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Mine was I. C. T nd OBj

I was nicknamed obogobogs cos of my day wear was too big for mea

December Head

bottomless

gorilla

beast

[size=18pt]There was a guy we normally call DESERT WARRIOR & Emperor Vulga[/size]
because of the nature of his air.

There's another one called ORI EYIN (Egg Head)

Another one, anjonu iberu (fearful monster).
I was being called 'FALETI', culled from my first name Adebayo.

Headmaster, budeza, Opiosko, Osmosis, Oh, Mojo, Otagama. Choi! Dos days sha..

Nelrulez:
Valentine, I was given this just because I gave a classmate a valentine gift and was embarrassed publicly by the girl. Funniest part was that she didn't return my gift. 20naira 4show. I was nicknamed this just because I had a #20 bet with a friend that I could walk down to the girls dormitory naked which I did. I was nicknamed reptile by the girls, it was just of recent I got to know the reason. I went for a mate's wedding and ran into a secondary school mate who called me reptile. I was forced to ask why I was given that name and she responded. Don't you know you have a long neck? I nearly dropped dead. #Secondaryschoolshit

Mehn, I can't stop laffin.

In ma boarding skul,I ws called b.i(lyk bouncing wen dey call mi dat),bt sm idiots in ma dorm do call me obiloaf cos of one smallish guy dey used 2 call obynce(cos he loved beans,n he s ma namesake,obinna)

u will names like
Snatcho
Eran orowunmi
blacky
Katongo
Oku igbe
Sebila instead of sevilla
Etc

Ori Leru (head na load)

Iron body

Obuko Awolowo (Awolowo's He-goat)

Odie (named after a popular Ashawo qutz)

Legbami

Sigidi

Alujannu

Kowope Alajo somolu

Agbalowomeri Baale jontolo

Jediika

Elebimoyo (Head of the family is drunk)

Orilawo

Jebute

I was simply called "Scientist". A name I earned from my physics and chemistry teacher. Unknown to me, the girls had a nick name for me. They called me "purnisher". I no dey take am easy with toto.

am called 4kizo till date

mine was baba-yoko

&

last kobo

tribal mark
ukubu
donut ur Ear b like plate
igbe..

Lagos boy

somegodie, I dey fight lyk mad then.

clitlicker:
If you were a day student pls this thread is not for you cause your sec school experience is in complete. First and foremost ill like to say a shout out to all the ex-shool house boys. Please feel free to add yours.

Nicknames:

Baby cockroach

Omugzy (from omugo)

Half loaf


Bush baby

H.i.v

O.b.j

Billy goat (bilesanmi)

Pot

gwuay-gwuay & kaftan

Mine was perpendicular

Mental chick a.k.a o baby in dey house
akatok
planka
bulldog
bomboclak
herbalist
ghetto
too many can't even remember some.

babyfun:
Ori (head) .....for extra large heads

so you gat a big head? i see

Niyi ogoroyo( dude has a horrible head) , toba lukuluku( if u call him dat name and he hears you. You are in big trouble. , Tosin emo oyinbo( the guy is like white albino rat), opelenge,skeleton. Femi obenbe( the guy is fat). Chaiiiii. Long live Obokun Hugh school, ilesa

.. Mehn lemme als0 j0in the m0vinq train...
We had names lyk
yungfish
camel(g0tten frm hiz name ameh)
bb(bushbaby)
bulld0g
uncle principal
grandpa
warri0r
cl0seup(her l0ngteeth na die
ynashness

there was a guy we called EBELE then simply because he had no shoes. Yrs later, he became a leader.

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back then there use to call me alot of names, but the most one was sambo

Gberunpe,she carries her hair for a very long time

I was called "absolute"...cos I was adicted to using absolute in my sentences...
A girl in my class was "apoti oko" (pen*is safe")
One guy was called aake(axe) cos his name was akeem and he had an east-west elongated head...
Oju eja...she always slept in class..
Akuji...cos he suffocated in class twice..
Malla...we wondered if that guy was a bastard then cos he looked very much like a hausa...
Ehn...she no dey ear words once...anytin u tell herm,na ehn she go answer

MrRhymes101:
They called me Baron De Mostesquieu (if u did government in school u will understand y) cos my real name is Monday

Seperation of power

the was this guy we called ebele because he had no shoes.

there were many funny nicknames we do call ourselves in sec skul.....lyk..

epon agbo(ram's penis)
epo akara
eyin iku(teeth of death)
smd(short man devil)
lamurin
tilapia..

..and so on

Funny thread, glad I went to a day school anytime anyday

clitlicker:
If you were a day student pls this thread is not for you cause your sec school experience is in complete. First and foremost ill like to say a shout out to all the ex-shool house boys. Please feel free to add yours.

Nicknames:

Baby cockroach

Omugzy (from omugo)

Half loaf


Bush baby

H.i.v

O.b.j

Billy goat (bilesanmi)

Pot

school house, bush Baby.... were u a student of fgci

Evathyst:
Permit me to join ds fast moving train....

Mine happened during my univ days, a yahoo guy hammered and took us out to celebrate. Everyone was placing order for beers and all sort of alcohol. As a sharp gal now, I no wan fall hand. So, I also ordered for Amarula. After sipping just two glasses, na so 'highness' start. Wat followed wasn't funny at all, I was drunk to d point of urinating ryt in dt spot. Mehn! See falling hand


By now, u should av known wat my nickname would be Amarula! Although, I begged my friends so much till dey stop calling me by dt name.


However, some other nicknames of my friends(both guys&babes) never ceases to amuse me till date...


Big Larry.... due to her size.
Kawasaki,
Kakaki... D guy voice loud pass microphone.
Aque,
Ben 10,
Tallest,
Mallam bature.... Dt guy na mugu to d core. We dey chop him money play.
Sheyinfunmi.... Dt gal teeth na die.
Professor.... U think he's brilliant ba? Story? D guy mumu don pass Phd level.
Oboskala.... Ds guy can f*ck anything so long as dt thing wear skirt.
Idi-araba.... My friend y*nsh na die. Dt kind y*nsh wey dey cause go-slow.
Ds are d few I could remember for now. Mehn! School life is really d best!




*Edited* How can I forget BRT? Chisos! Dt guy waka dey be as if him dey run. Den, we nicknamed him 'BRT'

Origbim.... Jeez! Ds guy head big no be small.

I sight you baibe. U scarce sha.