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Mehn!....I really do miss eating suya.

Lastly OP,

6. The e - fusspots

They think the world revolves around their ability to use the Internet, save for ordering Suya online ofcourse.

kayalla:
wow and this is on FP. very educating.

Please marry me.

saintopus:
I went to buy Suya this evening at a junction along my street. I saw many guys and babes waiting for their turn to be served Suya by the Aboki. I noticed the following kinds of people:

1. 'Give me test' Aboki
These persons take seriously in collecting a small piece of Suya from the seller. They hardly know that it is part of their own suya they are eating.

2. 'Put More Onions'
These persons are onions addict, they like oniins. They will tell, the Aboki to make sure that more onions are added to their suya.

3. 'Aboki Put Jara'
These class of people like to be given something more to what they paid for. They do not mind if they buy only N50.00 worth of suya.?

4. 'People Who come to Smell the Suya.'
These are the "long throat " class. They follow friends to just feel the smell of the suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "Aboki the suya too small "

5. 'The Big Boys'
They come usually remain in their cars and order the Aboki to put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.


Please add your experiences

What is this? Nairaland now censors words indiscriminately now. for your information A-boki means friend not Northerner. Seun, please stop this senseless censorship.

wetin we no go see for nl,
lobatan

the ones that will price and go without buying anything

Testing..
Aboki
A.boki

Jeez! I miss Naija

WANA CONFIRM SOMETHING.
OP NO GO SAY NORTHERNER IN PLACE OF ABOK! ON HIS OWN!.

Aboki
Abok!

abok.i is now northerner, nairaland n word censoring... smh

orobs93:
Those that will test and say aboki e nor sweet I nor buy again

E be like say I be first to type abi nah comment...abeg how dem dey talk am again?

Wetin dey for here wey everybody just dey like self?

And people who go out there to notice what everyone else is doing.

BTW what's suya

Those Wey go begin speak Hausa so that malam go reason say Na him brother add better jara for them.

Lmao..u forgot to mention the people that will speak all the small hausa language they know because of suya

That awkward moment u ask the A'boki man for Jara, and he adds Cabbage, onions and small pepper"

@OP, why is Suya eaten mostly at Night

Nairaland and its autoedit. A is for Abøki and N is for Aboki. Madness!

did I read "suya"?






































do people still eat DAT thing?

Those that go there and try to speak some funny hausa so as to get extra suya. Lols

saintopus:
In fact another minor class among " Test and e ' no sweet " with " smell and go away " class is yet another one which come to smell the suya, save the smell in their throat, use the smell later for garri drinking

Lwkmd......chai poverty na bastard

Never 4get those who always crack jokes wit northerners for false friendship coz of free suya nar.. say urs

vivaciousvivi:
Hahahahah...I am soooo category number 2!

lol. me too. M fond of asking for more pepper even

ChubbyT:
1st to comment....its lyk u new here.

He know the meaning,just acting like a JJc

softandsweet:
They ones that will use their hands to be touching the chunks of suya pricing and contaminating it.... at the end they'll buy for #200 after touching almost all of them

Long throat group!!! Lol

saintopus:
I went to buy Suya this evening at a junction along my street. I saw many guys and babes waiting for their turn to be served Suya by the Aboki. I noticed the following kinds of people:

1. 'Give me test' Aboki
These persons take seriously in collecting a small piece of Suya from the seller. They hardly know that it is part of their own suya they are eating.

2. 'Put More Onions'
These persons are onions addict, they like oniins. They will tell, the Aboki to make sure that more onions are added to their suya.

3. 'Aboki Put Jara'
These class of people like to be given something more to what they paid for. They do not mind if they buy only N50.00 worth of suya.?

4. 'People Who come to Smell the Suya.'
These are the "long throat " class. They follow friends to just feel the smell of the suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "Aboki the suya too small "

5. 'The Big Boys'
They come usually remain in their cars and order the Aboki to put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.


Please add your experiences

Aboki

It's funny that this thread is about annoying people you meet when buying suya. Would have loved it to be about the interesting people you meet when buying suya. Or the different kinds of suya that people love. Even though I don't have suya where I'm at (the US), I'm gonna have to make do with Kilishi - www.NigerianFoods.com/products/kilishi-small

tboyzy:
He know the meaning,just acting like a JJc

olryt nau

orobs93:
u just let me sample my number for nothing add up u nor add up...u com let some miscreants come dey disturb me

Abeg no vex,ma fone ws faulty ne,ah jst fix am. Resend am pls.

ChubbyT:
Abeg no vex,ma fone ws faulty ne,ah jst fix am. Resend am pls.

Oh sorry oh...happy new year.. 08165217146
Wishing you and ur lovely family a prosperous new year...will be expecting to here. From u

orobs93:
Oh sorry oh...happy new year.. 08165217146
Wishing you and ur lovely family a prosperous new year...will be expecting to here. From u

yea.,amen,tnx. N same to u.

northerner ke