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5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by babate3e(m): 7:14pm On Jan 10, 2015
Being a bachelor has taken me to several kinds of iya basira, nwayi owerri and other local canteens in lagos, so i felt i had to share my experience of various kind of people i meet:
1. The Oppressors:
These type of people are often very fat, they sit down and the girls come down to them to take their order, you hear stuffs like;
"4 wraps of pounded yam with egusi, put panla, ponmo, ogunfe, assorted and meat, with cold stout and bottle water".
N.B: all the meats, fish, ponmos, assorted are brought in several plates for them to eat as much as possible.
2. The Voracious eater:
These set of people are normally slim, and unlike the oppressors, they go to order their food, you can recognize them when you hear;
"madam give me 8 fufu, no 10 cos i never chop since morning, 3meat, 2ponmo, orobo coke (50cl) and 2 pure water".
3. The Acagons:
Na these ones tire me pass, they are the downgraded versions of the voracious eater, and they are well known by the madam. They believe in quantity over quality, you will hear;
"iya bisi give me as usual, and the madam puts 9 wraps of fufu with 1 lean meat"
NB: this set are the only ones that don't order for water, they prefer the one on the table, used for washing hand".
4. The formers:
These ones are mostly hated by the acagons and they are mostly a group of young girls sponsored by a maga. You will see there table filled with all sorts of meats, fish, ponmos, assorted and several chilled drinks, only for them to eat part of it and leave the rest to the feasting eyes of the acagon and voracious eater. After they leave, you start hearing comments especially from the acagons like " haaaaa embarassed, ota aje ni awon omo yii o ( this girls are enemy of money o).
5. Father xmas:
This list is not complete without them, they are the popular ones in the hood, the acagons and voracious eater always pray to meet them in the canteen. If he enters, you start hearing "baba agbalagba, chairman, i remain loyal sir"
and he never dissapoints them too.
Feel free to add yours!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by eistien(m): 8:00pm On Jan 10, 2015
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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by eistien(m): 8:08pm On Jan 10, 2015
**MODIFIED**
The debtors...they always buy on credit.





Thanks guys for the corrections, I didn't think it would make FP.

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Nobody: 8:13pm On Jan 10, 2015
what about the ones dat wlii buy small food come add plenty meat.they be like;iya sikiru,give me 2 wraps of fufu,9 pieces of meat,2 big bokotos,5 roundabout fish and one orobo coke,i be like;guy na only u waka come

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by babate3e(m): 8:59pm On Jan 10, 2015
vickerz:
what about the ones dat wlii buy small food come add plenty meat.they be like;iya sikiru,give me 2 wraps of fufu,9 pieces of meat,2 big bokotos,5 roundabout fish and one orobo coke,i be like;guy na only u waka come
lol, they fall under the oppressors.
wow, so this is how it feels having a post on front page. iya sikira, abeg give everyone 10 wraps of fufu with 1 meat.

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jan 11, 2015
make i sharpaly book space. ehen my type too. we fit chop 1 pounded yam 1 meat tens times we don't order at once. very annoying thing

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by babate3e(m): 12:24am On Feb 04, 2015
pwreshbawz:
make i sharpaly book space. ehen my type too. we fit chop 1 pounded yam 1 meat tens times we don't order at once. very annoying thing
lol, funny

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by SAMBARRY: 6:44pm On Feb 08, 2015
Yesh

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by teemanbastos(m): 9:25pm On Feb 08, 2015
lool.
Lwkmd.
*falls from iroko tree*
dusts self...
Rolls on with lafter.

Reclimbs tree..
*falls again*
injured.

Runs out of thread.
I no wan die.

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by meshacha1: 9:26pm On Feb 08, 2015
Some people go dey mama buka still dey form ajee...

That's why I like shadrach, meshach, abednego and glory.... They don't eat anyhow.

Pls hit like if you like iya basira food

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Nobody: 9:26pm On Feb 08, 2015
The Seun Type

Those that keep quiet the whole time and just pay their money and go out.

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by angelTI(f): 9:27pm On Feb 08, 2015
I don't do buka because I rarely eat out.

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:27pm On Feb 08, 2015
lol
reminds me of a buka i went to years ago and my mouth was wide open seeing someone digesting 24 wraps of fufu. That guy will always be remembered as a legend. Anyway,
Buhari for president come march 28.
Vote Wisely,
Vote for change,
The choice is yours.

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by akpanikpe(m): 9:27pm On Feb 08, 2015
What is mama put? Or buka? In France where i school we go to McDonald's tongue

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by MaZterZ(m): 9:27pm On Feb 08, 2015
Number 1 smiley
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by OkikiOluwa1(m): 9:28pm On Feb 08, 2015
hmmm
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by WIZGUY69(m): 9:28pm On Feb 08, 2015
undecided
why is it just making front page now?

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they are some that will buy #200 fufu and order for like #5000 meat, ponmo, fish etc. very irritating.

na thief de do that kind tin. grin.


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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by onosprince(m): 9:28pm On Feb 08, 2015
@OP you didnt mention the Bambi Allah, or u dont meet them at the Buka u go to?

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by MaZterZ(m): 9:28pm On Feb 08, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Yesh


shocked send addy for dis place smiley

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by omophunky(m): 9:28pm On Feb 08, 2015
What about those that stand beside Iya bisi pointing to the fattest meat in pot.

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by raziboi(m): 9:28pm On Feb 08, 2015
No meat...Dis type of pple don't eat meat at all ..dia way is

mummy gimme rice and beans...no put meat...oooo


afta eating

mummy abeg help me with extra......

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by trisha01(f): 9:29pm On Feb 08, 2015
no 4 cool
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by angelTI(f): 9:29pm On Feb 08, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Yesh


Chai. Which kain temptation be this for this evening na.

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by prontoniero(m): 9:30pm On Feb 08, 2015
Well said; nice one!
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by merits(m): 9:30pm On Feb 08, 2015
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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by CharlieMaria(m): 9:31pm On Feb 08, 2015
READING.....
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Nobody: 9:31pm On Feb 08, 2015
*Spreads mat*
Sipping my alomo
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by joseph1832(m): 9:31pm On Feb 08, 2015
Am surprise tosyne2much didn't create this thread. grin

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by nairaman66(m): 9:31pm On Feb 08, 2015
The BEGGARS!
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Drdaps(m): 9:32pm On Feb 08, 2015
Well, you are so damn on point grin
But in what class can we classify those that bought a single wrap of fufu just to get soup to eat those that they have at home

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Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by Nobody: 9:32pm On Feb 08, 2015
onosprince:
@OP you didnt mention the Bambi Allah, or u dont meat them at the Buka u go to?

MEET tongue
Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by free2ryhme: 9:32pm On Feb 08, 2015
grin grin

The Ajekus

They eat the leftovers from customers plate after they must have left

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