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8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by LieDetector(m): 2:28pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
1. The separators. They're always around. Before a fight is about to ensue, You'll see them pop out from nowhere and trying to calm the fighters down. 2. The judges. Unlike the separators, the judges are not always around. They arrive like 15-30seconds after the separators. They ask the fighters the cause of their fight before ruling on who's at fault. 3. The observers. Of course there must be an observer in every thing that has to do with "types of people". They are just there to watch how the fight is being fought. Ask them the cause of the fight and what you'll get is an "I don't know" reply. I fall under this category 4. The record keepers. They may know any of the fighters well and his life history. They'll tell you how often/seldom he fights. They know the last time he fought and what actually caused the fight. 5. The askers. These ones are always late. They come towards the concluding part of the thing and bombard you with questions like: guy wetin happen? who and who are fighting? 6. The walkaholics. These ones are similar to the askers. They're never satisfied with any information you give them. They walk from place to place in search of answers like they were given a project to work on. 7. The woman wrappers : lol. funny but true. They're everywhere. They cease any opportunity that comes their way. they'll sight from afar to see if there's any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight then walk down and ask her the cause of the fight. They'll deviate from the actual discussion and the next thing you'll see is them exchanging numbers. 8. The Motivators. lol. These ones are like devils. They give you reasons to fight. Even if you've declined to fight, they must tell you something so annoying in order to increase your rage and get you wrestling whilst they observe you from distance and make mockery of you. Add yours tosyne2much my lecturer 95 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by holatin(m): 2:31pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
the "I don't care"" crew they walk past because they Ve important things to do 107 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Nobody: 2:32pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
The current tapping seperators ,they appear mostly if it is a female fight and they use the fight to satisfy the snake in-between their legs, these guys would be like "who No like to tap free current " smh say No to current tappers 36 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by 3DCYCLOPS: 2:38pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
Where i come from..the only fight we fight is GUN fight... THE COACHES They are always at the front row..and you hear them screaming out instructions... 'egbon oya give am upper cut' And after the fight their candidate loses..you hear them saying 'ogbeni i tell you make you give upper cut..you go dey blow he chest' 48 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by LieDetector(m): 2:44pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
3DCYCLOPS:lol. So true 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by ShakurM(m): 2:47pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
..space bookers too , I must see wetin dey happen for front 3 Likes |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Nobody: 2:51pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
We don't fight here in Pakistan!! 9 Likes |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by damselalayo(f): 3:03pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
Incase |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:07pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
your list isnt complete without the "The motivators"... 1 Like |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by LieDetector(m): 3:10pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
faqman:hahaha. So true. Forgot to add that |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by leshluap(m): 3:20pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
Ok. |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by tosyne2much(m): 3:28pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
Hahahahahahaha this hilarious You made my day with this write up *I dey come now* 3 Likes |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by LieDetector(m): 3:46pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
tosyne2much: |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Janeify(f): 3:51pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
I fall under number 3,that's if i don't leave the place when the fight starts |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by ColourTv: 4:38pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
You forgot the camera crew! Their job is to take pix of the event for immediate uploading to their accounts. #fightingModeActivated 20 Likes |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by jeflexy(m): 4:45pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
the force crew....... they wanna arrest everybody they see there..... The medical crew.... they tend to ask questions like "he wound u??" The join hand fight crew.... they wanna join hands with their friends/family not minding who's at fault The pity crew....... they say things like "na wa o; see as them beat that boy..... chie, sorry u hear.. The religion crew... they say things like, "GOD go fight ur battle for you" 36 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by CrazyScientist: 4:46pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
The Tappers; they will stand behind a lady with their kpekus and tap 1 Like |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by CrazyScientist: 4:48pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
Yungwizzzy: Wizzzy na me smallpen.... ,I dey miss andyblaze ooo! |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Maccoy1(m): 5:18pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
LieDetector:wow...am always late no 18 on row...it seems so people live on nairaland...they comment 2secs after Op post... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by KingTom(m): 5:30pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
LieDetector: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA another Graduate of Tosyne2Much |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Freiburger(m): 5:33pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
I'm the 8th Type, I make a good use of my koboko on both without having to ask who's right or wrong 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by LieDetector(m): 5:52pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
jeflexy:you don kill me with laughter o. Hehehehe 4 Likes |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by ireneony(f): 12:24am On Dec 30, 2014 |
hmmm interesting |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by LieDetector(m): 8:01am On Dec 30, 2014 |
ireneony:yea |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by kingstylo01(m): 2:54pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
1. The separators. They're always around. Before a fight is about to ensue, You'll see them pop out from nowhere and trying to calm the fighters down.yea. its so true. they'll calm the fighters to the extend one of the fighters will start saying "leave me make i deal with am". as if if them leave am he go fit beat the other guy 2. The judges. Unlike the separators, the judges are not always around. They arrive like 15-30seconds after the separators. They ask the fighters the cause of their fight before ruling on who's at fault.to me, these judges (refrees) dey use african time, always late for the match. 3. The observers. Of course there must be an observer in every thing that has to do with "types of people". They are just there to watch how the fight is being fought. Ask them the cause of the fight and what you'll get is an "I don't know" reply. I fall under this categoryna so. they are the fans, although not really supporting any of the clubs (the two fighters) 4. The record keepers. They may know any of the fighters well and his life history. They'll tell you how often/seldom he fights. They know the last time he fought and what actually caused the fight.hmm... so true 5. The askers. These ones are always late. They come towards the concluding part of the thing and bombard you with questions like:reminds me of those that doesn't watch match, only to ask you "watin be scores?" when you are coming back from watching a game. 6. The walkaholics. These ones are similar to the askers. They're never satisfied with any information you give them. They walk from place to place in search of answers like they were given a project to work on.them suppose join journalism 7. The woman wrappers : lol. funny but true. They're everywhere. They cease any opportunity that comes their way. they'll sight from afar to see if there's any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight then walk down and ask her the cause of the fight. They'll deviate from the actual discussion and the next thing you'll see is them exchanging numbers.bros, you want make them collect wounds from the fight? 8. The Motivators. lol. These ones are like devils. They give you reasons to fight. Even if you've declined to fight, they must tell you something so annoying in order to increase your rage and get you wrestling whilst they observe you from distance and make mockery of you.these are the real fans! even 4 Likes |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by Tic4tac(m): 2:54pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Na no8 i fall oooo... |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by ggrin(f): 2:54pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by kendrick9(m): 2:54pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
this is getting stale.. types of this and that.. why don't u guys go ahead and list the 10 types of girls to f.uck since u guys love lists |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by korel9: 2:54pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
And of recent..., The "I was there" photographers 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by olayincar(m): 2:55pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
No.5 tho |
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