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mcino:
SAI BO.KOHAR.I

CoCoLav:
She dey her house oga, which other wisdom she wan apply?

tchidi:


Make I laugh o!! Before person go chop me raw!! (even though I've seen this joke like 1000 times)

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

venomous:
in this case there is nothing she could have done sha....I get your point

CoCoLav:

Bonapart:
Funny but not real

frustratedman:
SAI BUHARI


BUHARI TILL NIGERIA BECOMES A WORLD POWER

olassy239:
though av heard it b4,but hearin it today seems like am just hearing it for the first time,funny

ibson99:
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly;

"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blind folded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blind fold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blind fold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blind fold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blind fold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose!

EroticAngelina:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! so funny! God, pls this should never ever happen to me!

I can just imagine the guests' faces! They'll be like ''lord have mercy!''

tconfi:
That woman is typican African

venomous:
OK I just checked the perks of being a wallflower..... he he he...

CoCoLav:
hahaha. You just had to right? *rolling my eyes*

venomous:
yeah yeah I had to....seeing how well you spill your guts.....hope you don't mind ooo

CoCoLav:
Spill my guts....Chisos!

Of course I don't mind

iamodenigbo1:
Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha hilarious hilarity,Funy,me like it