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op, u dnt av to hate d S-B-A-N....mtn isn't helping issue, + traffic wen a topic hits FP. what we do is......purchase our plot of land, survey it...and develop it. whats d sin in it?

ok

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FTC? Neva being ftc but d day I will be...

Without all dis guy Nairaland wouldn't av bEen fun

You forgot the "nudity crew". These crew paste link of pornographic sites and leaked videos and photos that has made me sin several times after watching. I have gone to frequent confessions to my priest by the misleading acts of these people leading others to hell (but count me out)....

macklef:
S

S for Sarowiwa!

Your topic is misleading

NL has become like a frnd to me, cnt wait to open a new acct happy new year in advance to everybody

SPACE BOOKED

abeg i fit smoke cigarrette for here?

What about the Buhari call your boys to order which I'm guilty of

Nice write up bro, ur head dey there!! Nice write up bro, ur head dey there!!

Sb Lolz

this is end of the year.......seun tell us thank you small na.


Share card to some of us jor! Dont be stingy oga Nairaland.

We dey wait for you.

[size=15pt]CHARITY COMMENT CREW....#charity comment [/size]

huh?? whayasay I schooled in France jor

New crew comming out next year...
Just keep ur fingers crossed

How about the someone please summarize crew? And I guess you didn't include the end time guys because they've almost completely fizzled out.

YOU FORGOT TO ADD;

THOSE WHO HIDE THEIR COMPLEX AND SOOTHE THEIR EGOS BY BEING HIGHLY INSULTIVE

WINNING AN E-FIGHT BY TRADING INSULTS MAKES THEM FEEL GOOD. THEY FEEL GOOD FOR THE REST OF THE DAY IF THEY CAN INSULT SOMEONE INTO SUBMISSION.

OH YOU MEAN THEY HAVE BEEN HERE FOR EVER?

Sanchez01:
*Clears throat* Ahem! 2014 is about rounding off ... While this is true, several characters were exhibited in the course of 2014. Several crews, i.e, groups of people who tend to do similar things are being highlighted and mentioned below. Please feel free to add some of those I forgot to add

1. The ‘first to comment’ (FTC) crew: This category of people might comment on the issue or argument raised by an OP on the thread but their main focus is to acknowledge or become the first to comment on a thread, particularly when they sense that such threads are Front Page worthy


2. The ‘BB/Nokia charger’ crew: Unfortunately, this crew is stylishly going into extinction. They were one of the first crews ever created, if not the first, to deviate from the main point of discussion to creating humour from mostly important issues to issues they have no idea about.

3. The ‘do the needful’ crew: Mhen, I love this crew! I find them fascinating largely because most of the people who belong here are females, often found on the Romance Section (based on my observation). They are more like the ‘yes man’; they will never give their own opinion other than to ask the OP to ‘do the needful’, a subtle way of saying ‘you know what to do. Don’t dull!’ They are largely found on threads that involve ‘sexuality’ and guys/girls seeking advice on if to yield to the demands of a potential partner.

4. The ‘attention seeking’ crew: They can be annoying sometimes. They tend to do things contrary to the rules of the forum just to be known. Often times, they open threads that are sometimes hollow, annoying and offpoint. In most cases, they derail the threads of others just to be recognized. The most beautiful thing about them is that the creative ones in the crew often get lucky with putting a smile on readers’ faces. But largely, they can be annoying.

5. The ‘I’m new on NL, how do I comment’ crew: Quite funny but this screw abuse the grace their words carry. Normally, I’d have loved to place them under the attention seeking crew but they often don’t write advertise their group on almost every thread. They have a funny way of making first timers who view their crew laugh out their heart and in turn get them to ask ‘how on God’s earth did your comment show up then?’

6. The ‘picture or I don’t believe it’ crew: Almost every Nairalander belong to this group, consciously or unconsciously. We imagine pictorial evidence before opening threads, particularly when it involves the state of the country, celebrities, etc. However, the kingpins of this funny crew have evolved overtime from asking for genuine pictorial evidence to pulling the legs of their targets (the Ops). They’re probably the most common on the forum.

7. The ‘click here to see the pics’ crew: Bloggers largely obsessed with pulling traffics to their blogs fall into this category. They sometimes give suspense and brandish their write-up with witty words and end up asking readers to follow the link to viewing the pictures for evidence. They could be misleading though.

