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Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Nobody: 8:55pm On Dec 27, 2014
Vivly:
lol. sad
I heard this when I was 12. It wasn't funny then. It's still not.
if u heard dis at 12 am sure u r nt over 18....




#noOffenceMeant

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Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by usibengate(m): 8:58pm On Dec 27, 2014
Joke make sense
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Cwaya(m): 8:58pm On Dec 27, 2014
*FAINTS*

Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by stallion2: 8:58pm On Dec 27, 2014
is the husband nose not working properly or he dey bear the bomb grin grin grin grin javascript:void(0);grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by busybrain88: 9:00pm On Dec 27, 2014
Lol.d guest b like"she thinks she is here alone"
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by zilon12(m): 9:00pm On Dec 27, 2014
Vivly:
lol. sad
I heard this when I was 12. It wasn't funny then. It's still not.

How old are you now, 13?

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Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by eedris07(m): 9:02pm On Dec 27, 2014
grin grin hahahahaha,
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by buoye1(m): 9:03pm On Dec 27, 2014
Funny much
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by 05984901JE(f): 9:07pm On Dec 27, 2014
Jeeeeeeeeeeez.....wow....dis one na ground swallow mi.....lolzzzzz
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by geepijay(m): 9:08pm On Dec 27, 2014
All in the name of surprise, the guests had to suffer that...
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Nobody: 9:08pm On Dec 27, 2014
First time i am laughing deeply. i mean true laughter. ha ha ha hey hey hoooo. too funy
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by mcino: 9:08pm On Dec 27, 2014
frustratedman:
SAI BUHARI


BUHARI TILL NIGERIA BECOMES A WORLD POWER cool

SAI BO.KOHAR.I

Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Sajio(m): 9:12pm On Dec 27, 2014
Leave me ooh.... thank God say dem close their nose!! good one @op
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by IVORY2009(m): 9:12pm On Dec 27, 2014
ibson99:
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly;

"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blind folded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blind fold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blind fold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blind fold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blind fold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose!

Frm Patience Jonathan's voice, ders God oooh, so there were twelve guest seated and you bombed the whole dinning table? This is unacceptable.
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Nobody: 9:12pm On Dec 27, 2014
frustratedman:
SAI BUHARI


BUHARI TILL NIGERIA BECOMES A WORLD POWER cool
your handle says it all, you are going vote out of desperation and if the winner is not who you voted for, you would likely take a gun and go to a market and kill a lot of people ,then you would kill yourself. I pray things get better my friend because buhari is losing and I really don't want to lose you
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by mifavour(f): 9:13pm On Dec 27, 2014
frustratedman:
SAI BUHARI


BUHARI TILL NIGERIA BECOMES A WORLD POWER cool


man ur name suits you... highly
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Nobody: 9:13pm On Dec 27, 2014
mcino:


SAI BO.KOHAR.I
my brother, they would never know, they think we have forgotten so soon
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Nobody: 9:14pm On Dec 27, 2014
FIRST TIME I TRULY LAUGH SINCE THE LAST FOUR MONTH
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by CoCoLav(f): 9:14pm On Dec 27, 2014
venomous:
hehehhehe.....really funny..... jeez that woman would never have the courage to look at the guests faces ever again....

What is there in farting? If I was the woman I will bone face and continue the dinner. Whoever has not farted before should talk, after all its not like I killed anybody angry

Nothing dey happen! If you don't like it leave. Soldier come, soldier go barracks go remain.
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Engrkay11(m): 9:15pm On Dec 27, 2014
Highly hilarous !!!! I couldnt help myself laughing
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Misogynist2014(m): 9:15pm On Dec 27, 2014
Spoof.
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by delpee(f): 9:16pm On Dec 27, 2014
Read this somewhere before without the 3 plates of beans though.

Definitely not an original story. Funny all the same.
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Nobody: 9:19pm On Dec 27, 2014
This old joke
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by peemyke(f): 9:20pm On Dec 27, 2014
Jeez...can't stop laughing. dat was crazy! grin
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Galadimabawa: 9:21pm On Dec 27, 2014
Blood of jesus
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Nobody: 9:23pm On Dec 27, 2014
CoCoLav:


What is there in farting? If I was the woman I will bone face and continue the dinner. Whoever has not farted before should talk, after all its not like I killed anybody angry

Nothing dey happen! If you don't like it leave. Soldier come, soldier go barracks go remain.
shocked really nothing in farting? I guess its people like you that fart in Church..... Every body farts including me.. But u apply wisdom..
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by CoCoLav(f): 9:26pm On Dec 27, 2014
venomous:

shocked really nothing in farting? I guess its people like you that fart in Church..... Every body farts including me.. But u apply wisdom..

She dey her house oga, which other wisdom she wan apply?
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by ToyinDipo(m): 9:31pm On Dec 27, 2014
tchidi:
undecided lipsrsealed

Make I laugh o!! Before person go chop me raw!! (even though I've seen this joke like 1000 times)

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! angry grin cheesy cheesy

Now this is the real post I found funny on this thread, as I have heard this joke times before, in fact the first time I heard it is more than a decade ago.

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Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by imtech(m): 9:36pm On Dec 27, 2014
safarigirl:
Funny story. Especially as the title is 'confessions of a fat housewife'...but the story says she ate beans for lunch at WORK...how is she a housewife if she goes to work?

Sweet observation.✔
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by StealthyMe(m): 9:38pm On Dec 27, 2014
If i remember correctly, this was written in a Punch Newspaper column about etiquette some years back ! embarassed

Op,you should kindly give credit undecided
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by babaluckey: 9:39pm On Dec 27, 2014
Whatttttttt...just laughing out my asssss uppp mennnnnnn....this is the best joke of the year for real

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