[quote author=YoBoyfwend post=29161904]Some of MY POSTS ON LAsT year's THREAD
Can't stop laughing...

"Hellow... Uhmmm the ND2 students on this thread should please add me on 2go::: XQUIZITEKID or Whatsapp... 08188215227. Irrespective of your campuses..just please add... Like seriously..i have questions to ask concerning registration.. I'm a fresher o. Just need you guys help."

".November4 don reach... Abeg all of you wey go clearance today....abeg dey update us as the clearance dey go o.."

"Me i still dont understand this registration of a thing o... Has the faculty and Department started registration or is it just medical test?? Schoolfees nko?? Wont they ask for evidence of payment of schoolfee...maybe the receipt printout... Abi how o...?? Ah dey hear x-ray... Different news... Ah no wan waste transport fare o... Who go explain?"

"No good food for that main campus area...only Moi-Moi...tcheww..."

"Abeg,Make the second batch come out, make the topic for this thread change to::
"who don pay acceptance fee"
"on my way to conference centre"
"omo, na number 189 dem give me"
"chai, i don stand taya"
"anybody here to stay with, contact me on...."
"thankGod, i've been cleared"
"registration on my mind"
e.t.c "

"Omo, see as people full this convocation ceremony....!!!
Wetin funny pass na the security... Dem too plenty... E con be like say bokoharam wan come there.."

"Omo, ibpoly na money-draining company.... See as receipts full my bag, I don pay taya, I don walk taya, see as my leg red. Yeye Unity, no light connections, no socket, nothing nothing. But e make sense pass orisuN."

LOL... ROTFL

Capslock01:
SUG-NGN500, you pay into the SUG's account, then you take the slip/teller to Students' Union Building in exchange for receipt.
Take two copies of signed course form (signed by your HOD) to GNS office for a stamp. It cost NGN200.

For Mechanical Engineering all the accounts need for payment has been summed. Total of NGN5600 (lab coat, NAMES etc) excluding SUG and GNS payment.

tanx a lot,thou hv paid 4 ''NAMES''(#1000).hw much u fink i shld go wht 4 d rest??

YoBoyfwend:
Some of MY POSTS ON LAsT year's THREAD
Can't stop laughing...

"Hellow... Uhmmm the ND2 students on this thread should please add me on 2go::: XQUIZITEKID or Whatsapp... 08188215227. Irrespective of your campuses..just please add... Like seriously..i have questions to ask concerning registration.. I'm a fresher o. Just need you guys help."

".November4 don reach... Abeg all of you wey go clearance today....abeg dey update us as the clearance dey go o.."

"Me i still dont understand this registration of a thing o... Has the faculty and Department started registration or is it just medical test?? Schoolfees nko?? Wont they ask for evidence of payment of schoolfee...maybe the receipt printout... Abi how o...?? Ah dey hear x-ray... Different news... Ah no wan waste transport fare o... Who go explain?"

"No good food for that main campus area...only Moi-Moi...tcheww..."

"Abeg,Make the second batch come out, make the topic for this thread change to::
"who don pay acceptance fee"
"on my way to conference centre"
"omo, na number 189 dem give me"
"chai, i don stand taya"
"anybody here to stay with, contact me on...."
"thankGod, i've been cleared"
"registration on my mind"
e.t.c "

"Omo, see as people full this convocation ceremony....!!!
Wetin funny pass na the security... Dem too plenty... E con be like say bokoharam wan come there.."

"Omo, ibpoly na money-draining company.... See as receipts full my bag, I don pay taya, I don walk taya, see as my leg red. Yeye Unity, no light connections, no socket, nothing nothing. But e make sense pass orisuN."

LOL...ROTFL

emmietope:
LOL..ROTFL

Joshkid:
Lwkmdo

Lool, was just laughing too o... Nextyear, you'll be here too and you'll read your past posts and be like... " Did I really type this"

Make una enjoy poLy o

YoBoyfwend:




Lool, was just laughing too o... Nextyear, you'll be here too and you'll read your past posts and be like... " Did I really type this"

Make una enjoy poLy o

#Fact!!

