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Welcome To Nigeria by hilario8898(m): 8:12pm On Nov 01, 2015
May i welcome u once again to a Nigeria
where a mad man controls traffic and people with correct head obey.
A Nigeria where u wish people happy birthday and they reply "same here".

A Nigeriaa where recharge card, chin chin and puff puff is also sold in a pharmacy. Chai! There is God oo.

Welcome to Nigeria where commuters horn heavily for traffic light to show green quickly while in a traffic.

A Nigeria where people count cash withdrawn from ATM cos Naija ATM is not even trusted.

A Nigeria where Jesus Christ pings and Watssap u and also threaten to kill you if you do not send it to 10 people in 5 minutes.

Oh NAIJA! What a Nation.
I am a proud Nigerian. Lolsss

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Re: Welcome To Nigeria by whitecloth: 8:19pm On Nov 01, 2015
A Nigeria where Jesus Christ pings and Watssap u and also threaten to kill you if you do not send it to 10 people in 5 minutes.

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Re: Welcome To Nigeria by Ufranklin92(m): 8:19pm On Nov 01, 2015
nigeria were monkeys and baboons are the citizens undecided
Re: Welcome To Nigeria by hilario8898(m): 1:10am On Nov 04, 2015
whitecloth:

A Nigeria where Jesus Christ pings and Watssap
u and also threaten to kill you if you do not send
it to 10 people in 5 minutes.
grin

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