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Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by chibwike(m): 6:52pm On Dec 19, 2014
This list woudn't have made fp..during the time of Ebola

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Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by Nobody: 6:52pm On Dec 19, 2014
orobs93:
Those that will test and say aboki e nor sweet I nor buy again

E be like say I be first to type abi nah comment...abeg how dem dey talk am again?
Make d person com try that with the Abok,i wey dey ma area, e go cut his throat.

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Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by tosyne2much(m): 6:52pm On Dec 19, 2014
Kudos saintopus, honestly I credit you for this

Just can't stop laughing here.. What an interesting thread

Btw, you for help us put jar make e reach 10 na
grin

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Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by tosyne2much(m): 6:53pm On Dec 19, 2014
orobs93:
Those that will test and say aboki e nor sweet I nor buy again

E be like say I be first to type abi nah comment...abeg how dem dey talk am again?

Hahahahaahahaahahahaaha lwkmd lwtmd grin
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by MrCork: 6:53pm On Dec 19, 2014
Ikengawo:
lol at mcdonalds not being poor people food looool. Chie


...so u want to compare our London McDonalds to that thing u people eat call Suya?....isn't SUya suppose to be like Horse Meat or Somtin?

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Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by hensben(m): 6:53pm On Dec 19, 2014
saintopus:


Instead of them to say Àböki "I no get money " please help, give me small suya "make I use drink garri "
E be like say u wan collect dagger for belle grin

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Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by Slimmos(m): 6:55pm On Dec 19, 2014
Smh... Suya,... Nevertheless no b suya ina dey chop for south o.. Come north come see better and cheap suya

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Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by Ucbiu(m): 6:55pm On Dec 19, 2014
Hmmn

Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by IamDejman(m): 6:57pm On Dec 19, 2014
Aboki
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by ireneony(f): 6:58pm On Dec 19, 2014
tosyne2much:
Kudos saintopus, honestly I credit you for this

Just can't stop laughing here.. What an interesting thread

Btw, you for help us put jar make e reach 10 na
grin
hmmm mr top ten thread, not everyone is like youtongue

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Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by thaoriginator: 6:59pm On Dec 19, 2014
saintopus:
In fact another minor class among " Test and e ' no sweet " with " smell and go away " class is yet another one which come to smell the suya, save the smell in their throat, use the smell later for garri drinking
lol u de madoooo cheesy

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Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by OkikiOluwa1(m): 7:01pm On Dec 19, 2014
saintopus:
I went to buy Suya this evening at a junction along my street. I saw many guys and babes waiting for their turn to be served Suya by the Aboki. I noticed the following kinds of people:

1. 'Give me test' Aboki
These persons take seriously in collecting a small piece of Suya from the seller. They hardly know that it is part of their own suya they are eating.

2. 'Put More Onions'
These persons are onions addict, they like oniins. They will tell, the Aboki to make sure that more onions are added to their suya.

3. 'Aboki Put Jara'
These class of people like to be given something more to what they paid for. They do not mind if they buy only N50.00 worth of suya.?

4. 'People Who come to Smell the Suya.'
These are the "long throat " class. They follow friends to just feel the smell of the suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "Aboki the suya too small "

5. 'The Big Boys'
They come usually remain in their cars and order the Aboki to put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.


Please add your experiences
#team no 1.
Last Bullet
I usually do give me jara during my university days.
I once treaked from Berger to Ogba tasting suyas without buying!

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Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by Godmother(f): 7:02pm On Dec 19, 2014
What's with all these lists on nairaland sef.
Some of them are nice sha
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by thaoriginator: 7:03pm On Dec 19, 2014
glimpse:
tongue
wetin dey worry u na!
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by tellwisdom: 7:04pm On Dec 19, 2014
Becos u manage buy suya with ur end of the year money; You no go let us hear word sad
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by Andibot(m): 7:07pm On Dec 19, 2014
These things shouldn't get u annoyed except Dat u re a quick tempered person. If u meet people there U'll have to wait 4 ur turn. Most times d Northerner may even reward u 4 ur patience.
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by Paretomaster(m): 7:36pm On Dec 19, 2014
Those dat act like dey v not taste meat before, u will see them salivating, picking and eating d Suya before d Maisuya finish cutting it, will also stop d maisuya from wrapping it, just to pick a slice.
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by sunsky29(m): 7:39pm On Dec 19, 2014
As for me wen I dey hungry small n broke.na to head straight to one aboki suya joint so.if I sseee say two or more people dey in line. Na my luck b dat o.I go go d mallam tlk say gv me txt.d mallam go say na hw much u wnt buy I go say 400 naira own.as soon as I chop d txt finish dey wait for the mallam to slice the oda person own bfor my own.na dia I go form call take style comot dia dey go .I don text free suya.then I heads to the nxt mallam on sight to do same. N the nxt n d nxt till am full.I dnt go to same mallam after a week.sharp ph guy lk me.
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by Ashmark(m): 7:47pm On Dec 19, 2014
I remember a day me and ma brother decided to visit a Suya Joint and ask for taste without having any money with us.

When we got their, my brother ask for the price of the Suya and the Suya Man said #500.

My brother decided to ask for Taste first before buying it but later said his not buying again because the taste is not OK.

You need to see what happened that night, the Suya man call all the area boys in that arena.

It wasn't funny that night cry
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by dammytosh: 7:49pm On Dec 19, 2014
Category 5 reporting for duty. grin grin grin grin


I don run from suya since Ebola oooo. Waiting to resume when WHO say Ebola don die.

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Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by tosyne2much(m): 7:52pm On Dec 19, 2014
ireneony:
hmmm mr top ten thread, not everyone is like youtongue
hahahahahaha grin
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by chelseabmw(m): 7:52pm On Dec 19, 2014
Life is too sweet..... thank God for money sha

Abok! Give me 2,500naira suya

I miss suya sha
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by dre11(m): 7:57pm On Dec 19, 2014
ireneony:
>sad grin I sabi eat suya wella....
those aboki wey de ORE road I missed their suya. grin

cheesy
Shey u fit send your address, so I fit give the abo'ki make her fit send the suya to yousmiley
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by justanotherme: 7:59pm On Dec 19, 2014
y e be say na only northerners dey sell suya?
Can't a calabar man sell suya?
#Justasking
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by misshoree(f): 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2014
Tosyne2much,see your disciple here grin

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Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by Sunshinelady(f): 8:06pm On Dec 19, 2014
orobs93:
Those that will test and say aboki e nor sweet I nor buy again

E be like say I be first to type abi nah comment...abeg how dem dey talk am again?
. Funny u
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by Sunshinelady(f): 8:08pm On Dec 19, 2014
saintopus:


In fact this class of people and "Test and I no buy again " belong to one group. They dont usually have any money!!
. cheesy

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Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by Missmossy(f): 8:09pm On Dec 19, 2014
Hahaha funny list grin some people belong to the "add more pepper clique"
Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by Sunshinelady(f): 8:10pm On Dec 19, 2014
saintopus:
In fact another minor class among " Test and e ' no sweet " with " smell and go away " class is yet another one which come to smell the suya, save the smell in their throat, use the smell later for garri drinking
. Smh, u rilly are a clown

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