Hehe ... Lemme tell U sme ... Brb

Hehe ... I was called different names

Yanshimon (my yansh big den ehn *phew)

Tiger (cos even wt d yansh I dey dust anybody for athletics)

Harry potter (cos I use glasses or 4 eyes)

Woman leg (say my leg fyn lyk woman own *i no sabi*)

Papilu (Lool)

Den my fwendz had names lyk agama,brown, woman wrapper,bore hole (*she dey collect any size), twisted bt cannot cut ( she thin die ehn) , skeletus,Q.D, fountain (d guy collect b.j for library cme spray everywhere ), etc I wee tell u more later

HEADY


because of my big head

nnekamezor:
LOl. Na ur guilty i guess

no ooo,just because of my innocent look.but dat look has changed nw o

I heard sooo many crazy nicknames during my Secondary School days. But the craziest of them all was a Form 1 boy who came (in 1992) with a 24-lettered nickname! He immediately became the object of amusement of all Senior boys - they would just call him to say his nickname so they could laugh every time, and he dare not refuse. Here it goes: MUSIROMANATOMICOLOGICALY

Brutus! I was very corny and smart.

dguizman:
no ooo,just because of my innocent look.but dat look has changed nw o

okay

Valentine, I was given this just because I gave a classmate a valentine gift and was embarrassed publicly by the girl. Funniest part was that she didn't return my gift. 20naira 4show. I was nicknamed this just because I had a #20 bet with a friend that I could walk down to the girls dormitory naked which I did. I was nicknamed reptile by the girls, it was just of recent I got to know the reason. I went for a mate's wedding and ran into a secondary school mate who called me reptile. I was forced to ask why I was given that name and she responded. Don't you know you have a long neck? I nearly dropped dead. #Secondaryschoolshit

onicology

Udeme
perenthesis
Gabando
kagiriho

Saburi.. Because he was so stupid..

mine was Ejike Oko Asewo

Many nick names I came across then. Let me start mentioning... .. Chalon palon., man in case( I like this name). Spotu. Pochunatus , lip on d baptist, papa ibi, lagbus, shakolay, tilapia, yobolins, nkoto, pgm, nwababy, wallem, pharaoh, tochex, lights out, smoker

Terry Togo Texas
Bob dindin madisco
caras mojas
jack lord

ChubbyT:
T.k(time keeper) 75kg(ws in jss3 den,n ah ws weighing 75kg. mhnn! Ah fat dat tym..lol)

75kg

killercute16
post=28969292:
IPAJA?

Nope,Jos.

Omo Jagz from Omo jaguda ( thief)
Oka cos head like cobra
Apa
Surbo
Ariggo
Cyracus
Luna from Lunatic

Stonecold

Isi beans

Ji mmanu

Atunle

Dunga

Atumma

Blackzy

Speedometer

Tiger

Pour water

Ozzigizaga

Icebuster

Jacuzzi

Duwe

Usu bekee

Awilo

Ikuku

Anwuru

Zingo

Etc

Permit me to join ds fast moving train....

Mine happened during my univ days, a yahoo guy hammered and took us out to celebrate. Everyone was placing order for beers and all sort of alcohol. As a sharp gal now, I no wan fall hand. So, I also ordered for Amarula. After sipping just two glasses, na so 'highness' start. Wat followed wasn't funny at all, I was drunk to d point of urinating ryt in dt spot. Mehn! See falling hand


By now, u should av known wat my nickname would be Amarula! Although, I begged my friends so much till dey stop calling me by dt name.


However, some other nicknames of my friends(both guys&babes) never ceases to amuse me till date...


Big Larry.... due to her size.
Kawasaki,
Kakaki... D guy voice loud pass microphone.
Aque,
Ben 10,
Tallest,
Mallam bature.... Dt guy na mugu to d core. We dey chop him money play.
Sheyinfunmi.... Dt gal teeth na die.
Professor.... U think he's brilliant ba? Story? D guy mumu don pass Phd level.
Oboskala.... Ds guy can f*ck anything so long as dt thing wear skirt.
Idi-araba.... My friend y*nsh na die. Dt kind y*nsh wey dey cause go-slow.
Ds are d few I could remember for now. Mehn! School life is really d best!




*Edited* How can I forget BRT? Chisos! Dt guy waka dey be as if him dey run. Den, we nicknamed him 'BRT'

Origbim.... Jeez! Ds guy head big no be small.

I was called finest.

Akpola

Lol. In our class we had

Tk
Dan kullin(dk)
Ck
Dk
EmGee(me)
Paco baban arna
Dj (dan jaka)
Buzuzu
Jagwa
Jakar
Almajirar
Doluwar
Donze
Dem kuna say
Mamman B
Etc etc

Mine was enzymes cos I loved d topic in biology

Obinoscopy:
There's a guy we used to call Agama back then.

We call him that because of the way he nods his head like an Agama Lizard

O boy me na sigidi dem dash me for school ooo ah try to fight the name but the more I try the popular it bacame stuck on me even uptil date ma classmate stil cals me sigidi

lol!!! dat proffesor reminds me of my class mate, dat guy read die nd na him stil dull pass

Secondary school then, even our house masters got nicknamed.

Mr. Garber, our house master (because of his heavy beards resembling the heroic Indian movie boss - Garber)
Other nicknames:

Surutu
Akuko
Osmond Nigga
Ege (as in cassava)
Ijamba (Calamity)
Ori ejo (Snakehead)
Puri (as in aggressive jaws)
Igbin (d dude always had his school bag on his back like a shell)
Ogufe (goat meat)
Maitaba (lord of taba - powdered weed)
Long nose
Buller
Diskribidi (dummy guy couldn't pronounce 'described)
Omiata (Pepper water)
Keyinsoro (horror teeth)
Stand well well
Spanner T
Sparker Dinni
Sparrow
Labe Ninja (Under ninja)
Escape
Spherematicastrominicacology
Extra Tire
Turtle ninja
Mickey mouse
Mr Bushy (hairy being)
Mc Gorilla
Fada bunky
Hottest
Lagos Boy
Jegi mame
Alligator
Bullet
Ojubike (dude had an eye problem, blinking twice in a mili-second)
Ibo Ninja
Sebaje (eba master)
Sewaje (beans master)
Ojibra (bra thief)
Ajirebi (food monger)
Lol...so much fun back then in Loyola College! So much fun

lertee:

Nope,Jos.

OWK

Obinoscopy:
There's a guy we used to call Agama back then.

We call him that because of the way he nods his head like an Agama Lizard

We also used to have Agama in Ebiye then , the guy is making money in UK now!! Lolz

Akpa-insi,Koro,Stonky,Bernoulli,Alvin-cruz,Achiki,Sonaldo,Angel Vin,Timo-Ramsey,Casting,Wahala,BennyCruz,Henroko,Naruto,Cartoon Network...etc

Veronica a.k.a veekelZ

motherlode:

75kg

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