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| Welcome To Nigeria! by Akbee(op): 10:50pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
WELCOME TO NIGERIA: ®Where sex is free and love is costly. ®Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY... ®Where, if u don't cheat on your partner, u are not sharp and smart. ®Where Bathrooms has become photo STUDIO... ®Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE... ®Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates... ®Where temples are turned into dating points, ®Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult. ®Where lies are turned into realities... ®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV... ®Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response ®Where people fear thieves, robbers & Boko Haram than God... ®Where people go to church with BB chargers rather than Bible. ®Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex... ®Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment. ®Where the higher your offense the lower ur punishment and vice versa... ®Where the number of churches & mosque are more than the worshipers.. ®Where we say Up NEPA more than we say Praise THE LORD... ®Where a school drop-out politician is Ten times richer and more respected than a professor... ®where guys walk around with laptop bags containing ludo. ®where guys travel to their village during xmas just to spend all what they laboured for truout the year on beer n end up borrowing tp fare from their poor parents. ®where a former head of state has suddenly turns to a Nobel laureate overnite just to ridicule those who oppose his third term bid.. WHAT A COUNTRY!!.. I BOW. .. |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria! by WaleGent(m): 12:13am On Dec 27, 2014 |
Naija I hail o. |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria! by Akbee(op): 8:32am On Dec 27, 2014 |
seriously,Nigerians are the funniest set of people on planet earth..can u dig this? |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria! by Funniez: 12:21pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
Where groumdnut is sold in bottles and water is sold in sachets. |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria! by Akbee(op): 12:49pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
Funniez:what an irony! |
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