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Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by tundeayo2020: 6:59pm On Dec 31, 2014
yayyy firsty la commentus on a second pageio

Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Bonapart(m): 7:00pm On Dec 31, 2014
So strange to me cos all these cnt happen in Pakistan where we do our service
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by romzyxy(m): 7:00pm On Dec 31, 2014
mehn really true. 2day u ll c morrocco guys for church, okpo go even come. ha!. I go my church 4 area gon.
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Nobody: 7:01pm On Dec 31, 2014
11. The ones who came to sleep...

12. The ones who came with knockouts.
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Pygru: 7:01pm On Dec 31, 2014
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Nobody: 7:06pm On Dec 31, 2014
tundeayo2020:
yayyy firsty la commentus on a second pageio

Wow, is that Spanish?
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Moz22: 7:06pm On Dec 31, 2014
Its already 2015 in China...I blame GEJ for This ‪#‎GEJ_OUT‬ ‪#‎BUHARI_IN‬
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by charlove(m): 7:06pm On Dec 31, 2014
no.7 is so annoying
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by tosyne2much(m): 7:07pm On Dec 31, 2014
holatin:
The one that observe like d op.

tosyne2.much y you come steal and forge my signature without telling me.
I hereby charge you to nairaland court.
hahahahahaha grin

Me sef no deny am oooooo.. Na thief I thief ur signature ooooo tongue
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by iheanyi40(m): 7:08pm On Dec 31, 2014
tosyne2much:
Those that will do all the 10 categories grin
lyk seriously ? grin
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by tundeayo2020: 7:09pm On Dec 31, 2014
emusmith:


Wow, is that Spanish?
eeee i wish
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by holatin(m): 7:09pm On Dec 31, 2014
tosyne2much:
hahahahahaha grin

Me sef no deny am oooooo.. Na thief I thief ur signature ooooo tongue
k I dropped d case but someone like you are ban free now, you roll with d big guns
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Kateykate(f): 7:09pm On Dec 31, 2014
May God forgive you and have mercy on you. I pray you repent this year before you see the consuming part of the Almighty.
Austeenx:
[color tongue=orange]LOL!!! Nice piece. Proudly number 1.

Actually, the last time i was in church was exactly 31-12-2013 -- and I am not going to miss today's service for any reason 'cause there would be pretty chics aplenty!
Infact, it's going to be showers of mermaids. [/color]
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Nobody: 7:10pm On Dec 31, 2014
tundeayo2020:
eeee i wish

Is that Yoruba or...?
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by atease7irorun: 7:11pm On Dec 31, 2014
Cross-over night in 2 countries.
Experiencn one tonight, TЂε̲̣̣̣̥ oda one in Adelaide grin
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by deavicky(m): 7:11pm On Dec 31, 2014
tosyne2much:
I Just looked back at the silly things my friends and I used to do at cross over service when men were boys and I decided to put this down

Ten Types of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service

1. The ones who can't remember when last they attended church service or have never attended church since the beginning of the year but will attend the cross over service

2. The ones who will keep going in and out of the church for no reason. ** wetin dem dey find sef ** ?

3. The ones who will go to church just to woo ladies. They will go into the church auditorium, check if pretty ladies are present and will start strategizing on how to strike up a convo immediately after the service

4. The ones who will go for Cross over service and start blowing knockouts outside the auditorium

5. The ones who will go and make their supplication to God. You will see them praying and sweating profusely as if that is their last day on earth

6. The ones who will keep receiving calls and typing new year messages as if their lives depend on it

7. The ones who will attend the cross-over service for no reason. During prayers, dey will not pray, during praise and worship, you will never see them dance. ** wetin una come find come church sef? **

8. The ones who will keep checking their wrist watches as if they want to add more time to their life span. They are more concerned about the time, therefore, they pay little or no attention to the short sermon

9. The ones who would run out of the church the moment it is 12am on the dot. They will not even return to share the grace

10. The ones who will keep disturbing you about the time. ** is it 12 O'clock yet ?**

Written by: Tosyne2much

this is the first time I ve complained over a post. Ops which kind yeye topic be this?
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Nobody: 7:11pm On Dec 31, 2014
Well, I fall in category 1&9 embarassed.
Its new year eve again.

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Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by victors123: 7:11pm On Dec 31, 2014
;DNa true talk I fall to one place there sha
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by tosyne2much(m): 7:11pm On Dec 31, 2014
iheanyi40:
lyk seriously ? grin
na you dey talk like this.. Some ppl fit dey guilty of 8 out 10 grin
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by iheanyi40(m): 7:16pm On Dec 31, 2014
tosyne2much:
na you dey talk like this.. Some ppl fit dey guilty of 8 out 10 grin
lmao iknw say u dey guilty of all of em, na y u get d experience grin
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Nobody: 7:18pm On Dec 31, 2014
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Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by elprokez(m): 7:19pm On Dec 31, 2014
The set of people who come into the church @12:00 dot...to dance and congratulate people
.. grin grin cheesy
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by tosyne2much(m): 7:20pm On Dec 31, 2014
holatin:
k I dropped d case but someone like you are ban free now, you roll with d big guns
haaaaa wetin make you think so [/i] ? Say I don outgrown ban ? [/i]
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Cherrywhite(f): 7:20pm On Dec 31, 2014
Those ones who tink dat by attending todays service their destiny who change for ever,.they be lyk,'Lemmi repent today so God wuld make d new year betta for me,'.....,But tomao,u'll find dem at d beer palour

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Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by adedayourt(m): 7:21pm On Dec 31, 2014
MzNelly:
embarassed

Seems u guilty of these atrocities
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by holatin(m): 7:22pm On Dec 31, 2014
tosyne2much:
haaaaa wetin make you think so [/i] ? Say I don outgrown ban ? [/i]
you are popular, you are friend with the mod, you control nairaland and You are nairaland too.
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by tosyne2much(m): 7:22pm On Dec 31, 2014
deavicky:


this is the first time I ve complained over a post. Ops which kind yeye topic be this?
How do you mean ?
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by lilmax(m): 7:24pm On Dec 31, 2014
Ojisik:
13. The ones who will step into club immediately after the grace has been said grin
grin grin
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by tosyne2much(m): 7:24pm On Dec 31, 2014
holatin:
you are popular, you are friend with the mod, you control nairaland and You are nairaland too.
woooooow !!! I'm popular ?
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Nobody: 7:26pm On Dec 31, 2014
adedayourt:


Seems u guilty of these atrocities

LoL smiley
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Bleshh: 7:28pm On Dec 31, 2014
alberto2k:
Tosyne2much no vex abeg
I come book space for 2015

#One leg uP


*the one who takes time to shake everyone when its Officially 12:00am (thank God Naija is Ebola free or else....)

*the ones that starts sleeping from last year till new year e.g suxxman et skimpledawg (they've actually been sleeping since last year o). Sheey na coma dem dey?
undecided
now this made me laff....

na u suppose get thread jare!!

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