8. The ‘Space Bookers’ crew: Space Bookers of Nigeria (Nairaland) as they have come to be known, are by far very annoying. They secure spots on threads using annoying words, characters, pictures or emoticons. The beauty of this guys is that they are a funny group of people and just enjoy what they do – space booking, of course!

9. The ‘F for fish’ crew: These set of persons are best described as the best remedy to those who book spaces with just an alphabet. Their responses depend on the alphabet registered by members of Nairaland.

10. The ‘I School in France’ crew: The first time I read someone made a post and used the catch phrase ‘I school in France’ was somewhere in July. It sounded odd at first but I could remember laughing that night. This crew tend to deviate from the subject matter at hand, deny ever knowing what the thread is all about because they are not in Nigeria at the moment as a result of school (which is in France). Lolz!

11. The ‘Ghost’ crew: These folks are quite funny and often keep me wondering why a 2007 moniker has never created a single thread before. The GC have a way of striving to make just about 70 posts since 2007, with no followers, They also have a way of causing terrific views on a thread, yet not comment. Most times, you’re forced to believe a moniker is actually new only to visit the profile and discover it has been registered for ages!

12. The ‘Dairy Keepers’ crew: Okay, I admit, I love this crew so much that I end up stalking most of them unnoticed. You may think diary keepers on the forum are boring, but trust me, they’re not because it takes some level of thoughts

13. The Bigots: As much as I’m not comfortable including this category in the list, it is imperative that they are included; they tend to read beyond discourses and bring out extra sensitive issues all in the name of ethnicity, religion and personal sentiments.

14. The Buhari/Jonathan crew: They are the trending topics on the forum and will be till even after the 14th of Feb, 2015. For these folks, their ‘leader’ is better than others and whatever mistakes the said leaders make, this crew will always stay by their man anytime, any day.

15. The Serious-minded crew: I practically adore this folks. They are often serious and direct on the forum. I must also say they are quite intelligent and they rarely make fun of people who need advice or some sort of help on them forum. Some may find them boring but I consider them amazing. I belong to this crew and I love you it.

Kindly add yours... Merry Christmas People!

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We also have the:
Nairaland association of obsrvers (NAO's) they are only on nairaland to observe comment

I like this op's sense of reasoning/ looks like he's got, a good sense of humor, some of the things he wrote are annoying eg, the space booking schooline etc..but to him they are cool. I also find those listed funny

patrotic9gerian:
You forgot the "nudity crew". These crew paste link of pornographic sites and leaked videos and photos that has made me sin several times after watching. I have gone to frequent confessions to my priest by the misleading acts of these people leading others to hell (but count me out)....

go and sin no more

Sanchez01:
*Clears throat* Ahem! 2014 is about rounding off ... While this is true, several characters were exhibited in the course of 2014. Several crews, i.e, groups of people who tend to do similar things are being highlighted and mentioned below. Please feel free to add some of those I forgot to add

1. The ‘first to comment’ (FTC) crew: This category of people might comment on the issue or argument raised by an OP on the thread but their main focus is to acknowledge or become the first to comment on a thread, particularly when they sense that such threads are Front Page worthy


2. The ‘BB/Nokia charger’ crew: Unfortunately, this crew is stylishly going into extinction. They were one of the first crews ever created, if not the first, to deviate from the main point of discussion to creating humour from mostly important issues to issues they have no idea about.

3. The ‘do the needful’ crew: Mhen, I love this crew! I find them fascinating largely because most of the people who belong here are females, often found on the Romance Section (based on my observation). They are more like the ‘yes man’; they will never give their own opinion other than to ask the OP to ‘do the needful’, a subtle way of saying ‘you know what to do. Don’t dull!’ They are largely found on threads that involve ‘sexuality’ and guys/girls seeking advice on if to yield to the demands of a potential partner.

4. The ‘attention seeking’ crew: They can be annoying sometimes. They tend to do things contrary to the rules of the forum just to be known. Often times, they open threads that are sometimes hollow, annoying and offpoint. In most cases, they derail the threads of others just to be recognized. The most beautiful thing about them is that the creative ones in the crew often get lucky with putting a smile on readers’ faces. But largely, they can be annoying.