YoBoyfwend:




Lool, was just laughing too o... Nextyear, you'll be here too and you'll read your past posts and be like... " Did I really type this"

Make una enjoy poLy o

Dem waHaLa too much
POLYStresS

emmietope:

Dem waHaLa too much
POLYStresS

Abi oo.. I still dey imagine wetin I go face after resumption... #Registration

Pls, Any Guy Who's In Sch, @ South Nd Sleeping Over? I Need Ur Help O.......

Admission portal site, can't be reach since yesternite,I guest the HND admission list is under going accumulation. All hope alive, better dis very week.

YoBoyfwend:




Lool, was just laughing too o... Nextyear, you'll be here too and you'll read your past posts and be like... " Did I really type this"

Make una enjoy poLy o

#exactly, i sight u o,

deewon56:
#exactly, i sight u o,

Is the departmental requirements for all engineering student dsame..?

kennysbst:
Admission portal site, can't be reach since yesternite,I guest the HND admission list is under going accumulation. All hope alive, better dis very week.

hello, I heard they are vacating today. And all till next year. I hope they release it today.

Joshkid:
Is the departmental requirements for all engineering student dsame..?

No,i dnt thnk xo

deewon56:
No,i dnt thnk xo

Ok...tnx

omokenny24:
Good Morning..... Which State? It's The One Of Ondo State I Know O.... Address: plot 2A Layi Ajayi Bembe Street, Parkview Estate, Ikoyi, Lagos.... Same To You Dear...

yea its ogun state. ,
wat ar d necessary tins to take dere,nd aw much do u pay.

Easereyl12:
aunty wunmi,if u don do d stuff,u fit snd me d address nd a pic of it

no wahala, buh which state is urs?

YoBoyfwend:




Lool, was just laughing too o... Nextyear, you'll be here too and you'll read your past posts and be like... " Did I really type this"

Make una enjoy poLy o

bro u get any idea on hw much banking and finace department go take do clearance and registration? I go appriciate if u fit give me the list of payment to be made

Wuminity:


yea its ogun state. ,
wat ar d necessary tins to take dere,nd aw much do u pay.

QueenBetsy Said She Did It(Ogun State) 2,000.... Check Prev Page 4 Ur State Laison Office Address, YoBoFwend Updated It..... Requirements: Money, One Passport, Ur LGA Nd Home Town/Villa Name Nd U 'May' Be Asked To Speak Ur Dialect....

omokenny24:
QueenBetsy Said She Did It(Ogun State) 2,000.... Check Prev Page 4 Ur State Laison Office Address, YoBoFwend Updated It..... Requirements: Money, One Passport, Ur LGA Nd Home Town/Villa Name Nd U 'May' Be Asked To Speak Ur Dialect....

sO, Queenbetsy la Ogun state indigene...??

