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safarigirl:
Funny story. Especially as the title is 'confessions of a fat housewife'...but the story says she ate beans for lunch at WORK...how is she a housewife if she goes to work?

You suppose understand now, Naija jokes no get 100% complete logic but they are damn funny

True rebel, you are lady

safarigirl:
Funny story. Especially as the title is 'confessions of a fat housewife'...but the story says she ate beans for lunch at WORK...how is she a housewife if she goes to work?

Thought it was akpors

O b'uso pooooo lwkmd

Ive read this joke before. Still funny tho.

Lolz. I̶̲̥̅̊ can imagine the look on her face

Omotolu:
...the moral of this confession is people should not presume others are not watching them-someone is watching someone somewhere,someplace..

I cannot agree less

Vivly:
lol.
I heard this when I was 12. It wasn't funny then. It's still not.

how old are u now?

CHAI

djeezy:
Ive read this joke before. Still funny tho.

Nah, its not.

And yes, its been reposted on nairaland multiple times

Rib cracking i must say.*lol*!!!I can imagine d looks on their faces after ur blindfold has been uncovered......
Mehn....u'll loose appetite b4 u knw it!!!

Abeg I no fit laugh

Omo see Gobe!

wait.......me self wanna release

frustratedman:
SAI BUHARI


BUHARI TILL NIGERIA BECOMES A WORLD POWER

Who has done this to you?

DavidGodwin:
Who has done this to you?

The op is campaigning for buhari on another thread.

ibson99:
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly;

"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blind folded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blind fold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blind fold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blind fold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blind fold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose!

Buddy,dis shld'v bin sum1's Christmas present..
Tanx anyways, we go rest with politics small

Dis is very hilarious.
Lol.

What then happened thereafter

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dopest dopè of d season

Stale!

soooo teary!!!

ibson99:
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly;

"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blind folded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blind fold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blind fold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blind fold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blind fold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose!

recycled joke
Next!

tpia003:
Nah, its not.

And yes, its been reposted on nairaland multiple times

lol, the mods are obviously not taking note of topics previously move to frontage. On the other hand my guess is thay the nl tsunami swept the other away.