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Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by DEGREE2466(op): 7:41am On Dec 16, 2014
A P C = Amalgamation of Political
Criminals
P D P=people decieving
people
*IMO = i must obey
*IBADAN =Igbo Boys
Are Dangerous At
Night...
*ABA =Agboro Boys
Association
*LAGOS =Love All Girls
on Sunday
*ABACHA = After
Babangida Another
Criminal
Has Arrived..
*GULDER =Girls under
linguor deserve extra
romance.
*F.A.N.T.A =Foolish
Ashawo Never Takes
Advice.
*W.E.E.K =Woman's
education ends in
kitchen
.
*NIGERIA =Never
Investigate
Great Executive Robbers
In Authority.
*NEPA= Never expect
power always.
*KOBO=Kill obasanjo
before others.
*AIDS=America
invention for
discouraging
sex.
*PHCN=Please hold
candle near
*OYO=On your own
*NYSC=Now your
struggle continue
*Glo=Get lover online
*Mtn=Maintain total
Nonsense
*JONATHAN=Just ON
Ambition To Hurt All
Nigerians..
*OBAMA=Ordinary
Black African Managing
America
*STAR=Stay together
And rejoice
* NOW= Na obasanjo
work
*Whisky=Whatch.
How.I.Slowly.Kill.You
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Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by iamodenigbo1(m): 8:01am On Dec 16, 2014
DEGREE2466:
A P C = Amalgamation of Political
Criminals
P D P=people decieving
people
*IMO = i must obey
*IBADAN =Igbo Boys
Are Dangerous At
Night...
*ABA =Agboro Boys
Association
*LAGOS =Love All Girls
on Sunday
*ABACHA = After
Babangida Another
Criminal
Has Arrived..
*GULDER =Girls under
linguor deserve extra
romance.
*F.A.N.T.A =Foolish
Ashawo Never Takes
Advice.
*W.E.E.K =Woman's
education ends in
kitchen
.
*NIGERIA =Never
Investigate
Great Executive Robbers
In Authority.
*NEPA= Never expect
power always.
*KOBO=Kill obasanjo
before others.
*AIDS=America
invention for
discouraging
sex.
*PHCN=Please hold
candle near
*OYO=On your own
*NYSC=Now your
struggle continue
*Glo=Get lover online
*Mtn=Maintain total
Nonsense
*JONATHAN=Just ON
Ambition To Hurt All
Nigerians..
*OBAMA=Ordinary
Black African Managing
America
*STAR=Stay together
And rejoice
* NOW= Na obasanjo
work
*Whisky=Whatch.
How.I.Slowly.Kill.You
LIKE THIS PAGE AND
ADD YOUR OWN
them never finish
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Joshkid(m): 8:07am On Dec 16, 2014
Lols
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by SirHouloo(m): 8:37am On Dec 16, 2014
Obama.... It keeps me rolling.
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by mastercee(m): 8:56am On Dec 16, 2014
Very dry sad
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Bellasharonne(f): 8:56am On Dec 16, 2014
lol
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by holatin(m):
PEJ - political English journalist
GEJ- greediness embattled Jonathan
TAN- thug association of Nigeria
GMB- good management board
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by intergral(m): 8:57am On Dec 16, 2014
Hehehe
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by paleo(m): 8:57am On Dec 16, 2014
Funny I must confess. Can't stop laughing.

Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Nobody:
na wa o, this new mod seun employed doesnt even know what to put on front page. All through last week, 80 percent na nonsense. This week don start again. Thats why those pages no day pass 1 page after 3 days. siooor

THIS IS THE TYPE OF INFORMATION NEEDED ON FP. ONE OF US LOST HER CAR TO ARMED ROBBERY OPERATION ALMOST 3 DAYS NOW, INSTEAD OF HELPING HER MOVE THIS TO FRONT PAGE, YOU ARE BUSY SHARING TONTO DIKE PANTS IN THE BATHROOM. WHO THE FVCKING MOD THAT SUPPOSE MOVE THIS FVCKING THREAD TO FRONT PAGE. JUST FVCKING DO THAT NOW. ASSUMING IT HAS BEEN DONE IMMEDIATELY, MAY BE THE OWNER OF THAT CAR MIGHT BE FVCKING SMILING NOW. IMMEDIATELY SOMEONE SHARED IT WITH ME NOW, I DONT HAVE ANY FVCKING OPTION THAN TO DO THIS.
https://www.nairaland.com/2043889/ah-car
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by ipledge01: 8:57am On Dec 16, 2014
Choi make I think one too
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by deebee13(f): 8:58am On Dec 16, 2014
Silly
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Raymondfayowole(m): 8:58am On Dec 16, 2014
Ok naw
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Nobody: 8:58am On Dec 16, 2014
Damn this so funny

Especially NOW
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by yim(f): 8:58am On Dec 16, 2014
OBAMA is hilarious cheesy
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by fflamingo(m): 8:58am On Dec 16, 2014
Tfu thunder fire you
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by fflamingo(m): 8:59am On Dec 16, 2014
Redoil:
J
for jug
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by hayoakins(m): 8:59am On Dec 16, 2014
*PHCN=Please hold candle near

*JONATHAN=Just ON Ambition To Hurt All Nigerians..
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Sierraloaded:
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Ahmed4002(m): 8:59am On Dec 16, 2014
Every new day is new chapter of life
bringing new topics new moments for life.
I wish today all good moments
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by obainojazz(m): 9:00am On Dec 16, 2014
INCTM- I never chop this morning
Wcm-wetin concern me
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by ogaofficer(m): 9:00am On Dec 16, 2014
. For sale
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by devigblegble: 9:00am On Dec 16, 2014
Barack Obama ( black African raised American completely Kenyan ) original black African managing America
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by ifeelgood: 9:00am On Dec 16, 2014
And NL?
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by liveyourlife: 9:01am On Dec 16, 2014
From the computer to the iPad, technology is revolutionizing how we work, play, socialize, and learn (sometimes all at once). In celebration of Computer Science Education Week, here are my tots on the matter.


https://www.nairaland.com/2039862/6-technologies-changed-education-forever
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