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10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by tosyne2much(m): 5:03pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
I Just looked back at the silly things my friends and I used to do at cross over service when men were boys and I decided to put this down Ten Types of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service 1. The ones who can't remember when last they attended church service or have never attended church since the beginning of the year but will attend the cross over service 2. The ones who will keep going in and out of the church for no reason. ** wetin dem dey find sef ** ? 3. The ones who will go to church just to woo ladies. They will go into the church auditorium, check if pretty ladies are present and will start strategizing on how to strike up a convo immediately after the service 4. The ones who will go for Cross over service and start blowing knockouts outside the auditorium 5. The ones who will go and make their supplication to God. You will see them praying and sweating profusely as if that is their last day on earth 6. The ones who will keep receiving calls and typing new year messages as if their lives depend on it 7. The ones who will attend the cross-over service for no reason. During prayers, dey will not pray, during praise and worship, you will never see them dance. ** wetin una come find come church sef? ** 8. The ones who will keep checking their wrist watches as if they want to add more time to their life span. They are more concerned about the time, therefore, they pay little or no attention to the short sermon 9. The ones who would run out of the church the moment it is 12am on the dot. They will not even return to share the grace 10. The ones who will keep disturbing you about the time. ** is it 12 O'clock yet ?** Written by: Tosyne2much 119 Likes 23 Shares |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by MrSinister(m): 5:04pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
First to comment Honestly I fall under category 1 sha 7 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by BeeBeeOoh(m): 5:04pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
2day na 2day no concentration 4 church at all, I go investigate 2day taya. If na lie eeh, oga Op ama find u.. 6 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by MRshazzy: 5:04pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
. ok issorait OMG. my 1st FP dis is truly a new yr |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Maccoy1(m): 5:08pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
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Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by alberto2k(m): 5:12pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Tosyne2much no vex abeg I come book space for 2015 #One leg uP *the one who takes time to shake everyone when its Officially 12:00am (thank God Naija is Ebola free or else....) *the ones that starts sleeping from last year till new year e.g suxxman et skimpledawg (they've actually been sleeping since last year o). Sheey na coma dem dey? 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by clevvermind(m): 5:13pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
u are on point. |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Viktoh(m): 5:17pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Ojisik(m): 5:20pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
13. The ones who will step into club immediately after the grace has been said 31 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by MrSinister(m): 5:22pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Mehn this thread better reach front page! mods abeg do the needful 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Nobody: 5:23pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
alberto2k: The one that keeps looking at the sky with one leg of a glassy shoe waiting for Cinderella to fall from the sky @Alberto2k...... Lolzzzzzz. Number 1 (Wholly me) 2,6 and 9. Hehe |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by tosyne2much(m): 5:24pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
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Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by alberto2k(m): 5:27pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
suxxman:Suxxman, no Chicken laps for u again... But I can consider giving u the chicken Head since na u dey head every parliaments of Cinderella |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Nobody: 5:30pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
I fall under the categories of no. 4 am going to church today with a full carton of bangard 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by tshegs19: 5:32pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Accurate |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Chanchit: 5:34pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
14, The ones that would rush in from carnival around 11:55, say Happy new year by 12:01 then zoom back to carnival. 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Nobody: 5:44pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Fabdedon(m): 5:45pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
. Those that will keep on updating their social network status.. . Those that will use that moment to call every contact on their phone. . Those that will now come into realisation that thier account balance don dey red bar.. .Those that would be thinking of how to prank someone with knockout even inside the church.. .Those that will even sleep off .Those that will dress like its their birthday/wedding day. written by: Fabdedon 6 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Nobody: 5:52pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Proudly 4 & 6 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by datguru: 5:53pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
I miss my wife badly, nothing is making sense to me now. I just wanna see her, talking on phone isn't making me feel any better 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Fabdedon(m): 5:55pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
kristina1:Only God is watching |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by tosyne2much(m): 5:56pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Those that will do all the 10 categories |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Nobody: 6:17pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
LOL!!! Nice piece. Proudly number 1. Actually, the last time i was in church was exactly 31-12-2013 -- and I am not going to miss today's service for any reason 'cause there would be pretty chics aplenty! Infact, it's going to be showers of mermaids. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by dre11(m): 6:18pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
••The ones that would keep calling like say the fone is glue to their ear •• the ones that would just walk from a beer parlour when it's almost 12am to shout happy new year ••• the ones that would come specifically to hug females memebers when happy new year is being declared. Em.. ....... 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by prettyjo(f): 6:23pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
God will hear it dis night ooooo.i belong in number 5 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Nobody: 6:23pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Fabdedon: Howdy? i saw ur mentions,tanx |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Nobody: 6:23pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Fabdedon: Howdy? i saw ur mention,tanx |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by dechandel(f): 6:54pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
I am so number 6 Hello 2015!!! |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by bigt2(m): 6:58pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Okay. I'll be on the lookout. Happy new year on advance |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by holatin(m): 6:58pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
The one that observe like d op. tosyne2much y you come steal and forge my signature without telling me. I hereby charge you to nairaland court. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by Nobody: 6:58pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
Most of those things mentioned are done by so called lagos big boys and girls. |
Re: 10 Types Of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service by codedflowz(m): 6:58pm On Dec 31, 2014 |
The ones that will get drunk and run into a nearby church when it's five minutes to 12 to join them in shouting Happy new year |
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