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3DCYCLOPS:
Where i come from..the only fight we fight is GUN fight...







THE COACHES
They are always at the front row..and you hear them screaming out instructions...

'egbon oya give am upper cut'

faqman:
your list isnt complete without the "The motivators"...

tosyne2much:
Hahahahahahaha this hilarious

You made my day with this write up

*I dey come now*

Yungwizzzy:
We don't fight here in Pakistan!!

LieDetector:
1. The separators. They're always around. Before a fight is about to ensue, You'll see them pop out from nowhere and trying to calm the fighters down.

2. The judges. Unlike the separators, the judges are not always around. They arrive like 15-30seconds after the separators. They ask the fighters the cause of their fight before ruling on who's at fault.

3. The observers. Of course there must be an observer in every thing that has to do with "types of people". They are just there to watch how the fight is being fought. Ask them the cause of the fight and what you'll get is an "I don't know" reply. I fall under this category

4. The record keepers. They may know any of the fighters well and his life history. They'll tell you how often/seldom he fights. They know the last time he fought and what actually caused the fight.

5. The askers. These ones are always late. They come towards the concluding part of the thing and bombard you with questions like:
guy wetin happen?
who and who are fighting?

6. The walkaholics. These ones are similar to the askers. They're never satisfied with any information you give them. They walk from place to place in search of answers like they were given a project to work on.

7. The woman wrappers : lol. funny but true. They're everywhere. They cease any opportunity that comes their way. they'll sight from afar to see if there's any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight then walk down and ask her the cause of the fight. They'll deviate from the actual discussion and the next thing you'll see is them exchanging numbers.

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tosyne2much my lecturer

LieDetector:
1. The separators. They're always around. Before a fight is about to ensue, You'll see them pop out from nowhere and trying to calm the fighters down.

2. The judges. Unlike the separators, the judges are not always around. They arrive like 15-30seconds after the separators. They ask the fighters the cause of their fight before ruling on who's at fault.

3. The observers. Of course there must be an observer in every thing that has to do with "types of people". They are just there to watch how the fight is being fought. Ask them the cause of the fight and what you'll get is an "I don't know" reply. I fall under this category

4. The record keepers. They may know any of the fighters well and his life history. They'll tell you how often/seldom he fights. They know the last time he fought and what actually caused the fight.

5. The askers. These ones are always late. They come towards the concluding part of the thing and bombard you with questions like:
guy wetin happen?
who and who are fighting?

6. The walkaholics. These ones are similar to the askers. They're never satisfied with any information you give them. They walk from place to place in search of answers like they were given a project to work on.

7. The woman wrappers : lol. funny but true. They're everywhere. They cease any opportunity that comes their way. they'll sight from afar to see if there's any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight then walk down and ask her the cause of the fight. They'll deviate from the actual discussion and the next thing you'll see is them exchanging numbers.

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tosyne2much my lecturer

jeflexy:
the force crew....... they wanna arrest everybody they see there.....
The medical crew.... they tend to ask questions like "he wound u??"
The join hand fight crew.... they wanna join hands with their friends/family not minding who's at fault
The pity crew....... they say things like "na wa o; see as them beat that boy..... chie, sorry u hear..
The religion crew... they say things like, "GOD go fight ur battle for you"

ireneony:
hmmm interesting

1. The separators. They're always around. Before a fight is about to ensue, You'll see them pop out from nowhere and trying to calm the fighters down.

2. The judges. Unlike the separators, the judges are not always around. They arrive like 15-30seconds after the separators. They ask the fighters the cause of their fight before ruling on who's at fault.

3. The observers. Of course there must be an observer in every thing that has to do with "types of people". They are just there to watch how the fight is being fought. Ask them the cause of the fight and what you'll get is an "I don't know" reply. I fall under this category

4. The record keepers. They may know any of the fighters well and his life history. They'll tell you how often/seldom he fights. They know the last time he fought and what actually caused the fight.

5. The askers. These ones are always late. They come towards the concluding part of the thing and bombard you with questions like:
guy wetin happen?
who and who are fighting?

6. The walkaholics. These ones are similar to the askers. They're never satisfied with any information you give them. They walk from place to place in search of answers like they were given a project to work on.

7. The woman wrappers : lol. funny but true. They're everywhere. They cease any opportunity that comes their way. they'll sight from afar to see if there's any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight then walk down and ask her the cause of the fight. They'll deviate from the actual discussion and the next thing you'll see is them exchanging numbers.

8. The Motivators.  lol. These ones are like devils. They give you reasons to fight. Even if you've declined to fight, they must tell you something so annoying in order to increase your rage and get you wrestling whilst they observe you from distance and make mockery of you.