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JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 4:03pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
Welcome my esteemed Niralanders, its time to regain the glory of the jokes section. Previously, one comes into dis section to have a good tym, elate his mood, and stay alive but now someone can actually feel depressed looking through this section WHY? Politics and group this group that. You all are great guys(To my comedians in d house) and I emplore u to support this context by first indicating your interest. You are required to relax and create a fresh jokes for pple to appreciate. Now even if u have to copy n paste jokes, modify it for the fun of ppls view. Note: You will be required to drop ur joke AIM: to create a hilarious event on nairaland supporting our very own products of Jokes section Comedy. METHOD OF MERIT: This is where viewer play a part at the start of the contest, when d jokes starts droping in, you indicate ur judgement by LIKE on any joke that pulled ur string at d end of the show the cumulative of likes for the various individuals will be collected and published. TIME FOR COMPETITION: ANYTIME. REWARD: You stand a chance to be the true lord of comedy joke section n u have ur respect without odds. We will gladly appreciate the cooperation of the MOD toward realizing the success of this event. Thanks in anticipation to a successful event 3 Likes |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by AnnbabyHot(f): 4:06pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
Could this be true?? 3 Likes |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 4:08pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
AnnbabyHot: Could this be true?? Na Lie! Another noise jor.. 1 Like |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 4:09pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
AnnbabyHot: Could this be true??Yes dear let's make this work, let's make ppl happy |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 4:13pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
dvdon: But who are u |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 4:17pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:Dvdon d Op and a contestant |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 4:43pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
dvdon: Park well jor.... 2 Likes |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by sutoboy(m): 6:15pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
dvdon: you mean davido is a contestant also? 1 Like |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 6:35pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
sutoboy:lolz yes let's say also featuring Davido wizkid sutoboy and Timaya |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 8:32pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
You know Y I love this section D real jokers that make things happen are yet 2 show up which when they do I will identify them as for those asking who am I? I am sowi they r new 2 me but they ve to prove there long term existence and experience. Its a hard contest so if I don't see any volunteer I won't be supprise we ve lost a lot of talents in d house but from my observation we ve good talents I just don't want 2 mention names 3 Likes |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by AnnbabyHot(f): 4:54pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
dvdon: This is wonderful |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by larride(m): 10:55pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
General Marshall Larride is in the building. |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 4:44pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
General El Guapo [CEO Guapo's Maybach Joke Label] Is in the Building |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by dani1luv: 5:01pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
dvdon: Welcome my esteemed Niralanders, its time to regain the glory of the jokes section. Previously, one comes into dis section to have a good tym, elate his mood, and stay alive but now someone can actually feel depressed looking through this section WHY? Politics and group this group that. You all are great guys(To my comedians in d house) and I emplore u to support this context by first indicating your interest. You are required to relax and create a fresh jokes for pple to appreciate. Now even if u have to copy n paste jokes, modify it for the fun of ppls view. You have my support |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by jackpot(f): 5:05pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
dvdon:who be this DISLOCATED PRICK? |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by larride(m): 6:09pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
General Marshall Larride passing by |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by lordmassac(m): 7:15pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
I dim show o |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by ekeroyal(m): 8:36pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
I don't understand what's going on here. DVD ON or OFF what's this? 2 Likes |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 1:48am On Oct 05, 2012 |
Let me drop mine to motivate u all. Two brothers where secretly cooking beans in their room in skul because they didn't want other mates to knw about it. But there is this close neighbour and friend dat always come visiting at the right time (when food is ready) with a spoon in his pocket. As usual, the friend comes knocking but the brodas were smart to move the cooking to the toilet; They decided to play card game together. while they played the game,the question now comes. How will they check the beans?? So codedly one of the broda said to the other "O boi see as u dey go market like beans wey one burn.... The broda replyed "u see as you dey pick 2 like beans wey don cook... But immediately their friend responded "see as una two dey play card like pple wey wan hide chop beans for my back.. No be small thing; na so game take end Carry on bros dem Tuwalee. 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 1:55am On Oct 05, 2012 |
dani1luv:Thank you bro. I knw wif u n other gud guys this is going to work |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by larride(m): 8:43am On Oct 05, 2012 |
General Marshall Larride reporting for duty. Laff away with me. A primary school teacher was teaching her pupils Christian Religion Knowledge, after few minutes of teaching, the teacher asked, what is the materials God us to create human being, immediately many hands were up, the teacher call on one of the boys, the boy said, breath of God the whole class laughed, but the teacher then go further by explaining to the boy that before the breath, what was the material God used to mould us and a little girl quickly said clay, everybody clapped, the teacher said good answer please clap for her again, after few seconds of clapping one of the boys screamed and said, stop, stop, please teacher don't teach us non-sense, are you saying that clay was the only materials used, that is totally wrong God also use charcoal and a very good example is you I hardly see someone as black as you are. The teacher fainted thrice and had a miscarriage 8 Likes |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by realsammie(m): 8:49am On Oct 05, 2012 |
dani1luv:and why do you have to hide my post. what have i said that warrant that. He be like say your hand they scratch you. 1 Like |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 9:15am On Oct 05, 2012 |
When a rat sees a cat and dances Azonto check very well there is a hole closeby Monkey say him name na micheal na him enemys start 2 to the call Monkey say one dey God go vindicate am. When goat born pikin na so d pikin go dey jump up and down e no dey reason y him mama no dey follow am jump? Simple the mama knw say life is short and at any moment she fit end up for plate (ishiewu) Pikin wey they remember go piss when things the matter between him papa and mama for their one room apartment, the easily turn inspiration to him papa to expand him house. A word is enough for the wise 2 Likes |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by alajor(m): 10:15am On Oct 05, 2012 |
dvdon: Let me drop mine to motivate u all.Ol'boy I laugh well well for this ur yoke. Nyc one 1 Like |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Nobody: 10:40am On Oct 05, 2012 |
alajor:thank u broda all u need 2 do nw is to click LIKE on the joke. |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by ekeroyal(m): 11:34am On Oct 05, 2012 |
Let me do this one A mathematics teacher enters the class and writes the following on the board "two men did a job in 3 days, how many days would the same job take 6 men of the same strength?" A student quickly raised his hand and responds "sir, if 2 men can do the job in 3 days then no need of using 6 men. It is better they go and look for job somewhere else. Because if they all do the job the money will not be enough for them" 5 Likes |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by bunmioguns(m): 12:54pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
*Peeps into the thread and goes back again* 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Valiantvaliant(m): 3:42pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
^^^ presido where you dey go? Come defend ya title. . . . A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA. It had been sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read: Dearest brothers and sisters, I am sending you our mother's remains for burial there in Lagos. Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high. You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and 12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it among yourselves. On Mama's feet is a brand- new pair of Reeboks (size for Junior. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons. Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for Omo, the other for Roy and the rest are for my nephews. Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bra ( your favourite), just divide it among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins. Mama is also wearing eight Docker pants - Ikeje, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get it. Auntie Ronke, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, ring and necklace - just please get them. Also, the six pairs of Channel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there. I hope they like the colour. Your loving sister, Bukky P.S. Please take care of finding a dress for Mama for her burial. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by sutoboy(m): 4:29pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
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