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please help me, I and my friends formed this habit of saving people's number especially women with different types of funny names such as yam, egg, beans, e.t.c we call them this names if we want to talk about them and they are around. This neighbour of mine was scrolling through my phone and seeing this hilarious names decided to flash my number to see what I saved her number with... she left my room in anger, I was speechless that moment cos I had no idea that she was going to scroll through my contact list.

Please how do I beg her? cos Sir/Ma, I saved her number with HEAD and its not that she has a big head, its just because every thing she says always end up with your head.

op! Ur head no correct I swear no b only head na leg sef u for save am

How can you save pple's number with various food?
I wnt find it funny if a guy save my number with head.

Mtsswww;na so person store babe number with SUYA

home alone kids just creating useless Thread #CREATING NONSENSE

FLAWLES:
Mtsswww;na so person store babe number with SUYA

this your long mouth sef na wa oo,me go store you with long mouth mtchwwwwwwwwt

Lolz... Edit d contact to ha name nd show ha

peeparty:
this your long mouth sef na wa oo,me go store you with long mouth mtchwwwwwwwwt

.AGAMA(lizard) go fit you

Don't believe the cock and bull story at all but lemme just give you a #charitycomment

head as in human head or bj

is that all you have to tell us.....I was thinking u used an unromantic name to save you bae's number.......mtcheeeeeew












#continues drinking his cold salad#

[color=#990000][/color]not funny

This op is funny,i remember when we were young too,my brothers and I used to call people names like that,there's this nice man we used to call alfa Idi because we saw him peeing with his bare butts showing(following sunah,trying not to stain his trousers with urine) and the toilet had no door,there's this other man we used to call register because he used to tell us "register my as-salam-alaykum to your dad and mom,our lesson teacher of blessed memory,we used to call him iwe because he used to brag he gets favor because he's brilliant,"to ba mowe,waa ma gbadun ni" another man,alfa egba was our arabic lesson teacher,he loved caning us so much,our dad used to call him alfa elenu eja,wa used to call lots of people names when we were young, accountanja,igbe kikan(our physics lesson teacher who used to talk sluggishly,so we used to imagine he sounds like fermented faeces),aja pupa,bontirin bontirin,

Don't worry, no b girl, tell her she's d head of all d girls in your life, like d best of them all

hahaaha. Finaly i had a good laugh today.

Head. Cow head or goat head ni?

You most have scared the Bleep from that girl.

Good boy you are...

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lol...this made me remember what a lady saved my no with ie redbull, then I asked her why she saved it with that she simply said because I give her wings

FLAWLES:
Mtsswww;na so person store babe number with SUYA

ℓσℓ...вιʀɗ σƒ тнє ѕαмє ƒєαтнєʀ ι gυєѕѕ..

FLAWLES:
Mtsswww;na so person store babe number with SUYA

Madam Mtcheew, When will ya stoo Mchewing! Since 1960, You've been Mchew-chew-chew

That your Head oh,,It need panel-beating small

Merry Christmas

Baddestguyp:
head as in human head or bj

ℓσℓ...мαу тнє ℓσʀɗ ƒσʀgινє уσυ :-$

bondingman:
Don't worry, no b girl, tell her she's d head of all d girls in your life, like d best of them all

:O тнαηкѕ мαη, ι ηєνєʀ тнσυgнт σƒ ιт, ι'νє вєєη ανσιɗιηg нєʀ ѕιηċє уєѕтєʀɗαу, ι'ℓℓ тʀу ιт ιƒ ι'ℓℓ ωσʀк... ι ʝυѕт ρʀαу ℓυċк ιѕ ση му ѕιɗє, ċσѕ ι ηєνєʀ мαʀк ʀєgιѕтєʀ σн.

You are a crackhead- So, no be say she don give you head - you come save her name as head Na why she vex ! cos u no even let her give you head.

DonaldGenes:
Madam Mtcheew, When will ya stoo Mchewing! Since 1960, You've been Mchew-chew-chew

That your Head oh,,It need panel-beating small

Merry Christmas

.lolz bros thank you ooo

You for save am with anus nah mtcheeeeeeeewwwwwww



I just pray to catch any guy that will save my name with rubbish

Juliaann:
You for save am with anus nah mtcheeeeeeeewwwwwww



I just pray to catch any guy that will save my name with rubbish

if I get ur num I go save am with bombom

harrysterol:
if I get ur num I go save am with bombom

Bro the lady gather 'UKWU' no be small. I think that's her selling point and she knows how to flaunt it.