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Vivly:
lol.
I heard this when I was 12. It wasn't funny then. It's still not.

if u heard dis at 12 am sure u r nt over 18....




#noOffenceMeant

Joke make sense

*FAINTS*

is the husband nose not working properly or he dey bear the bomb javascript:void(0);

Lol.d guest b like"she thinks she is here alone"

Vivly:
lol.
I heard this when I was 12. It wasn't funny then. It's still not.

How old are you now, 13?

hahahahaha,

Funny much

Jeeeeeeeeeeez.....wow....dis one na ground swallow mi.....lolzzzzz

All in the name of surprise, the guests had to suffer that...

First time i am laughing deeply. i mean true laughter. ha ha ha hey hey hoooo. too funy

frustratedman:
SAI BUHARI


BUHARI TILL NIGERIA BECOMES A WORLD POWER

SAI BO.KOHAR.I

Leave me ooh.... thank God say dem close their nose!! good one @op

ibson99:
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly;

"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blind folded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blind fold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blind fold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blind fold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blind fold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose!

Frm Patience Jonathan's voice, ders God oooh, so there were twelve guest seated and you bombed the whole dinning table? This is unacceptable.

frustratedman:
SAI BUHARI


BUHARI TILL NIGERIA BECOMES A WORLD POWER

your handle says it all, you are going vote out of desperation and if the winner is not who you voted for, you would likely take a gun and go to a market and kill a lot of people ,then you would kill yourself. I pray things get better my friend because buhari is losing and I really don't want to lose you

frustratedman:
SAI BUHARI


BUHARI TILL NIGERIA BECOMES A WORLD POWER

man ur name suits you... highly

mcino:
SAI BO.KOHAR.I

my brother, they would never know, they think we have forgotten so soon

FIRST TIME I TRULY LAUGH SINCE THE LAST FOUR MONTH

venomous:
hehehhehe.....really funny..... jeez that woman would never have the courage to look at the guests faces ever again....

What is there in farting? If I was the woman I will bone face and continue the dinner. Whoever has not farted before should talk, after all its not like I killed anybody

Nothing dey happen! If you don't like it leave. Soldier come, soldier go barracks go remain.

Highly hilarous !!!! I couldnt help myself laughing

Spoof.

Read this somewhere before without the 3 plates of beans though.

Definitely not an original story. Funny all the same.

This old joke

Jeez...can't stop laughing. dat was crazy!

Blood of jesus

CoCoLav:
What is there in farting? If I was the woman I will bone face and continue the dinner. Whoever has not farted before should talk, after all its not like I killed anybody

Nothing dey happen! If you don't like it leave. Soldier come, soldier go barracks go remain.

really nothing in farting? I guess its people like you that fart in Church..... Every body farts including me.. But u apply wisdom..

venomous:
really nothing in farting? I guess its people like you that fart in Church..... Every body farts including me.. But u apply wisdom..

She dey her house oga, which other wisdom she wan apply?

tchidi:


Make I laugh o!! Before person go chop me raw!! (even though I've seen this joke like 1000 times)

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Now this is the real post I found funny on this thread, as I have heard this joke times before, in fact the first time I heard it is more than a decade ago.

safarigirl:
Funny story. Especially as the title is 'confessions of a fat housewife'...but the story says she ate beans for lunch at WORK...how is she a housewife if she goes to work?

Sweet observation.✔

If i remember correctly, this was written in a Punch Newspaper column about etiquette some years back !

Op,you should kindly give credit

Whatttttttt...just laughing out my asssss uppp mennnnnnn....this is the best joke of the year for real