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dyabman:
After this game week I should be on the first page. . .

dyabman:
^^^are you pen.nis of the midget messi ?

mencade4:
ayam here......

you are asking after the Manager of peeenis of Messi......no midget u dis divenaldo fan.


Are we meeting next on the head to head? If yes.....your own don finish be that!


Hahahahahhaah

lalaboi:
I am Hurt.

With the amounts of points i will end up with. I should not be loosing.

Nice one AZ.. . You don jelo for this one

lalaboi:
I am Hurt.
With the amounts of points i will end up with. I should not be loosing.
Nice one AZ.. . You don jelo for this one

MaziOmenuko:
Mirallas rescued my gameweek; and got injured in the process!

Nihilist:
Tabloid nko?

azpekuliar:
e be like say Disvirginators don run oooo...

chamotex:
He is a bloody coward like his brother Ibime

Nairaland Fantasy Tabloid

Top-10 Review: OsvaldoGang Retains Top Spot

OsvaldoGang retained his top spot at the table after a crazy dealings in the transfer market led to a temporary over-run be[b] Casey safe[/b] FC. However, the manager fought hard to finish stronger, retaining his #1 position. Intelligesia is now a team of the past as he was forced down to 5th position while Greasy Butts took his place in the #2 position. Lalaboi’s Shinigami FC forced their way to the top 10 while dare2blues was bullied out of the illusive cadre. Raumdeuter, Riders of Rohan, Is she gone pop, funshiba and Yemitokansbois completes the top 10.

Nihilist wins manager of the week with His Greasy Butts

The vibrant manager accumulated a whooping 88pts to win the manager of the week award. His team, Greasy Butts deserved the team of the wee award with their fine selection of players and good return on points. With a team such as his, we won’t be surprised if he shoots himself to the top sooner than later.

Disvirginators gone AWOL

The sons of bitches have been left with no manager as they battle for survival. Ritchieboy has abandoned the team after leaving them on auto-pilot for 6 weeks running.
At the start of the season, the tabloid documented the manager’s rants:

ritchboy:
At the start of last season, we did agree the lower placed teams won't participate in this season's FA Cup. Ibime's deleted team finished close to the bottom so denying his team entry IS constitutional, contrary to all the grammar he was blowing up there.

That being said, I'm happy common sense prevailed and he got the codes to make the cup more competitive(though I'll still qualify for the play-offs in December as usual ). Don't want to be competing exclusively with no-hopers like Lalaboi, El Guapo, Duduspace etc.

Oya Mukina2, the champ is here! #fuckwithmeyouknowigotit

Now the supposed ‘no hopers’ are fighting to the end: the champs have abandoned their sinking ship. Such an irony!

Captain Choice
with Chelsea playing the bullish stoke at the Britainia stadium at this time of the year, Arsenal traveling to anfield and Manutd traveling to Villa park, Its not going to be an easy pick this weekend.
The tabloid’s indicators could not pick out any candidate for the captaincy.

By the way...

Ibime’s Ipukulu marines could not consolidate on the first page appearance and got bullied into the second page. When the manager granted us an interview last week, we was full of life and could not contain his joy. However, his joy was short-lived as his 51pts coupled with the point hit could not guarantee him a place in the first page for 2 weeks running.

See you all at the top!

MaziOmenuko post=:
Intelligesia is now a team of the past as he was forced down to 5th position

seyi42k:
Haha, team of the past.......just 25 points off the top after leading for like 10 weeks. Well, my fall coincided with my intensive preparation for ACCA exams which ended last week.

I am surely getting back to my best.

- intelligesia

mukina2:
Austin
Yaya
Pele
Downing

raumdeuter:
I am now praying Costa catches ebola and miss the game on Monday. I have Charlie Austin as Vice captain

6packdude:
How about praying for Costa to score 3 with an assist? Or even 2 with 2 assists?