5. The ‘I’m new on NL, how do I comment’ crew: Quite funny but this screw abuse the grace their words carry. Normally, I’d have loved to place them under the attention seeking crew but they often don’t write advertise their group on almost every thread. They have a funny way of making first timers who view their crew laugh out their heart and in turn get them to ask ‘how on God’s earth did your comment show up then?’

6. The ‘picture or I don’t believe it’ crew: Almost every Nairalander belong to this group, consciously or unconsciously. We imagine pictorial evidence before opening threads, particularly when it involves the state of the country, celebrities, etc. However, the kingpins of this funny crew have evolved overtime from asking for genuine pictorial evidence to pulling the legs of their targets (the Ops). They’re probably the most common on the forum.

7. The ‘click here to see the pics’ crew: Bloggers largely obsessed with pulling traffics to their blogs fall into this category. They sometimes give suspense and brandish their write-up with witty words and end up asking readers to follow the link to viewing the pictures for evidence. They could be misleading though.

8. The ‘Space Bookers’ crew: Space Bookers of Nigeria (Nairaland) as they have come to be known, are by far very annoying. They secure spots on threads using annoying words, characters, pictures or emoticons. The beauty of this guys is that they are a funny group of people and just enjoy what they do – space booking, of course!

9. The ‘F for fish’ crew: These set of persons are best described as the best remedy to those who book spaces with just an alphabet. Their responses depend on the alphabet registered by members of Nairaland.

10. The ‘I School in France’ crew: The first time I read someone made a post and used the catch phrase ‘I school in France’ was somewhere in July. It sounded odd at first but I could remember laughing that night. This crew tend to deviate from the subject matter at hand, deny ever knowing what the thread is all about because they are not in Nigeria at the moment as a result of school (which is in France). Lolz!

11. The ‘Ghost’ crew: These folks are quite funny and often keep me wondering why a 2007 moniker has never created a single thread before. The GC have a way of striving to make just about 70 posts since 2007, with no followers, They also have a way of causing terrific views on a thread, yet not comment. Most times, you’re forced to believe a moniker is actually new only to visit the profile and discover it has been registered for ages!

12. The ‘Dairy Keepers’ crew: Okay, I admit, I love this crew so much that I end up stalking most of them unnoticed. You may think diary keepers on the forum are boring, but trust me, they’re not because it takes some level of thoughts

13. The Bigots: As much as I’m not comfortable including this category in the list, it is imperative that they are included; they tend to read beyond discourses and bring out extra sensitive issues all in the name of ethnicity, religion and personal sentiments.

14. The Buhari/Jonathan crew: They are the trending topics on the forum and will be till even after the 14th of Feb, 2015. For these folks, their ‘leader’ is better than others and whatever mistakes the said leaders make, this crew will always stay by their man anytime, any day.

15. The Serious-minded crew: I practically adore this folks. They are often serious and direct on the forum. I must also say they are quite intelligent and they rarely make fun of people who need advice or some sort of help on them forum. Some may find them boring but I consider them amazing. I belong to this crew and I love you it.

Kindly add yours... Merry Christmas People!

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stabledoc
Dayjhihannon01
Silkmoth33
taiwoawoniyi
ejikechibuzor
bigx
olycholy
paul990
llbhuds
joncom
kareenQueen
safarigirl
cbliss
Vakob
deb6
achyc2002
ammyluv2002
mumumugu
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baltimora
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Oluwatola5
IKJ66

okay,we've read it...
Can you now take this to back of the page?

The '*spreads
mat*' crew

hoekay. tanz 4 telling.

lanxlot:
go and sin no more

I no fit laugh

'Story for the gods'

Sanchez01:
Lolz... Corrected! I'm a bit reserved on the forum and giving examples could cause bitterness which I would love to avoid at all cost.

Giving example is fun jooor, is like result after exam.......abeg op give us examples,me don knw wer I belong befor

mencade4:
this is end of the year.......seun tell us thank you small na.


Share card to some of us jor! Dont be stingy oga Nairaland.

We dey wait for you.

I perceive card dearth *winks*.....
Mr seun do the needful

In other news
Dear all, pls kindly vote for my baby in the ongoing cussons baby competition by liking her picture. Her name is Deborah Anjolaoluwa O.
https://cussonsbabymoments.com/details.php?ref=276

She is still far behind and voting ends in 5days.
Thank you my people for your support