
seriously?
Re: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 7:02am On Dec 06, 2014
lonngmann:

you think a tight pant can solve dis issue. Do you knw d pain in trying to restrain little me from rising undecided

But you are just a girl * in Beyonce's voice kiss
wear baggy trousers then, cos it should be better that way. At least ppl will not notice that the snake is out of the gage.

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