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SHUO!!!
Sumtimes i tink am dating MTN.
i go 2 bed wit a txt and wake up
with a txt msg..
Its either they are calling me or
begging me 2 subscribe 2 one tin
or d other.
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1: dear customer are u
HUNGRY??...txt HGY to 35388 4
tips on HUNGER And what to EAT
2: dear customer need
DELIVERANCE??.. ..Text DEL to
35388 4 daily tips on how 2
deliver urself.
3: dear customer facing ancestral
problems??....t ext ANCESTORS to
35354 and recieve daily ancestral
tips.
4: dear customer wanna bathe
but u have no soap??....text SOAP
to 35629 to recieve dialy soaps 2
your phone.
5: dear customer wanna commit
SUICIDE??...tex t SUI to 38777 and
recieve diffrent suicide
techniques.
6: dear customer wanna
STEAL??...txt STE to 45382 and
recieve expert stealing
techniques.
7: dear customer feeling
HEARTBROKEN??.. ..TXT HEART to
38545 and recieve tips on how to
plaster your heart....
8. To find out if ur gal/guy is
CHEATING on you send CHEAT to
38890 it works like magic.
Imagine MTN sending ma
grandmum BEAUTY TIPS...4
what?? HABA!

hm, D mata taya me too o
much more annoying is when ur expecting an alert..lo & behold it's a msg from 5031! ull jst feel like flinging ur phone at d wall

gracile:
hm, D mata taya me too o
much more annoying is when ur expecting an alert..lo & behold it's a msg from 5031! ull jst feel like flinging ur phone at d wall

. Na blank message dem dey send nw