HOW MUCH RESPECT DO YOU HAVE FOR YOUR OLD PARENTS (& OTHER OLD ONES)
Because the example of nowadays children is as below:
If an old parent for instance asks his adult son/daughter about samething many times, this is the kinda conversation you observe...
Old parent - Whats that son?
Son - Its a crow
Op - Whats that?
S - I already told u that its a crow
Op - Whats that son?
S - (Angrily) Are u deaf or what, Papa? How many times to tell u its a crow, Can’t u understand?
‪#‎ NOTE‬: Like we don't realise when we were little we ask our parents samething uncountable times, same question that - Whats this & they try to always reply us everytime (with a kiss sometimes).
& now that they are aged, when they ask us same question just 3 times, we'll be irritated & want to ‪#‎ ChangeAmForThem ‬
Subhaanallaah!
The above is just a clear difference between the love of parents & love from the children, please do your duty when your parents are dependent on u. Try & never hurt them, treat them right as much as u can because, you’ll be in their shoes soon (If Allaah wills).
Allaah Subhaanahu wata'aala says:
"And your Lord has decreed that you worship none but Him. And that you be dutiful to your parents. If one of them or both of them attain old age in your life, say not to them a word of disrespect, nor shout at them, but address them in terms of honor. And lower unto them the wing of submission and humility through mercy, and say: "My Lord! Bestow on them Your mercy as they did bring me up when I was young.''
Soorah Al Israa', 17:23,24
BUT KNOW THAT ITS NEVER RESPECT TO OBEY THEM IF THEY ASK YOU TO OBEY THEM IN THINGS ALLAAH MADE HARAM IN ISLAAM.
This is why Allaah says:
"But if they (both strive) with you to make join in worship with Me others that of which you have no knowledge, then obey them not; But behave with them in the world kindly..."
Soorah Luqmaan, 31:15
And To Allaah Alone belongs success.

lukmonadeola:
HOW MUCH RESPECT DO YOU HAVE FOR YOUR OLD PARENTS (& OTHER OLD ONES)
Because the example of nowadays children is as below:
If an old parent for instance asks his adult son/daughter about samething many times, this is the kinda conversation you observe...
Old parent - Whats that son?
Son - Its a crow
Op - Whats that?
S - I already told u that its a crow
Op - Whats that son?
S - (Angrily) Are u deaf or what, Papa? How many times to tell u its a crow, Can’t u understand?
‪#‎ NOTE‬: Like we don't realise when we were little we ask our parents samething uncountable times, same question that - Whats this & they try to always reply us everytime (with a kiss sometimes).
& now that they are aged, when they ask us same question just 3 times, we'll be irritated & want to ‪#‎ ChangeAmForThem ‬
Subhaanallaah!
The above is just a clear difference between the love of parents & love from the children, please do your duty when your parents are dependent on u. Try & never hurt them, treat them right as much as u can because, you’ll be in their shoes soon (If Allaah wills).
Allaah Subhaanahu wata'aala says:
"And your Lord has decreed that you worship none but Him. And that you be dutiful to your parents. If one of them or both of them attain old age in your life, say not to them a word of disrespect, nor shout at them, but address them in terms of honor. And lower unto them the wing of submission and humility through mercy, and say: "My Lord! Bestow on them Your mercy as they did bring me up when I was young.''
Soorah Al Israa', 17:23,24
BUT KNOW THAT ITS NEVER RESPECT TO OBEY THEM IF THEY ASK YOU TO OBEY THEM IN THINGS ALLAAH MADE HARAM IN ISLAAM.
This is why Allaah says:
"But if they (both strive) with you to make join in worship with Me others that of which you have no knowledge, then obey them not; But behave with them in the world kindly..."
Soorah Luqmaan, 31:15
And To Allaah Alone belongs success.

interesting!

omokenny24:
Pls, Any Guy Who's In Sch, @ South Nd Sleeping Over? I Need Ur Help O .......

m seeing things

yehmy:
m seeing things

Whatever Ur Thought Is, Na U Know........ FreeWorld.........

omokenny24:
Whatever Ur Thought Is, Na U Know........ FreeWorld.........

lol oya Wat ya want?

deewon56:
No,i dnt thnk xo

do you have an idea as to How elect elect requirements will be like

yehmy:
lol oya Wat ya want?

I Was @ Ondo As @ D Time Of D Quote, Tot I'll Get To Ib By Night, So Need A Guy To Company Me To My Hostel From South, Cos Am Aware D Sch Mgt Said By 7P.m No Vehicle Shuld Move....... U Dig?

