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MrsBreezy:
Why would I write you an essay?

Ipledge:
i don't know

MrsBreezy:
K. Ask your wives. I'm sure they've plenty of free time.

Ipledge:
My wives?i don't have wife's,I only have on gf

MrsBreezy:
Sure. Tis very evident.

Ipledge:
Evident that I have only gf...it's something u know,u just doing this...

MrsBreezy:
Why you sad for? I've done nothing.

Well that's your own. You and your gf.

Ipledge:
Me and my gf? Any other gf?
I know say na Natasha2 cause am

itstpia8:
what gender are you?

Kimmo:
I would.
It would be in the format of an informal cv.
Name, age etc
Educational background would be the guys I've dated and what I've learned from them to make me an excellent candidate for a girlfriend.
Skills would mostly be what I bring to the table in terms of support, emotional/financial, domestic and of course shagging ability.

This is so funny. I almost wish some guy would ask me for it.

itstpia8:
are you in the vetting committee?

if (f) dey your profile then the question is for you.

2buff:
If we men decide to make this into a cultural thing, it will be the expected.
Or how else do you think culture is formed?

Girl: Come and pay my brideprice
Man: Come and write "your essay" (and it will just be a common understanding)

If you pity her, it could be a 1 page essay (like smaller brideprice).
For my own sha, it will be a 5-10 page essay (Ibo equivalent of brideprice)