Wisegeek01:
"They hardly
know that it is part of their own suya they are
eating"

Lol

omereneze:

That is what the igbos mean when they say "ki ma nka, e ma nka ozo"

saintopus:


More jara and more onions is another group. So you see?

saintopus:


More jara and more onions is another group. So you see?

Yeske2:
Bros, they must do that o, e no concern me.

Sunshinelady:
. Smh, u rilly are a clown

missojugo:
Now I feel like eating hot suya accompanied by ijebu garri

Atk01:
It has been long since I ate Suya.

Those that buy suya for their girlfriends and eat the onions.

thaoriginator:
lol u de madoooo

tosyne2much:
Kudos saintopus, honestly I credit you for this

Just can't stop laughing here.. What an interesting thread

Btw, you for help us put jar make e reach 10 na

collitexnaira:
Poster you should have use "aboki" in place of northerner, your post for sweet wella

Rxpetite:

aboki will always package their suya in fancy nylons.
you wey buy 100 naira own, he go just put am inside black waterproof. >:

saintopus:


Which group you belong "smell and save and use it later "? Bad group lol!!!!

Sunshinelady:
. U now understand wat happened abi?

MrCork:
...and isn't Suya suppose to be pooor people food?...U people don't Hav McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, Kebab or fish n Chip restaurant?...serrrriously!

MrCork:
...and isn't Suya suppose to be pooor people food?...U people don't Hav McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, Kebab or fish n Chip restaurant?...serrrriously!

bigt2:
The one who wants the northerner to put all varieties he has altogether...

emusmith:


The type of girl that wants "free" suya when the abbok.ki is not his bf.

One day, I went to buy suya when this girl came to the abo.kki. to give her "free" suya...
The abokiii asked her a raw question: Will you open your legs for me?

The "carefree" girl just smile waka...I'm sure if he persisted, the girl might have opened up...

Chineke mè
Some Girls sha!

ChubbyT:

Lol....heaven own 4 brain pass,whatsapp s ok.

saintopus:


Lol, e belike say you belomg to smell and save group?

saintopus:
I went to buy Suya this evening at a junction along my street. I saw many guys and babes waiting for their turn to be served Suya by the Aboki. I noticed the following kinds of people:

1. 'Give me test' Aboki
These persons take seriously in collecting a small piece of Suya from the seller. They hardly know that it is part of their own suya they are eating.

2. 'Put More Onions'
These persons are onions addict, they like oniins. They will tell, the Aboki to make sure that more onions are added to their suya.

3. 'Aboki Put Jara'
These class of people like to be given something more to what they paid for. They do not mind if they buy only N50.00 worth of suya.?

4. 'People Who come to Smell the Suya.'
These are the "long throat " class. They follow friends to just feel the smell of the suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "Aboki the suya too small "

5. 'The Big Boys'
They come usually remain in their cars and order the Aboki to put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.


Please add your experiences

yahx:
why can't u jas say suya seller what is northerner please for God sake are all the northerners selling suya#plzz wake up

saintopus:
I went to buy Suya this evening at a junction along my street. I saw many guys and babes waiting for their turn to be served Suya by the Aboki. I noticed the following kinds of people:

1. 'Give me test' Aboki
These persons take seriously in collecting a small piece of Suya from the seller. They hardly know that it is part of their own suya they are eating.

2. 'Put More Onions'
These persons are onions addict, they like oniins. They will tell, the Aboki to make sure that more onions are added to their suya.

3. 'Aboki Put Jara'
These class of people like to be given something more to what they paid for. They do not mind if they buy only N50.00 worth of suya.?

4. 'People Who come to Smell the Suya.'
These are the "long throat " class. They follow friends to just feel the smell of the suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "Aboki the suya too small "

5. 'The Big Boys'
They come usually remain in their cars and order the Aboki to put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.


Please add your experiences