Dopeyomi:


1. Provisional Admission slip
2. Acceptance fee receipt slip
3. Course form
4. School fee receipt slip
5. O'level result
6. Birth certificate
7. State of Origin
8. SUG,Faculty,Departmental and some other association receipt
9. Affidavit A̶̲̥̅̊n∂ oath A̶̲̥̅̊n∂ form
10. Necklace receipt
11. Health centre card
12. Faculty journal receipt

Bring up to like 8K ur HOD will stamp A̶̲̥̅̊n∂ sign ur course form too

Here is an engineering student's pin 52E1518A he has started his registration so try to contact him..

O boi!... Na nw I just dey c dz post ooh!.. chai!.. I con dey run helter skelter?!.. Anyways, Fenkz sO much for d piece of information!!!

Akpos Joke: Lottery ..... Akpos won a lottery of 10 million dollars, after claiming the money, he buried the cash at the foot of a tree, and took a picture of the tree. He then boarded a flight to London, on the plane feeling good about himself he looked at the photo and suddenly he burst into tears. In his hands was the photo, in it there was a man smiling at the top of the tree. If you were Akpos, what would you do?

lukmonadeola:
HOW MUCH RESPECT DO YOU HAVE FOR YOUR OLD PARENTS (& OTHER OLD ONES)
Because the example of nowadays children is as below:
If an old parent for instance asks his adult son/daughter about samething many times, this is the kinda conversation you observe...
Old parent - Whats that son?
Son - Its a crow
Op - Whats that?
S - I already told u that its a crow
Op - Whats that son?
S - (Angrily) Are u deaf or what, Papa? How many times to tell u its a crow, Can’t u understand?
‪#‎ NOTE‬: Like we don't realise when we were little we ask our parents samething uncountable times, same question that - Whats this & they try to always reply us everytime (with a kiss sometimes).
& now that they are aged, when they ask us same question just 3 times, we'll be irritated & want to ‪#‎ ChangeAmForThem ‬
Subhaanallaah!
The above is just a clear difference between the love of parents & love from the children, please do your duty when your parents are dependent on u. Try & never hurt them, treat them right as much as u can because, you’ll be in their shoes soon (If Allaah wills).
Allaah Subhaanahu wata'aala says:
"And your Lord has decreed that you worship none but Him. And that you be dutiful to your parents. If one of them or both of them attain old age in your life, say not to them a word of disrespect, nor shout at them, but address them in terms of honor. And lower unto them the wing of submission and humility through mercy, and say: "My Lord! Bestow on them Your mercy as they did bring me up when I was young.''
Soorah Al Israa', 17:23,24
BUT KNOW THAT ITS NEVER RESPECT TO OBEY THEM IF THEY ASK YOU TO OBEY THEM IN THINGS ALLAAH MADE HARAM IN ISLAAM.
This is why Allaah says:
"But if they (both strive) with you to make join in worship with Me others that of which you have no knowledge, then obey them not; But behave with them in the world kindly..."
Soorah Luqmaan, 31:15
And To Allaah Alone belongs success.

A.W.W.
Dawwah Tul Islam...Very interesting.Exactly the way Hon.Iyepe(Abd'akeem Abd'lateef) Narrated in his forthnight Jum'at sermon aired on Radio....Bt u went deeply into it....
May Allah(swt) increase you in Knowledge and gve us the will to Understand the mssage u passed across(Amin)...Jazakumlahu Khairan....
Are u in IVC?My bro 'N' Islam

Is ibarapa polytechnic dpp or oke-ogun dnp form still available...pls I need a reply ASAP

Gazaliah:


A.W.W.
Dawwah Tul Islam...Very interesting.Exactly the way Hon.Iyepe(Abd'akeem Abd'lateef) Narrated in his forthnight Jum'at sermon aired on Radio....Bt u went deeply into it....
May Allah(swt) increase you in Knowledge and gve us the will to Understand the mssage u passed across(Amin)...Jazakumlahu Khairan....
Are u in IVC?My bro 'N' Islam

Hmmmm...
#Short trouser Niqqa'z
#peace

Wunminity..Is ibarapa polytechnic dpp form still available...Need a reply ASAP