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Hehehe. Its the eve of christmas people! Did you promise your Girlfriend a date tomorrow? Ah brother,you have killed yourself.. Lolz. Here are some reasons why you really need to breakup with your other halve this season.

1) SHE INTENDS TO DRY YOUR POCKET : It is only fair to spend some cash on your girlfriend,but brother,you should have done so since last month. Its Christmas and she's probably looking for a maga to 'Chop his money'. Save yourself from potential bankruptcy. He who has ear,let him hear.

2) SHE INTENDS ON TIEING YOU DOWN : For crying out loud, this is the Xmas season, the perfect time for flexing with other girls. Certainly, You don't intend on wasting it fooling yourself by 'Playing Love' with your gf??

3). SHE INTENDS PACKAGING HERSELF INTO YOUR FUTURE Okay, you're dating her just for dating sake with no intentions to make her your wife and she invites you to her house to come meet her parents? Brother,pls don't dare go oo. You might not like the outcome if you break her heart or dump her.. Lol, especially among igbo chicks.

4). SHE INTENDS ON WEIGHING YOU DOWN: So she got wind that you outsmarted her by not visiting her and her parents? Brother,open your ears wide! If she asks you if she can come over and spend the Christmas weekend in your house, pls give her an outright NO!. Somebody told me a long time ago that not all marriage proposals begin with 'I Love You'. Most marriages begin with 'Honey! Am pregnant'.

5). SHE INTENDS BREAKING YOUR HEART Last but not the least, break up with her now or else she would break up with you when does 'malaysian boys' come back; So as to avoid moving around with a broken heart.


Break up with her now then January you can go back and apologize. As simple as that!

You're welcome,what are friends for?.

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eating ewedu and fanta

Dbestmax:
which hospitaL bed number du u nid

loool..

Loolz

Even if u break up with her dis festive season, it won't stop the poultry birds from going 6ft down.

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badoolee:
U nid jesus
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Hehehe.. Did i say anything wrong?

eminentme:
eating ewedu and fanta

Lol.. Nice combination... Its Christmas bro,don't eat what would make you see the toilet throughout today

Afrok:
Even if u break up with her dis festive season, it won't stop the poultry birds from going 6ft down.

True talk bro.

Okay! You want to breakup with with her and don't know how to? Here's the perfect lines..

1) Did you just call me honey? So you're trying to say my mother is a bee? This relationship is over.

2) *Give her two eggs then say* I gave you two eggs, told you to boil one and fry the other one,but instead you boiled the one you were suppose to fry and fried the one you were suppose to boil... We're done! This relationship is over.

3) You met me sweeping and you can't take the broom from me to finish up the sweeping, we're done, this relationship is over!

4) Dear! Why is it that anytime you step inside my room, i always have network problem? We're done! This relationship is over

4) Your food doesn't taste the same way my mother's food taste,we're done! This relationship is over

5). You can't bend down to sweep,you have pride issues abi? We're done! This relationship is over

You're welcome, what are friends for?

Happy xmas..

kinwayne:
Okay! You want to breakup with with her and don't know how to? Here's the perfect lines..

1) Did you just call me honey? So you're trying to say my mother is a bee? This relationship is over.

2) *Give her two eggs then say* I gave you two eggs, told you to boil one and fry the other one,but instead you boiled the one you were suppose to fry and fried the one you were suppose to boil... We're done! This relationship is over.

3) You met me sweeping and you can't take the broom from me to finish up the sweeping, we're done, this relationship is over!

4) Dear! Why is it that anytime you step inside my room, i always have network problem? We're done! This relationship is over

4) Your food doesn't taste the same way my mother's food taste,we're done! This relationship is over

5). You can't bend down to sweep,you have pride issues abi? We're done! This relationship is over

You're welcome, what are friends for?

Happy xmas..

lol

a nice joke to start d xmas

hushmail:
lol

a nice joke to start d xmas

hehehe it can't get any better .

Happy xmas everyone

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