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Nairalanders, Share The Best Lie You've Heard This Year!!! by dyadeleye(op): 10:11am On Dec 21, 2014
People can lie...
This is the best lambo i've heard so far this year....its kinda of disturbing...

I called a friend of mine(named Ken) last week Sunday, thinking He's gonna be in church cos I called early in the morning...here is what transpired:

Me: Ken,how far nah..where u dey?
Ken: I dey ohhh badoo..i dey my papa house.
Me: Haba, Sebi na u talk say we go gather enter your church early this morning nah?...omo no Bleep up ooo cos I'm fully dressed already... angry
Ken: Dee One, you no go vex say I no tell u yesterday for Monkeytail Joint...OUR PASTOR DON TRAVEL AND HE CARRY CHURCH KEY GO!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked
Me: Amadioha Punish your Generation Ken..you can lie!!!!
SHARE urs please... grin
Re: Nairalanders, Share The Best Lie You've Heard This Year!!! by Atk01(f): 10:47am On Dec 21, 2014
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Re: Nairalanders, Share The Best Lie You've Heard This Year!!! by Funniez: 11:22am On Dec 21, 2014
A first class student in Uniben claimed that while he was in skul he used to read for 23 hours evryday b4 he made first class. Even devil no know when e shout JESUS!!
Re: Nairalanders, Share The Best Lie You've Heard This Year!!! by dyadeleye(op): 11:33am On Dec 21, 2014
That one strong oooo...Wole Soyinka self no fit try am...
Funniez:
A first class student in Uniben claimed that while he was in skul he used to read for 23 hours evryday b4 he made first class. Even devil no know when e shout JESUS!!
Re: Nairalanders, Share The Best Lie You've Heard This Year!!! by agarawu23(m): 2:38pm On Dec 21, 2014
ebola now have antivirus
Re: Nairalanders, Share The Best Lie You've Heard This Year!!! by HenCq15: 3:59pm On Dec 21, 2014
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Re: Nairalanders, Share The Best Lie You've Heard This Year!!! by HenCq15: 4:39pm On Dec 21, 2014
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