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. by LaurelP(op): 9:44pm On Dec 09, 2014*

Re: . by Bleshh: 9:46pm On Dec 09, 2014

Partner? As in business partner shey?

amadioha go strike ur willie wit weak charging naw

MANY ARE MAD.........

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 9:50pm On Dec 09, 2014*

Re: . by vizkiz: 9:53pm On Dec 09, 2014

LaurelP:
I'm traveling home this xmas, after a very looong time away from home in this unfriendly and harsh city called Lagos. Huh, and my major aim is to hook up with a cute lovely delectable damsel. Yes!!!

Pls wish me goodluck oo.

And who has d same plan with me? Cos am tired of dis city girls. At least girls become freer at home dan in d city where all their guards are up.

Wish me luck again! Ahaan.. Tankio

so after furcking and partying with all the Lagos chicks, you wanna go to your village and get a community school damsel shey? grin

Re: . by djwinnie(m): 9:58pm On Dec 09, 2014

village swags grin

Re: . by amunkita(m): 9:58pm On Dec 09, 2014

Nwanne ke ur village mk I com join u wiv d search.
Umu nwanyi 4 my village don turn somfin else now oo.. To d extent d parent wuld ask for a tanker each of DPK nd AGO... After d normal list oo..

Re: . by Bleshh: 9:59pm On Dec 09, 2014

LaurelP:
Will u shut up dat dustbin u call mouth dia
Anu mpama!
Na ppl like u Yoruba dey call "Gbeborun"

Anu mpama? U drink brown-watery shit inplace of Ogí dis morning abi?

issokay!!

continue ur search....she dey Yabaleft dey sing "baby, am missn u ...hurry hurry oo"

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Re: . by ennon92(m): 10:00pm On Dec 09, 2014

LaurelP:
Will u shut up dat dustbin u call mouth dia
Anu mpama!
Na ppl like u Yoruba dey call "Gbeborun"

is dis man crazy? Must u mention "yoruba" there

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 10:04pm On Dec 09, 2014*

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 10:09pm On Dec 09, 2014

djwinnie:
village swags

Ighotago?
Ur head dey am

Re: . by djwinnie(m): 10:11pm On Dec 09, 2014

LaurelP:
Ighotago?
Ur head dey am

all dose fyn ibo galz wif dier chronic igbo accent

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 10:11pm On Dec 09, 2014

amunkita:
Nwanne ke ur village mk I com join u wiv d search.
Umu nwanyi 4 my village don turn somfin else now oo.. To d extent d parent wuld ask for a tanker each of DPK nd AGO... After d normal list oo..

Nnah nawao
No be small tin o

Bt why do I have dis feeling ur from imo state?
No offense

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 10:13pm On Dec 09, 2014

ennon92:
is dis man crazy? Must u mention "yoruba" there

Sorry hausa!

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 10:16pm On Dec 09, 2014

djwinnie:
all dose fyn ibo galz wif dier chronic igbo accent

Gbam!!!

Re: . by Truth24(m): 10:20pm On Dec 09, 2014

Re: . by amunkita(m): 10:26pm On Dec 09, 2014

LaurelP:
Nnah nawao
No be small tin o

Bt why do I have dis feeling ur from imo state?
No offense

Mii too having same feelin of being frm Imo state tongue

Buh send mii invite nah mk I fit follow u flex ur village chicks dis xmas.

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 10:28pm On Dec 09, 2014

amunkita:
Mii too having same feelin of being frm Imo state
Buh send mii invite nah mk I fit follow u flex ur village chicks dis xmas.

Jst pm me we'll take it frm dia

Re: . by amunkita(m): 10:37pm On Dec 09, 2014

LaurelP:
Jst pm me we'll take it frm dia

Almost pm(ed) u, na so I see my missin rib u did upload.
Pls. Wat am supposed to go look 4 in ur villa, I ve seen her on ur DP..
Nwanne dat tomato jos buh adaku mu I ve been searchin.

