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Cheeck Out This MTN Messages by Dekingmoses(m): 2:36pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
SHUO!!! Sumtimes i tink am dating MTN. i go 2 bed wit a txt and wake up with a txt msg.. Its either they are calling me or begging me 2 subscribe 2 one tin or d other. VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE: 1: dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to 35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT 2: dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.. ..Text DEL to 35388 4 daily tips on how 2 deliver urself. 3: dear customer facing ancestral problems??....t ext ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily ancestral tips. 4: dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialy soaps 2 your phone. 5: dear customer wanna commit SUICIDE??...tex t SUI to 38777 and recieve diffrent suicide techniques. 6: dear customer wanna STEAL??...txt STE to 45382 and recieve expert stealing techniques. 7: dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??.. ..TXT HEART to 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster your heart.... 8. To find out if ur gal/guy is CHEATING on you send CHEAT to 38890 it works like magic. Imagine MTN sending ma grandmum BEAUTY TIPS...4 what?? HABA! |
Re: Cheeck Out This MTN Messages by gracile(f): 2:43pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
hm, D mata taya me too o much more annoying is when ur expecting an alert..lo & behold it's a msg from 5031! ull jst feel like flinging ur phone at d wall |
Re: Cheeck Out This MTN Messages by Dekingmoses(m): 2:47pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
gracile:. Na blank message dem dey send nw |
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