Nwanne watz d nxt button..

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 10:41pm On Dec 09, 2014

amunkita:
Almost pm(ed) u, na so I see my missin rib u did upload.
Pls. Wat am supposed to go look 4 in ur villa, I ve seen her on ur DP..
Nwanne dat tomato jos buh adaku mu I ve been searchin.

Nwanne watz d nxt button..

Calm down..calm down..calm down
Don't even go there, odikwa very risky o, becos she too sexy oo.

Re: . by amunkita(m): 10:47pm On Dec 09, 2014

LaurelP:
Calm down..calm down..calm down
Don't even go there, odikwa very risky o, becos she too sexy oo.

Nwanne u ve started wat killed King Ahab..
U want to eat ur abacha nd ugba nd still ve it.
Tot u goin bak 2 d villa to find nah, hapu dis 1 wiv mii in dis yamayama city nah..

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 10:52pm On Dec 09, 2014*

Re: . by amunkita(m): 11:00pm On Dec 09, 2014

LaurelP:
Don't worry
Dis one no get nyash nah, and I know u luv it
M ga ebunye gi nke nwere nnukwu ike wholesale

Nwanne achorum wholesale, my shop no dey Balogun.
Wivout nyash ka mommi mu nah like, nwanne am a don oo will 1st buy her Mercedez 130 ighotago?

Re: . by Mprex(f): 11:01pm On Dec 09, 2014

Lmao!

this thread certainly cracked me up.

Igbo boys with their sense of humour sha cheesy

Re: . by jsunex(m): 11:03pm On Dec 09, 2014

Me too need a wife oo

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 11:07pm On Dec 09, 2014*

Re: . by amunkita(m): 11:56pm On Dec 09, 2014

LaurelP:
Nnah hapurum nwa ahu oo
She dey reserve, incase my xmas plan no work out. o put all ur egg for one basket o

Nwanne dat gal bu Eshi..
I can pay u oo, nna mu b d owner of river 9ja...

Re: . by pharod(m): 1:25am On Dec 10, 2014

LaurelP:
Nnah hapurum nwa ahu oo
She dey reserve, incase my xmas plan no work out.
No put all ur egg for one basket o

D nwa dikwa sharp ka razor...
D nwa obu 4 sale?? Ego ole?

ok, lemme introduce myself...

I am Pharod...
Believe me wen i tell u dat money no be problem....
my dad bu d owner of di whole Abuja line na Onitsha main market...
Lagos line bu my own...

amunkita:
Nwanne dat gal bu Eshi..
I can pay u oo, nna mu b d owner of river 9ja...

Hapu amunkita si na nna ya bu d owner of river 9ja, ma ya ma nna ya bi na mmiri... ighotago

Enough said... Ego ole di involved??

Re: . by Nobody: 2:28am On Dec 10, 2014

Since its Igbo village rocking now,dechandel make I follow you go your village maybe I will see one of your niece or cousin since u tell me say u don marry cheesy

Re: . by dechandel(f): 4:58am On Dec 10, 2014

Ipledge:
Since its Igbo village rocking now,dechandel make I follow you go your village maybe I will see one of your niece or cousin since u tell me say u don marry

Hehehee
All my cousins are married. Except you will wait for my 10year old baby sis grin

But #Nocando

Re: . by wordbank(m): 6:32am On Dec 10, 2014

Nwanyi Mbaise #MBA5
She sabi how to use her ololo, she sabi how to cook with urughuru azu na utara ji... baby chai u too sabi

Re: . by teasey(f): 6:56am On Dec 10, 2014

do whatever u like, but be careful village girls spread disease like rice and beans. please always carry ur condom

Re: . by wordbank(m): 7:11am On Dec 10, 2014

Bia kam buye gi uche dianyi! I jam one city girl si her age bu 24 but nna size ukwu di nwa kariri size 60!!! Mkpuru iru ya sef makpuru amakpu.
grin

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